BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    And, the reason why you won't starve on the diet is:

    "Because HCG releases your fat reserves, your body begins to “consume” the fat, which acts as a source of energy in place of food. In essence, you burn about one pound of fat each day (one pound is 3,500 calories). Therefore, your total consumption each day will be about 4,000 calories – 500 from food and 3,500 from fat. That is why most patients do not experience extreme hunger while using HCG."

    Are you counting your fat consumptIon calories yet?

    But the pharmaceutical manufacturers of HCG injections state right on the label that it does NOT do this. Still, medical professionals and clinics are still telling patients it does. :noway:
  • natty1408
    natty1408 Posts: 62 Member
    just had a shower...im trying to log the coco butter i put on but i cant find it in the food list...can anyone help?

    Brilliant. LOL : D
  • Squamation
    Squamation Posts: 522 Member
    Are you counting your fat consumption calories yet?

    lmao
  • jillsjourney
    jillsjourney Posts: 167 Member
    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Hey OP, just because it is on the internet does not mean it is true. Just saying....
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Finally an answer to my plateau!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    It's ok. My soap contains green tea extracts, so that will cancel the lotion.
  • Kabiti
    Kabiti Posts: 191 Member
    OK girls!!! Here's the truth!

    I weighed myself this morning.

    Then I took a shower with conditioner (no shampoo today, sorry) and next put lotion on.

    I weighed myself again and was 3 pounds heavier!!

    After that, I blow dried my hair and finished up my morning routine. Obviously this is FACT, not FICTION. You really ARE heavier after you shower and after you put lotion on!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    OK girls!!! Here's the truth!

    I weighed myself this morning.

    Then I took a shower with conditioner (no shampoo today, sorry) and next put lotion on.

    I weighed myself again and was 3 pounds heavier!!

    After that, I blow dried my hair and finished up my morning routine. Obviously this is FACT, not FICTION. You really ARE heavier after you shower and after you put lotion on!

    wut.gif
  • imzadi481
    imzadi481 Posts: 86 Member
    This thread marks the beginning of the end for Bath and BodyWorks...

    EDIT: typo
  • Kabiti
    Kabiti Posts: 191 Member
    LOL... I was kidding, of course
    :tongue:

    ♥
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I thought it was my shampoo that was making me fat. After all, it says: "Adds extra body" :laugh:

    The Daily Mail agrees so it must be true :noway:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2013283/Is-shampoo-making-FAT-The-truth-chemical-calories-beauty-products.html
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I...can't.........:noway:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    It's all the phat in phthalates.
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    I put raspberry ketones in my lotion. It cancels out the oil.....
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    This is exquisite. Thank you. Here I was worried I'd be bored at work all day.
  • KimJohnsonsmile
    KimJohnsonsmile Posts: 222 Member
    just had a shower...im trying to log the coco butter i put on but i cant find it in the food list...can anyone help?

    HAHAHAHA!
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

    dammit you beat me to it LOL
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    Bumping so I can read after a bit....

    :laugh:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    this actually makes a ton of sense....
    lotion is typically a moisturizer....thereby keeping your skin hydrated...

    drop the lotion and drop the water weight!

    you'll shrivel up and look like the crypt keeper, but SFW!!! at least you lost the weight!

    RIGHT GUIZE?
  • Barbell_Jules
    Barbell_Jules Posts: 358 Member
    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)
    LOL Score! Can you link me to this Fairy Liquid?! I want some! :laugh:
  • Pooks1n1Schmoops
    Pooks1n1Schmoops Posts: 199 Member
    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Or else it gets the hose again?
  • Pooks1n1Schmoops
    Pooks1n1Schmoops Posts: 199 Member
    You rang?
    nightmare.jpg

    OMG! I can't think of a better use of a gif. Zyxst, you are amazing.

    Dammit! I thought I was the first person to think of this.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    YOU CAN"T MAKE ME GIVE UP MY FOOT RUBS:angry:
  • Pooks1n1Schmoops
    Pooks1n1Schmoops Posts: 199 Member
    I haven't laughed this hard since someone wrote they got masculine arms after 5 gym visits. :laugh:

    Masculine arms are the hotness
  • TallGlassOfQuirky
    TallGlassOfQuirky Posts: 282 Member
    I *knew* there was a reason the nutritional information was unavailable for my cocoa butter lotion! It's determined to make me FAT!
    Why didn't I see that before? I mean, Butter=Fat, right?!?!?! Obviously, it's my lotion's fault I am battling thunder-thigh-itis.
  • oneblumsy
    oneblumsy Posts: 16 Member
    Thank you for the great laugh! Next - stop using deodorant b/c it will rub on weight.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    I use body lotion all the time, probably why I put on 70 lbs!!
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    F***K!

    THAT is why I weighed 238. It was my LOTION. I love lotion. I have a lotion and lip balm habit. Ut oh ...... Do u think my LIP BALM also played a role ???

    I'm doomed. Doomed to have lotion / lip balm fat OR dry skin and lips. What is a girl to do?!!!!???

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