Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Your not like those others ******s your actually smart.

    :indifferent:

    You're kidding me... Right?

    Nope my 3rd grade (Mr. Rosenberg) teacher in Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn Told me that

    And THAT is what is wrong with the education system.
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    You're balls are too big.

    your*
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • carrierweber
    carrierweber Posts: 2 Member
    Oh and I love the "you have such a pretty face" which equates to "but the rest of you is horrifying"
  • Needachange84
    Needachange84 Posts: 310 Member
    Wow! You've lost a lot of weight! You almost look normal.

    this^^^ I absolutely dislike this!! Like ok I have to be a certain weight to look "normal" ugh
  • Feisty_one
    Feisty_one Posts: 81 Member
    i also got a guy saying that im not exactly a dog, compliment or not i have no idea lol
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.

    I want you to go out right now, buy a bikini, and WORK IT.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    I think I have the perfect boyfriend for you...:huh:
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    OK that's just wrong but funny. Lol
  • SweetLilyR
    SweetLilyR Posts: 283 Member
    One B**** actually told me that I have nice WIDE child bearing hips.

    Was that my mother-in-law you were talking to? She told me that up until I got pregnant...then it was all, "But we didn't want grandkids." :explode:
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    "Wow you're 38????...you don't look anywhere near that old"

    Um, thanks, I guess

    good one, I get that as well :ohwell:

    I get it too- 36.

    me too. i'm not complaining though, at least it is somewhat of a compliment & better than what i used to hear this time last year

    (which is "are you pregnant?"....its because i tend to gain weight in my tummy area much more than any other area, in their defense i really do look preggers. it sucks.....on that note, i've been slacking off lately so i'm off to work out...)
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    "If you lost 20lbs, you could do porn."

    :angry:

    that's kinda awesome actually, as a way to strike up a conversation with somebody and see if they have a sense of humor. :happy:

    Respond with: I retired, so I let myself gain a little since then

    What are you doing back on the boards, missy?!
  • Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.

    I want you to go out right now, buy a bikini, and WORK IT.

    I bought one recently!... and next summer I intend to go beach hunting.... :wink:
  • "You really look pretty since you've lost weight."

    "Wow, you look good. You've lost A LOT of weight, haven't you?"

    "Wow, how much weight have you lost?"

    Then my husband has lost some weight and he had someone ask him, "You staying out of trouble? You've slimmed up a lot. Everything ok?"
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.

    I want you to go out right now, buy a bikini, and WORK IT.

    I bought one recently!... and next summer I intend to go beach hunting.... :wink:

    GOOD FOR YOU. You are far too gorgeous to not be in a 2-piece.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I have 5 stepkids.

    When I say I have 5 kids, people always compliment me on how good I look "for having all those kids" :huh:

    I haven't been pregnant. :grumble:
  • RenshiG
    RenshiG Posts: 71 Member
    "She [me] actually looks really pretty from a bit of a distance."

    "Thank GOD he (my 2 minute old son) doesn't have your nose!" (The doc and nurses had the decency to totally turn their backs as their jaws dropped and a "cricket-chirping" silence ensued. I'd almost call that "Testing Darwinism".)
  • You have a pretty face..... when they're obviously leaving out the other part in their mind lol!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    "I bet your c*nt tastes nice"

    Why thank you complete stranger on the sidewalk. And they say romance is dead.

    Ew! At least use the nicer word for it!

    there's a nicer word?

    no just no.
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  • You would be really cute if only you lost some weight......6th grade from an 8th grade boy. I have carried that little comment with me my whole life always chasing the "if only" in my own head....never feeling quite good enough :( 38 and I can still remember it
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    Wow. People are *kitten*. :|
  • "you don't sweat much for a fat boy....."

    #Winning
  • rich347
    rich347 Posts: 508 Member
    Your not like those others ******s your actually smart.

    :indifferent:

    You're kidding me... Right?

    Nope my 3rd grade (Mr. Rosenberg) teacher in Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn Told me that

    And THAT is what is wrong with the education system.

    Agreed
  • You look better with some meat on your bones...:brokenheart:
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
    Granny [tugging on my skirt]: Meg, have you lost anymore weight?

    Me: Yep. I'm down 50 pounds, Granny.

    Granny: Well, I can see it in your face, but I don't see it in your body.

    Me: ..........................

    God love her. :)
  • "You have such a pretty face", I think some fat girls might get why this compliment is actually a little annoying
  • captndalton
    captndalton Posts: 53 Member
    'ooh, you've got soft hands' ...... I'm a guy.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    "If you lost 20lbs, you could do porn."

    :angry:

    that's kinda awesome actually, as a way to strike up a conversation with somebody and see if they have a sense of humor. :happy:

    Respond with: I retired, so I let myself gain a little since then

    What are you doing back on the boards, missy?!

    sorry!!!!

    -backs out slowly-
  • KayRisTee
    KayRisTee Posts: 31 Member
    After losing 40ish pounds I ran into a guy I knew in high school who thought:

    "Dang girl if you looked like that in high school you might have been an option for me"

    was an appropriate comment to make. Gee thanks
  • vienna_h
    vienna_h Posts: 428 Member
    "You're 25? I thought you were 19! You still look great for your age!"

    What??? FU, IM 25, NOT 50!!!

    The other day, I was wearing a cropped top, and went out quickly to the convenience store, and while I was paying, this guy came up to me to ask if I had had surgery. I knew my surgery scars were tiny and not visible, I tried to ignore him but he was in my face and asked me again, so I said "no", and he said "Are you sure, cuz you look CUT". Is that a compliment??? Did he mean I have abs? The cashier told him I was married (I'm not) and the guy insisted my "husband" must be lucky to have such a "cut up" wife. I just rolled my eyes at him and walked out. Men, don't tell women they look "cut" or worse "cut up", it sounds scary.

    And a drunk student, towards the end of a field course (aka 3 weeks camping in the middle of nowhere), came up to me to say "you know, when I first met you I thought, 'wow, look at that girly girl' and I just thought you were sooo girly, but now that I know you it's like 'damn, that girl is smart, she KNOWS ****, like COOL ****' you're not even as ditsy as everyone thinks you are, you're actually smart!'". She kept repeating this to me all night long. Nice to know everyone thought I was a ditsy girly girl (but I know stuff so it's ok).
  • cedman1
    cedman1 Posts: 104 Member
    Received consoling and hug cause they assumed I had cancer with all my weight loss. :|