How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

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  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
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    Early frost. Alternatively...hungry livestock...
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
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    muscle atrophy
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
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    Remember the "Seinfeld" episode where George's fiancee died from tainted wedding invitation envelopes....yeah, that.
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    Suddenly called into existence several miles above an alien planet as a sperm whale.

    And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature has very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then has to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
  • xyz68x
    xyz68x Posts: 30
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    die drinking too much......... :P

    You must have looked at my diary lately LOL
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
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    @xyz66x: from dehydration - dance muthaf***er dance!
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
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    By not taking the concept of a spotter seriously, she will meet her doom on the bench, trying to bench press 300lbs while keeping more than one eye on the muscular hunks around her.....

    The hunks will all be too cool and not want to get involved to save her, sadly...
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    @emaren.......taking selfies while driving
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    cape gets caught in an airplane engine
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
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    cape gets caught in an airplane engine

    Knowing my luck, somewhere between PA and CA on her way to visit me....
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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    Aww..but I would kill you for using that line. :laugh:

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