Why water is making you fat
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Please tell me vodka is a-okay! Or is it unsafe because it is also clear and wet? Oh my god, how far down does the rabbit hole go?!
Vodka is extremely beneficial. Alcohol is very strong and the calories can't swim in it so they die.0 -
Those of you who doubt my claims are very foolish. I have a large wall covered in newspaper articles and red twine, so I am clearly more qualified to be a sciencer0
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never drinking water again, that part about the sharks really got to me
What if i have sharks in my plumbing? Never taking a shower again0 -
You shouldn't shower. You should go to a lemonade sauna. The bubbles in the lemonade have been proven to scare the fat molecules off your body.0
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BALLS! I have already had 3 cups of water this morning, that is going straight to my thighs. :sad: :sad: :sad:
Thank you for this edumacational thread :flowerforyou:0 -
Where have you been all this time mutant ? I had to resort to comfort foods while you were gone. Me got so fat0
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Soooo glad that you enlightened me!! I have been trying to eat healthy and all that crap and it was the waters fault all the time!!0
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Where have you been all this time mutant ? I had to resort to comfort foods while you were gone. Me got so fat
I wasn't the comfort foods that made you fat!!! Haven't you been reading the thread? It was all the water you drank!!!
Thank you so much for enlightening us Mutant!0 -
I know we all should drink aspertine instead0
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Where have you been all this time mutant ? I had to resort to comfort foods while you were gone. Me got so fat
I was on an enlightenment journey on the astral plane. Trying to find myself.
Unfortunately the coffee sucks there, so I left pretty quickly0 -
BALLS! I have already had 3 cups of water this morning, that is going straight to my thighs. :sad: :sad: :sad:
Thank you for this edumacational thread :flowerforyou:
Water dependence is a difficult thing. Now that you have admitted that you have a problem we can begin the healing process.0 -
I live only on air fats now - I have never felt better0
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I mix my government issued water with gasoline and now i ride my bike like a rocket!0
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wait a second, the water is polyunsaturated fats, so it's all goooood!
False! Saturated means wet.
What else is wet? WATER!0 -
But i am addicted to water.
Is there an Anomynous Water Drinkers (AWD) group for this i can sign up to
I'm looking at starting AWD in my basement. We can't hold it anywhere else because I'm not allowed within 500m of schools, churches, museums, cemetaries or Blockbuster.0 -
Hold on a cotton-picking minute air-fats are slightly damp surely they don't contain the vile substance water as well??0
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Hold on a cotton-picking minute air-fats are slightly damp surely they don't contain the vile substance water as well??
No, air fats are dangerous in other ways. Unlike other calories, air fats are extremely 'floaty' so they can sneak in to every bodily orifice.
EVERY orifice.0 -
No, air fats are dangerous in other ways. Unlike other calories, air fats are extremely 'floaty' so they can sneak in to every bodily orifice.
EVERY orifice.
Phew! I'm good with that - saves eating and avoids water and eggs too0 -
I'm looking at starting AWD in my basement. We can't hold it anywhere else because I'm not allowed within 500m of schools, churches, museums, cemetaries or Blockbuster.
I would like to join. I am currently having another glass.... I can't get this monkey off my back. I am so weak. :sad:0 -
Screw water! No wonder I'm a fatty-mcfatterton! I am playing it safe and am never drinking anything ever again (you never know what liquids the government may have snuck that vile poison into!).
Thanks for saving my life, Mutant. I owe ya one.0 -
thank god I only drink pure distilled coke zero.0
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I think I lost a brain cell0
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I applaud your brave warning Dr Mutant but I am afraid that you have only told half of the story. Were you silenced before you could give the whole truth of the devastating effect of water? WATER KILLS!!! OK so the oxygen causes air fat but then your left with hydrogen. It would be great if that left your body harmlessly, but no! The hydrogen builds up in lymph glands. Firstly it suffocates your immune system leading to increased susceptibility to colds and flu. But that's not all! In the worst cases, due to the highly explosive nature of hydrogen, those deluded individuals that drink over 8 glasses a day could at any moment SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!! There is hope though, FIZZY DRINKS - the carbon dioxide will mop up the excess hydrogen to form the relatively harmless ethanol which is efficiently processed by the liver.0
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I applaud your brave warning Dr Mutant but I am afraid that you have only told half of the story. Were you silenced before you could give the whole truth of the devastating effect of water? WATER KILLS!!! OK so the oxygen causes air fat but then your left with hydrogen. It would be great if that left your body harmlessly, but no! The hydrogen builds up in lymph glands. Firstly it suffocates your immune system leading to increased susceptibility to colds and flu. But that's not all! In the worst cases, due to the highly explosive nature of hydrogen, those deluded individuals that drink over 8 glasses a day could at any moment SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!! There is hope though, FIZZY DRINKS - the carbon dioxide will mop up the excess hydrogen to form the relatively harmless ethanol which is efficiently processed by the liver.
CAREFUL BUBALUBOO!
There are eyes everywhere. I have shared these suspicions for sometime. We must be careful.
Meet me at my Antarctic fortress. Bring beer0 -
I think I lost a brain cell
I think you better find it STAT!0 -
Wtf is happening in here0
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Wtf is happening in here
Motherf*ckin science0 -
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE0
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CAREFUL BUBALUBOO!
There are eyes everywhere. I have shared these suspicions for sometime. We must be careful.
Meet me at my Antarctic fortress. Bring beer
Antarctic fortress...they will never suspect...surrounded by water, protected by beer! Cunning! I am tunnelling out of here. It may take some time.0 -
Motherf*ckin science
Lets do the big bang??0
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