How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

siegte16v

Shot by the fashion police

Just_Wil

@siegte16v

By having a cement truck smashing through your bedroom window and dumping thousands of hungry chickens wearing tuxedos into your room, thus pecking you to death.

hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze

His medallion will choke him in his sleep.

sobriquet84

His medallion will choke him in his sleep.

you'll poop your guts out squatting too much.

ayankeefan51

Hit by a blimp.

A_nonymous2

line drive to the head during the 2034 woman's fast pitch softball championships

stephanieross1

Avalanche of puppies

omg Ily, best way to go


^^Overdose on coffee

arghbowl

Slap shot to the face

HealthWoke0ish

alcohol poisoning...:drinker:

arghbowl

alcohol poisoning...:drinker:

... probably, yes.

cookiealbright

kicked in the head by a mule

Excuse_less

Eaten by a shark

arghbowl

trampled to death by enya fans

stephanieross1

Suffocate in a choke hold

luckyshilling

Will finally get big break and star in horror movie with Danielle Harris who will accidently kill them for realsies when murderous jealous ex sneaks on set and replaces blanks with real bullets. But even after your tragic death on set they will make 5 sequels.

cookiealbright

squished in the drawer

stephanieross1

^ Ima supah star! @ Lucky shilling,



will get washed up in the sea @ cookie

Excuse_less

Pecked to death by seagulls

siegte16v

Tickled to death by a evil smurf

squidinkpen

Crushed by falling masonry while battling phalanx of angry warrior-pigeons