Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    "I like your hair better straight."

    If there's ever a more ****ed up way to tell somebody you hate their curly hair, let me know!!!! This came from an Asian chick. They're pros at giving backhanded compliments. Two different Asian girls said this to me.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    "You have a cute nose, like a seal pup" :noway:
  • Pedalpush
    Pedalpush Posts: 246 Member
    A woman just met but I did not know, but who was hosting a bridal shower for my soon-to-be sister-in-law, came up behind me, patted me on the butt and said "Oooh such a rump on you, you'ah so lucky (insert New York Jewish Mother accent here)!"
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    You've lost how much? I never thought you were THAT fat! Huh.
  • vienna_h
    vienna_h Posts: 428 Member
    'Pregnancy suits you, how far along are you?' - nope, that's just my stomach :frown:

    No one should ever say this ever. Like not even in a Lamaze class. Wow.

    I worked with a girl who had terrible Crohn's disease and was a size 0. Her body shape and medical issues caused a little belly bulge even though she was tiny/petite and thin. WEEKLY someone would ask her about her "pregnancy". Sooooo wrong!!!

    My mom knew this woman was pregnant, but hadn't seen her in a long time. They ran into each other at the store, and my mom, seeing her bulging stomach, said "wow, I heard you were pregnant, you must be due really soon!" And the woman replied "I had the baby months ago..."

    oooops.
  • kmorales_4
    kmorales_4 Posts: 208 Member
    I got the half compliment by default

    Your face is so pretty, you should really lose weight.
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
    "You have a pretty face, shame about the rest of you" - oh yes, that was a lovely tid-bit

    "I bet you'll die alone, eaten by your cats" - from high school, oh the love we shared in those days.
  • unluckyIrish
    unluckyIrish Posts: 121 Member
    "I like your hair better straight."

    If there's ever a more ****ed up way to tell somebody you hate their curly hair, let me know!!!! This came from an Asian chick. They're pros at giving backhanded compliments. Two different Asian girls said this to me.

    I get that a lot too. Or, at the salon: you have GORGEOUS hair... let's straighten it... (that's the point where I typically walk out)

    Also... Wow, I can't believe someone like you (i.e. fat) works out that much.

    Or- I can't believe you can run 5k...
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
    "You skinny b*tch"

    do I look skinny to you? I'm toned b*tch!
  • Mcmilligen
    Mcmilligen Posts: 332 Member
    "...Well, at least your boobs are bigger"
    (Said to me by my [male] friend after I was feeling down about my weight). Hmph. That doesn't make me feel better. Thanks though.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    "If you lost 20lbs, you could do porn."

    :angry:

    that's kinda awesome actually, as a way to strike up a conversation with somebody and see if they have a sense of humor. :happy:

    Respond with: I retired, so I let myself gain a little since then

    What are you doing back on the boards, missy?!

    sorry!!!!

    -backs out slowly-

    Ahahaha. :heart:
  • emAZn
    emAZn Posts: 413 Member
    You have a mother's butt

    &

    You've lost alot of weight, you almost look like a holocaust victim (no offense to holocaust victim's and their families - I said it was the worst)
  • Andreaviolet89
    Andreaviolet89 Posts: 290 Member
    What etnicity are you?

    and

    Wow you look so pretty since you lost weight, just lose a bit more and you will be glam!
  • Rav3n1022
    Rav3n1022 Posts: 77 Member
    you have great t*ts, you'd be super hot if you lost some weight... :huh:


    in what parallel universe is a compliment??
  • jbwilliams888
    jbwilliams888 Posts: 96
    "You are hot! Even if you are black" :huh:
  • MrsJGatsby
    MrsJGatsby Posts: 25 Member
    you have great t*ts, you'd be super hot if you lost some weight... :huh:


    in what parallel universe is a compliment??

    You're boobs are huge but I bet when you lose the weight they'll go too.

    Thanks...:frown:
  • dantesmum1965
    dantesmum1965 Posts: 1 Member
    Him: "Say.... you don't look like a bag of spanners" by a male colleague on my way to a night out. Me: Errr... thanks...I think..... so do I normally look like a bag of spanners?
  • scot30316
    scot30316 Posts: 169 Member
    You look just like Jim Morrison. Dead in a bathtub in Paris Jim Morrison
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    "You have really incredible eyebrows."


    WTH.

    My sister got complimented on her eyebrows by a drag queen and I had to hear about it for three weeks. Apparently some people really like those compliments?
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    "You have such a pretty face", I think some fat girls might get why this compliment is actually a little annoying

    Only a woman could take kind words like that and twist them around into an insult. If anyone in my entire life told me I had a pretty face I would be ecstatic.
  • jollyjoe321
    jollyjoe321 Posts: 529 Member
    "You have a cute nose, like a seal pup" :noway:

    Haven't you seen a seal pup?!

    norbert-rosing-a-newborn-gray-seal-pup-lifts-its-head-and-stares-directly-at-the-camera.jpg

    Thats, like, the cutest thing evaaah!
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    You have a pretty......................face.
  • KenRNhol22
    KenRNhol22 Posts: 28 Member
    One B**** actually told me that I have nice WIDE child bearing hips.

    ugh I get that a lot too..
  • FizikallyFit
    FizikallyFit Posts: 180 Member
    After class the other day I was walking to my car and a guy on a bench said to me:
    "damn ***** you thick"

    I am not sure that qualifies as a compliment I think it was an insult to be honest. But then he said can I get yo number...so I think he was trying for a compliment. :angry:
  • KellyJannine
    KellyJannine Posts: 56 Member
    while my friend and I were out playing pool... a guy comes up and says.. "wow! You have great breasts, but your friend has the body to go with it" lol managed to insult the both of us in one sentence!

    "You have a small nose.... and small ears... and your lips are small too"

    "you have a great smile, but did you know that one of your eyes is smaller than the other one?"

    fabulous.... absolutely fabulous.. lol
  • dutchieee0212
    dutchieee0212 Posts: 94
    you look like grown up honey boo boo


    SERIOUSLY?:O
  • beekay70
    beekay70 Posts: 214 Member
    When I was an insecure and awkward teenager (weren't we all?), I would get "you'd make a beautiful girl." Not cool.
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    "Your breasts are a bit saggy right?"
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    "You're pretty, but you're not as hot as your sister", or "Ugly ducklings make a beautiful swan", something I've heard numerous times as a child by some of my so-called friends. The worst one for me is when I'm told I look like someone I really loathe to pieces.
  • TripleJ3
    TripleJ3 Posts: 945 Member
    Being called "thick" by a guy is a compliment. I used to be called this all the time in high school and even though I didn't like it, it is meant as a good thing. Not too heavy, not too thin....just right. I always just said thanks.

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