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      Ahhh, gotcha. Did you still eat ice cream after?

      Nope, sandwiches are my post-session food of choice. I always make two.
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      Nope.... can't fake anything. And to be honest he angered me so much that I pointed out that I Did Not and Could Not have one with him!
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      Yup. That's what I do.

      Also, have you never had an orgasm witout ejaculation?

      no
    • Posts: 5,214 Member
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      Well I was embarrassed to admit why I couldnt and I didnt want her to think it was her!

      Just admit it. If she's any kind of awesome she will see it as a challenge.
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      No. When one of us can't get there, we know we'll have another chance at it real soon.
    • Posts: 6,573 Member
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      That WAS me behaving...

      I'd say hello but I'm sure that's a bad idea. I'll wave all the way from Queensland instead.
    • Posts: 7,436 Member
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      Have a spoonful of warm mayo on hand...no pun intended.

      yeah because ya know, if my husband's semen smelled like mayonnaise I'd tell him to go and see a doctor :noway:

      *just imagining the conversation that would follow on from that if a man tried this with his wife*

      *I should write sitcom lol*
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      Just admit it. If she's any kind of awesome she will see it as a challenge.

      That ship has sailed.
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      Just now. Relatonship over.

      Oh yeah. And it was with a black guy with a small wee wee

      OMG you are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      During the mating season, lionesses have sex up to 50 times a day for four days and nights in a row with as many as five males – but each bout lasts only ten seconds. LOL

      that's nothing compared to bonobos

      a bonobo that only got that amount of sex would feel like that forever alone meme.
    • Posts: 483 Member
      :huh: I'm a grown *kitten* woman!!!
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      Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

      I was going to propose marriage until you said that.
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      During the mating season, lionesses have sex up to 50 times a day for four days and nights in a row with as many as five males – but each bout lasts only ten seconds. LOL

      Those lionesses' sound like a girl I crushed on in college once and then found out the rumors where not rumors
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      My wife always fakes hers.

      If she's in a good mood, she'll fake after 10 minutes. If I've pissed her off recently. she waits till I've got a cramp in my neck and I can no longer feel my lips and tongue.
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      I def just stared at this for a good 3 minutes ! WTF?
      ah ya WTF is right...................?????????????
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      Now we know what position you like if you plan to spit on her back :wink:

      haha busted! face down *kitten* up that's the way we like to....tie our shoes!
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      My wife always fakes hers.

      If she's in a good mood, she'll fake after 10 minutes. If I've pissed her off recently. she waits till I've got a cramp in my neck and I can no longer feel my lips and tongue.

      LMFAO
    • Posts: 9,003 Member
      My wife always fakes hers.

      If she's in a good mood, she'll fake after 10 minutes. If I've pissed her off recently. she waits till I've got a cramp in my neck and I can no longer feel my lips and tongue.

      LOL
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      Yes. Until the divorce was filed. :yawn:

      THIS ^^^
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      Nope. When I was tired a lot and the kids were young we just didn't have sex until there was time to do it right.

      Also, can some guys really not tell? :huh:

      I can... her's grabs me like a facehugger.
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      For gods sakes... why do you think god gave men tongues? If you have to get some rope and sit on their face FFS!. No need to fake anything you should have. Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.


      Oh. Crap. Is there a way to rescind a FR?
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      Nope............................................................................................
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      My wife always fakes hers.

      If she's in a good mood, she'll fake after 10 minutes. If I've pissed her off recently. she waits till I've got a cramp in my neck and I can no longer feel my lips and tongue.

      I like your wife. She should offer lessons to teach her techniques.
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      Yeah. That was the only thing I could thing of to contribute to this topic. - Team Penis
      WTF is right............LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 6,573 Member
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      I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

      I was going to say you have no choice but then I remembered I'm already taken.. bugger!
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      I did when I was younger and men's egos were important to me. I thought I was a freak because I couldn't O through intercourse alone. Now I know that it's about 75% of women who can't, and that there's a physiological reason for it (it has to do with the distance of the *kitten* from the vagina - if it's greater than 1.25" then you're out of luck).

      It also seems like guys know more about how women's bodies work nowadays than they did 20 or 30 years ago so they don't need as much coaching. We can probably thank the internet for that.
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      I can... her's grabs me like a facehugger.
      Yup I always got the best hug of my life + a lil nail action, when she would cum....no hidding it or faking it atlast in my situation
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      LOL As if we cared if you did or not.
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