Why water is making you fat

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    'Much more smarter' is a term used in the academic community meaning I am better a doing smart and sciencing with my brain than you are because you are stupid
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
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    Straight whisky please. <3
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
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    because your not drinking enough

    Wrong "you're," but nice toilet, bro.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Safe! I only drink beer.
  • Superhero_Leah
    Superhero_Leah Posts: 105
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    Mmmm damn water :( lol
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    i think i have seen your website:

    http://www.dhmo.org/

    other damaging properties are:

    Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
    Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
    Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
    DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
    Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
    Contributes to soil erosion.
    Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
    Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
    Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
    Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
    Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
    Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
  • RBurnham90
    RBurnham90 Posts: 202 Member
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    inb4 people ask for a reference to this claim
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    In for sciencing and other more smart stuff
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
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    Please tell me vodka is a-okay! Or is it unsafe because it is also clear and wet? Oh my god, how far down does the rabbit hole go?!
  • ronit1601
    ronit1601 Posts: 183
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    no offence but do u really belong from this planet?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Please tell me vodka is a-okay! Or is it unsafe because it is also clear and wet? Oh my god, how far down does the rabbit hole go?!


    Vodka is extremely beneficial. Alcohol is very strong and the calories can't swim in it so they die.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Those of you who doubt my claims are very foolish. I have a large wall covered in newspaper articles and red twine, so I am clearly more qualified to be a sciencer
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
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    never drinking water again, that part about the sharks really got to me

    What if i have sharks in my plumbing? Never taking a shower again
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    You shouldn't shower. You should go to a lemonade sauna. The bubbles in the lemonade have been proven to scare the fat molecules off your body.
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
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    BALLS! I have already had 3 cups of water this morning, that is going straight to my thighs. :sad: :sad: :sad:
    Thank you for this edumacational thread :flowerforyou:
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    Where have you been all this time mutant ? I had to resort to comfort foods while you were gone. Me got so fat:cry:
  • blueboxgeek
    blueboxgeek Posts: 574 Member
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    Soooo glad that you enlightened me!! I have been trying to eat healthy and all that crap and it was the waters fault all the time!!
  • LaserMum
    LaserMum Posts: 133
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    Where have you been all this time mutant ? I had to resort to comfort foods while you were gone. Me got so fat:cry:

    I wasn't the comfort foods that made you fat!!! Haven't you been reading the thread? It was all the water you drank!!!

    Thank you so much for enlightening us Mutant!
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
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    I know we all should drink aspertine instead
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Where have you been all this time mutant ? I had to resort to comfort foods while you were gone. Me got so fat:cry:

    I was on an enlightenment journey on the astral plane. Trying to find myself.

    Unfortunately the coffee sucks there, so I left pretty quickly

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