BODY LOTION & WEIGHT GAIN

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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  • helena_jj
    helena_jj Posts: 200 Member
    It seems there are people, whom it soaks directly to the brain.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    this actually makes a ton of sense....
    lotion is typically a moisturizer....thereby keeping your skin hydrated...

    drop the lotion and drop the water weight!

    you'll shrivel up and look like the crypt keeper, but SFW!!! at least you lost the weight!

    RIGHT GUIZE?

    Y U MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    in for the tin foil hat and the OMG factor..............

    No..........just no!!!
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  • carlom18
    carlom18 Posts: 174 Member
    what planet is this?
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    :laugh:
  • jaeone
    jaeone Posts: 649 Member
    So I have to stay ashy , to lose weight! Hmm, no thanks!! LOL!!
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.

    Um, you know what that stuff is made of don't you? "Baby" lotion!
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    While I'm quite confident lotion does get into our systems through our skin (a whole nother topic).

    umm, no, not a source of calories.

    but sheesh, what of ya'll who rub coconut oil on??? :wink:
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.

    Um, you know what that stuff is made of don't you? "Baby" lotion!

    Eww...plus haven't you ever seen how fat babies are?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    The OP's source of information is strictly from the ENQUIRER.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Yes because I want to be sickly and look like a crocodile. No thanks.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    what if you use Johnson & Johnson's Baby Lotion? That has to be okay right, I mean - otherwise it would really interfere with babies feeding schedules and hunger and stuff right? I think Im safe. I might actually be shrinking.

    or get pregnant :devil:
  • crissyrox
    crissyrox Posts: 94
    *puts on tinfoil hat*

    This
  • scottaworley
    scottaworley Posts: 871 Member
    troll/10 would read again
  • PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot
    PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot Posts: 596 Member
    So how many calories are in 4oz of body lotion? I can't find it on the food database. I'm cutting out alcohol for October, may as well cut back my nightly shot glass of Body Shop moisturizer.
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    thats why I only use whipping cream
  • fatfudgery
    fatfudgery Posts: 449 Member
    Sounds like someone wants to get the hose again...

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  • scottaworley
    scottaworley Posts: 871 Member
    My dad say body lotion make fat. My father is biochemist.
    If u think im a joke, or not real, imagine Im euro style. Turns out its a fact idiot,
    im croatia, now at north america. So my tastes, info, and thoughts have backing. Enjoy life my man.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Still going? I'm ready to rock the party.
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  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Oh my, what will they come up with next. The only thing that makes us gain weight is what we ingest, and I have yet to know anyone who eats body lotion.
  • bluestarlight19
    bluestarlight19 Posts: 419 Member
    Well...this explains my facefat then!!!111!! Its totally because I use a homemade sugar and olive oil scrub!!! zomgs!
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    what planet is this?

    OP is from Mars, the rest of us are from Earth....
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    thats why I only use whipping cream

    and that is why we should be friends...ASAP
  • salsera_barbie
    salsera_barbie Posts: 270 Member
    and don't forget this warning too...
    Shampoo Warning !
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
    "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
    No wonder I have been gaining weight!
    Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Fairy Liquid instead. Its label reads,
    "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
    Problem solved!

    :)

    This takes the prize.

    I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thanks,
  • 0somuchbetter0
    0somuchbetter0 Posts: 1,335 Member
    Someone's going to make a killing when they come out with fat-free, low carb, gluten-free, vegan body lotion. Mark my words...
  • salsera_barbie
    salsera_barbie Posts: 270 Member
    I just read about a diet program (a variation of the HCG diet) that discourages people from using body lotion as adds to their extra calorie intake?!?!?! Something about the HCG "putting your body in a state of lypolysis and is searching for fat to burn. It will pull the oil in the lotion right through your skin."

    So if you're not losing weight, ditch the body lotion.

    Hey OP, just because it is on the internet does not mean it is true. Just saying....

    According to the State Farm commercial it is.

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