Ever faked an "O"

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  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
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    If yes how long in the relationship did you continue to do so?

    Yes. Until the divorce was filed. :yawn:

    This... except I stopped when I moved out and THEN filed for divorce. Sometimes you just do it to keep their confidence up so they'll keep trying. That relationship lasted 5 years and had more fake O's than I can count. :tongue:
  • es513
    es513 Posts: 51 Member
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    Nope.
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
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    Yes, for 20 + years. Divorce should be final in a month or so. :drinker:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Oh yeah. And it was with a black guy with a small wee wee

    You mean they actually exist?!? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    What for?? It either works or it doesn't; if it doesn't I don't see the need to fake it just to boost his ego.
  • liftingheavy1
    liftingheavy1 Posts: 112
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    Q: Why do women fake orgasms ? A: Because they think men care. LOL :)



    Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm? A: Because men fake foreplay.



    Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
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    No, faking is stupid and doesn't teach men how to please us - so you get morons getting mad when you don't cum because every girl they have been with has cum multiple times. *insert eye roll*

    Ladies - TEACH him what works for you. And if you have something else to do and he needs to finish up, use your words.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
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  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Nope, if it ain't working.. that's when you get on top and take over.

    That is probably a pretty good strategy.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Nope, if it ain't working.. that's when you get on top and take over.

    how YOU doin?
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Guys tend to take it a step further and just fake the entire relationship.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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    After this topic, I'm going to get the little woman a HRM and check it afterwards.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    wtf for? No.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.

    not to the point where you have to fake it, that's just silly
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    I think that's the funniest thing I have ever read.
    Yep, I've faked a few, especially when my kids were smaller and I was just too darn tired to be messed with. I just wanted him to get on with it so I could SLEEP.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.

    not to the point where you have to fake it, that's just silly

    Whatever...I got mine!!!
  • Brown523
    Brown523 Posts: 112 Member
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    g-o-a-t-and-your-m-o-m-o.gif


    I def just stared at this for a good 3 minutes ! WTF?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O,

    Uhhh yeah it does.

    not to the point where you have to fake it, that's just silly

    Sorry
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