Ever faked an "O"

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  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    I did when I was younger and men's egos were important to me. I thought I was a freak because I couldn't O through intercourse alone. Now I know that it's about 75% of women who can't, and that there's a physiological reason for it (it has to do with the distance of the *kitten* from the vagina - if it's greater than 1.25" then you're out of luck).

    It also seems like guys know more about how women's bodies work nowadays than they did 20 or 30 years ago so they don't need as much coaching. We can probably thank the internet for that.

    That's why different positions/ different body parts are key!
  • SkinnyFatAlbert
    SkinnyFatAlbert Posts: 482 Member
    Stop the theatrics and just make me a sandwich.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    This is the funniest day of my life.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    Only with myself!
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Stop the theatrics and just make me a sandwich.

    Here's your samwhich thank you cum again :P
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Women who fake orgasms are the reason so many men expect it to happen as easily for us as it does for them. Stop the faking, Ladies. Just stop.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    A lady never fakes an "O" and tells.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:

    How do you feel about polygamy and sharing?
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:

    I forgot husband wouldn't like extra men about .. maybe if you are female he'll be ok lol.
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    Women who fake orgasms are the reason so many men expect it to happen as easily for us as it does for them. Stop the faking, Ladies. Just stop.

    Exactly. No. What's the point in faking? I want to be pleasured too.
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    Nope... But I have said you have 10 seconds to do something I like or I'm getting dressed...

    He just stared at me, like he couldn't believe I said that.. So I got up, got dressed and left..
    Needless to say, we didn't talk after that.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Sorry.. rope bit was a joke.

    I was going to propose marriage until you said that.

    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:

    How do you feel about polygamy and sharing?

    I'm ok with it if you are sexy. Husband will probably kill us both so I guess it's a no. Bye!
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    You have no choice. You are now married lol. I'm bossy like that. :laugh: :wink:

    Cute, bossy, assertive, AND an Australian accent. I need to see more of the world...
  • Gwibbertronii
    Gwibbertronii Posts: 15
    Only as a teenager, when I couldn't understand why everyone found sex such a big deal. I met my husband at the age of 26, and all so a sudden I realised what all the fuss was about...I'm now 41 and he's still the best I ever had.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Nope... But I have said you have 10 seconds to do something I like or I'm getting dressed...

    He just stared at me, like he couldn't believe I said that.. So I got up, got dressed and left..
    Needless to say, we didn't talk after that.


    *snort*
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    Women who fake orgasms are the reason so many men expect it to happen as easily for us as it does for them. Stop the faking, Ladies. Just stop.

    Exactly. No. What's the point in faking? I want to be pleasured too.

    THANK YOU
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    yes. and i stayed as long as i could.

    i paid for the full hour so i was staying there for the full hour.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I hate to think anyone I've been with has, but who knows. I've done my best and it always seem genuine.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    riso.gif

    This thread is hilarious. :flowerforyou:


    Oh and no, no I haven't.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Nope... But I have said you have 10 seconds to do something I like or I'm getting dressed...

    He just stared at me, like he couldn't believe I said that.. So I got up, got dressed and left..
    Needless to say, we didn't talk after that.

    Would you please just stop advertising this on the internet and start answering my calls.
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
    yes. and i stayed as long as i could.

    i paid for the full hour so i was staying there for the full hour.

    LOL
  • sunfirelynn
    sunfirelynn Posts: 186 Member
    Nope... I always be sure I get pleased as well:bigsmile:
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