BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

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  • koogabah
    koogabah Posts: 16 Member
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    5 Star Thread
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,134 Member
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    You rang?
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  • taeliesyn
    taeliesyn Posts: 1,116 Member
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    I haven't laughed this hard since someone wrote they got masculine arms after 5 gym visits. :laugh:

    You must of missed the one who got bulky arms if she held them the wrong way whilst running!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    I haven't laughed this hard since someone wrote they got masculine arms after 5 gym visits. :laugh:

    You must of missed the one who got bulky arms if she held them the wrong way whilst running!

    oh i recall that one ....hilarious and idiotic at same time!
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
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    I think I just became dumber reading this thread.....

    Just the top, right?

    Edit for typo. I guess you may have a point.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    I think I just became dumber reading this thread.....

    Just the top, right?

    Edit for typo. I guess you may have a point.

    LOL yes just the top ....
  • gingabebe
    gingabebe Posts: 165 Member
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    You rang?
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    OMG! I can't think of a better use of a gif. Zyxst, you are amazing.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
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    Well damn,I guess I'm in REAL trouble!! I use Body Butter, not lotion. :sad:
  • proboho
    proboho Posts: 62 Member
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    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)

    ROLF :laugh:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    And, the reason why you won't starve on the diet is:

    "Because HCG releases your fat reserves, your body begins to “consume” the fat, which acts as a source of energy in place of food. In essence, you burn about one pound of fat each day (one pound is 3,500 calories). Therefore, your total consumption each day will be about 4,000 calories – 500 from food and 3,500 from fat. That is why most patients do not experience extreme hunger while using HCG."

    Are you counting your fat consumptIon calories yet?

    But the pharmaceutical manufacturers of HCG injections state right on the label that it does NOT do this. Still, medical professionals and clinics are still telling patients it does. :noway:
  • natty1408
    natty1408 Posts: 62 Member
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    just had a shower...im trying to log the coco butter i put on but i cant find it in the food list...can anyone help?

    Brilliant. LOL : D
  • Squamation
    Squamation Posts: 522 Member
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    Are you counting your fat consumption calories yet?

    lmao
  • jillsjourney
    jillsjourney Posts: 167 Member
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    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Hey OP, just because it is on the internet does not mean it is true. Just saying....
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Finally an answer to my plateau!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    It's ok. My soap contains green tea extracts, so that will cancel the lotion.
  • Kabiti
    Kabiti Posts: 191 Member
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    OK girls!!! Here's the truth!

    I weighed myself this morning.

    Then I took a shower with conditioner (no shampoo today, sorry) and next put lotion on.

    I weighed myself again and was 3 pounds heavier!!

    After that, I blow dried my hair and finished up my morning routine. Obviously this is FACT, not FICTION. You really ARE heavier after you shower and after you put lotion on!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    OK girls!!! Here's the truth!

    I weighed myself this morning.

    Then I took a shower with conditioner (no shampoo today, sorry) and next put lotion on.

    I weighed myself again and was 3 pounds heavier!!

    After that, I blow dried my hair and finished up my morning routine. Obviously this is FACT, not FICTION. You really ARE heavier after you shower and after you put lotion on!

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  • imzadi481
    imzadi481 Posts: 86 Member
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    This thread marks the beginning of the end for Bath and BodyWorks...

    EDIT: typo

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