Anyone else sick of MFP flirting?

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  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    it truly is sickening people need to control themselves..... I've been thinking of getting a new table to have sex on.... hickory or hardwood?
    I vote for hickory. But fyi the smell of burning cherry wood....you're guaranteed head.
  • DudeistPriest
    DudeistPriest Posts: 665 Member

    people flirt EVERYWHERE. in real life. online. it's part of our social toolbox.

    most of it on here isn't serious, but some of it is.

    there are people who crave attention. there are people feeling good about themselves for the first time in years. there are creepers. there are pervs. there are people whose personality is generally flirty. in fact, ask a hundred people on here why they flirt and you'll likely get 100 different answers.

    I'm in catagories 2 and 5..............................okay and 4!
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I can't even tell you how many times I have been given a good stroking from a pretty lady on MFP....




    Obviously I am referring to an ego stroking...
    Sadly, I am able to count that high, regarding my own strokes.

    Ego strokes. I meant ego strokes.

    No, of course I'm not fishing for compliments. That would be vain.

    Your meaty sandwich is so HOT.... hey that's all I can base my compliments off of!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    what is this flirting that you speak of
    I was waitin for ur post :p

    who? me?

    all I'm sayin is I put the STD in stud....all i need is U :wink:

    You do look a lot like Justin Timberlake.... I can see how you put the STD in things :wink:

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  • DudeistPriest
    DudeistPriest Posts: 665 Member

    people flirt EVERYWHERE. in real life. online. it's part of our social toolbox.


    huh huh huh .... you said TOOL
    and box.....
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    it truly is sickening people need to control themselves..... I've been thinking of getting a new table to have sex on.... hickory or hardwood?
    I vote for hickory. But fyi the smell of burning cherry wood....you're guaranteed head.

    **scribbles down grocery list**

    duct tape
    rope
    baby oil
    cherry wood
    matches

    :devil:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't do things like that. It is unbecoming.
  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    I'm not sure anyone HAS flirted with me (guess I'm out of practice) but I'm totally NOT sick of it yet.....
  • ronit_rai
    ronit_rai Posts: 325 Member
    what is this flirting that you speak of
    I was waitin for ur post :p

    who? me?

    all I'm sayin is I put the STD in stud....all i need is U :wink:
    just back off I don't wanna get herpes.. -_-

    i heard it's scientifically proven that you can only get herpes if you make eye contact.
    LAUGHING MY ****ING *kitten* OFF XDDDD
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I don't do things like that. It is unbecoming.

    I cant think of anything that would be unbecoming on you :blushing:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm here for fitness. And science. Always the science. Cat gifs are a nice touch.
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I'm not sure anyone HAS flirted with me (guess I'm out of practice) but I'm totally NOT sick of it yet.....

    Can you accept an innocent girl flirt, because you looking amazing in that red dress! :smile:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't do things like that. It is unbecoming.

    I cant think of anything that would be unbecoming on you :blushing:

    *Spank* Calm yourself woman!! There are people watching!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I don't do things like that. It is unbecoming.

    I cant think of anything that would be unbecoming on you :blushing:

    that's odd because I could see a lot of things that could be becoming on you :wink:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I'm here for fitness. And science. Always the science. Cat gifs are a nice touch.

    My gif collection has grown substantially here.
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't do things like that. It is unbecoming.

    I cant think of anything that would be unbecoming on you :blushing:

    that's odd because I could see a lot of things that could be becoming on you :wink:

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  • leftybadeye
    leftybadeye Posts: 26
    Wait, people really flirt on here?! How does one join????
  • simplycorey
    simplycorey Posts: 721 Member
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  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:
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    You know you are now going to be flooded with flirtatious comments, right? Because you are one beautiful chica! :flowerforyou:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    is that what they're doing? oh.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:

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  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:
    Sup gorgeous
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    Wait, people really flirt on here?! How does one join????

    You have just joined the flirting fest :smooched:
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:
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    You know you are now going to be flooded with flirtatious comments, right? Because you are one beautiful chica! :flowerforyou:

    I heart you. :heart:

    On that note: creepers back away.
  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    Wait, people really flirt on here?! How does one join????
    There's a waiver to sign followed by an oral exam. You in?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:

    You know you are now going to be flooded with flirtatious comments, right? Because you are one beautiful chica! :flowerforyou:

    I heart you. :heart:

    On that note: creepers back away.

    You're not the boss of me.
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:

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    Tee hee
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Wait, people really flirt on here?! How does one join????
    There's a waiver to sign followed by an oral exam. You in?

    I heard oral exam....I've got the burnt cherry wood
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Im sick of people NOT flirting with me. :grumble:

    You know you are now going to be flooded with flirtatious comments, right? Because you are one beautiful chica! :flowerforyou:

    I heart you. :heart:

    On that note: creepers back away.

    You're not the boss of me.

    Nope, but I am. ;)

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