Anyone else sick of MFP flirting?

CookNLift

what do u prefer choclate or strawberry 8-)
@kdaxon?

Do you prefer mace or taser?

um. i think i know why maybe sometimes guys maybe are a little um don't flirt so much. with you. now.

Sooo...you dont like my flirting style?

i don't like it. I love it.

elkahallick

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

And you are now my new MFP crush!

StarChanger

I *snorted*! That's not sexy....now I'll never get the flirts...

whierd

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

you too?! I ended up here from the drunk sex followed by a large dose of ganja followed by taco bell's entire value menu

How is everyone getting drunk sex except for me?? I mean I can get drunk and eat taco bell... but the sex never happens for me.... Am I supposed to meet my sex partner at Taco Bell? :embarassed:

That is an interesting theory...it may be what I'm doing wrong!

TheSlorax

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

you too?! I ended up here from the drunk sex followed by a large dose of ganja followed by taco bell's entire value menu

How is everyone getting drunk sex except for me?? I mean I can get drunk and eat taco bell... but the sex never happens for me.... Am I supposed to meet my sex partner at Taco Bell? :embarassed:

That is an interesting theory...it may be what I'm doing wrong!

do you mean to tell me you guys don't meet your sex partners at taco bell? amateurs

Female_On_Fire

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

And you are now my new MFP crush!

I'm totally gonna drunk *kitten* to your avatar.

anro86

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I am so proud of my shamelessness.... and that so many others share the trait! :bigsmile:

anro86

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

you too?! I ended up here from the drunk sex followed by a large dose of ganja followed by taco bell's entire value menu

How is everyone getting drunk sex except for me?? I mean I can get drunk and eat taco bell... but the sex never happens for me.... Am I supposed to meet my sex partner at Taco Bell? :embarassed:

That is an interesting theory...it may be what I'm doing wrong!

do you mean to tell me you guys don't meet your sex partners at taco bell? amateurs

I'm calling my local Taco Bell right now to see who is going to be working the night shift :glasses:

Female_On_Fire

They totally lace the nachos belligrande with viagara and a secret stash of lube! True story!

ronit_rai

speaking of shameless guyss am a chronic masturbator!

shutyourpieholeandsquat

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

you too?! I ended up here from the drunk sex followed by a large dose of ganja followed by taco bell's entire value menu

How is everyone getting drunk sex except for me?? I mean I can get drunk and eat taco bell... but the sex never happens for me.... Am I supposed to meet my sex partner at Taco Bell? :embarassed:

That is an interesting theory...it may be what I'm doing wrong!

do you mean to tell me you guys don't meet your sex partners at taco bell? amateurs

I'm more of a Taco Bueno kinda gal.... they have cream cheese chimichangas = better clientele

0321MarineMom

I really don't get it. Do people do this on other sites? Like aren't there dating sites? Or like a bar with real penises and boobs?

On the same person, usually...

LOL

whierd

I enjoy this thread :drinker: completely shameless!

I enjoy late night night drunk sex followed by a bag of cool ranch doritoes and a toblerone bar. And that my friends is how I ended up on mfp.

you too?! I ended up here from the drunk sex followed by a large dose of ganja followed by taco bell's entire value menu

How is everyone getting drunk sex except for me?? I mean I can get drunk and eat taco bell... but the sex never happens for me.... Am I supposed to meet my sex partner at Taco Bell? :embarassed:

That is an interesting theory...it may be what I'm doing wrong!

do you mean to tell me you guys don't meet your sex partners at taco bell? amateurs

I generally don't meet them at all!

whierd

speaking of shameless guyss am a chronic masturbator!

servilia

Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

TheSlorax

They totally lace the nachos belligrande with viagara and a secret stash of lube! True story!

this actually really is a true story

TheSlorax

Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

well taco bell is at the end of the night so after that everyone just goes home and passes out

whierd

Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

You have like a three hour window. Use it wisely.

MrsPhan11

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

whierd

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

They are one in the same.

servilia

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

MrsPhan11

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

They are one in the same.

Nah people can harmlessly flirt....I never mean anything when I do it...unless you are hot

shutyourpieholeandsquat

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

They are one in the same.

QFT

Naomi0504

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

They are one in the same.

But are you sure? Because that was my question too...

TheSlorax

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

kdaxon

Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

You have like a three hour window. Use it wisely.

3 Hours? pffft I only need 3 minutes.

whierd

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

They are one in the same.

Nah people can harmlessly flirt....I never mean anything when I do it...unless you are hot

That was quite shallow...:laugh:

servilia

I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.

Hehe

shernajwine

How YOU doin?

kdaxon

what do u prefer choclate or strawberry 8-)
@kdaxon?

Do you prefer mace or taser?

um. i think i know why maybe sometimes guys maybe are a little um don't flirt so much. with you. now.

Sooo...you dont like my flirting style?

i don't like it. I love it.

RAWR!