Worst compliment you've ever gotten.

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  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    Your not like those others ******s your actually smart.

    :indifferent:

    You're kidding me... Right?

    Nope my 3rd grade (Mr. Rosenberg) teacher in Sheepshead Bay Brooklyn Told me that

    And THAT is what is wrong with the education system.
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
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    You're balls are too big.

    your*
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • carrierweber
    carrierweber Posts: 2 Member
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    Oh and I love the "you have such a pretty face" which equates to "but the rest of you is horrifying"
  • Needachange84
    Needachange84 Posts: 310 Member
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    Wow! You've lost a lot of weight! You almost look normal.

    this^^^ I absolutely dislike this!! Like ok I have to be a certain weight to look "normal" ugh
  • Feisty_one
    Feisty_one Posts: 81 Member
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    i also got a guy saying that im not exactly a dog, compliment or not i have no idea lol
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.

    I want you to go out right now, buy a bikini, and WORK IT.
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
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    I think I have the perfect boyfriend for you...:huh:
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    OK that's just wrong but funny. Lol
  • SweetLilyR
    SweetLilyR Posts: 283 Member
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    One B**** actually told me that I have nice WIDE child bearing hips.

    Was that my mother-in-law you were talking to? She told me that up until I got pregnant...then it was all, "But we didn't want grandkids." :explode:
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
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    "Wow you're 38????...you don't look anywhere near that old"

    Um, thanks, I guess

    good one, I get that as well :ohwell:

    I get it too- 36.

    me too. i'm not complaining though, at least it is somewhat of a compliment & better than what i used to hear this time last year

    (which is "are you pregnant?"....its because i tend to gain weight in my tummy area much more than any other area, in their defense i really do look preggers. it sucks.....on that note, i've been slacking off lately so i'm off to work out...)
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    "If you lost 20lbs, you could do porn."

    :angry:

    that's kinda awesome actually, as a way to strike up a conversation with somebody and see if they have a sense of humor. :happy:

    Respond with: I retired, so I let myself gain a little since then

    What are you doing back on the boards, missy?!
  • themumbler86
    themumbler86 Posts: 19
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    Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.

    I want you to go out right now, buy a bikini, and WORK IT.

    I bought one recently!... and next summer I intend to go beach hunting.... :wink:
  • acoffman920
    acoffman920 Posts: 7
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    "You really look pretty since you've lost weight."

    "Wow, you look good. You've lost A LOT of weight, haven't you?"

    "Wow, how much weight have you lost?"

    Then my husband has lost some weight and he had someone ask him, "You staying out of trouble? You've slimmed up a lot. Everything ok?"
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    Ooh just remembered a great one actually

    "Aww good on you... it's so good to see a bigger girl with the guts to wear a bikini!"

    I'd actually borrowed a friend's bikini and was wearing one for the first time in my life. It really was a heart sinking moment!! & I haven't worn one since.

    I want you to go out right now, buy a bikini, and WORK IT.

    I bought one recently!... and next summer I intend to go beach hunting.... :wink:

    GOOD FOR YOU. You are far too gorgeous to not be in a 2-piece.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    I have 5 stepkids.

    When I say I have 5 kids, people always compliment me on how good I look "for having all those kids" :huh:

    I haven't been pregnant. :grumble:
  • RenshiG
    RenshiG Posts: 71 Member
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    "She [me] actually looks really pretty from a bit of a distance."

    "Thank GOD he (my 2 minute old son) doesn't have your nose!" (The doc and nurses had the decency to totally turn their backs as their jaws dropped and a "cricket-chirping" silence ensued. I'd almost call that "Testing Darwinism".)
  • tjungkunz
    tjungkunz Posts: 39
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    You have a pretty face..... when they're obviously leaving out the other part in their mind lol!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    "I bet your c*nt tastes nice"

    Why thank you complete stranger on the sidewalk. And they say romance is dead.

    Ew! At least use the nicer word for it!

    there's a nicer word?

    no just no.
  • Healthfoodgirl
    Healthfoodgirl Posts: 3
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    You would be really cute if only you lost some weight......6th grade from an 8th grade boy. I have carried that little comment with me my whole life always chasing the "if only" in my own head....never feeling quite good enough :( 38 and I can still remember it
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
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    Wow. People are *kitten*. :|

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