Anyone else sick of MFP flirting?

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

    You have like a three hour window. Use it wisely.

    3 Hours? pffft I only need 3 minutes.

    :brofist:
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    They are one in the same.


    Nah people can harmlessly flirt....I never mean anything when I do it...unless you are hot

    That was quite shallow...:laugh:


    At least I'm honest right haha
  • hymescs
    hymescs Posts: 32 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

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  • ronit_rai
    ronit_rai Posts: 325 Member
    Do Taco Bell and sex mix well? I mean what about the beans? Lol

    You have like a three hour window. Use it wisely.

    3 Hours? pffft I only need 3 minutes.
    3 mins?:/
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

    I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    They are one in the same.


    Nah people can harmlessly flirt....I never mean anything when I do it...unless you are hot

    That was quite shallow...:laugh:


    At least I'm honest right haha

    That is true!!! It is like hanging an "avoid" sign on yourself. :tongue:
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I see what you did there.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.
  • iRun_Butterfly
    iRun_Butterfly Posts: 483 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.



    Damn man...in it to win it!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.

    you had 11
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

    I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:

    Probably won't believe this since it is easy to be a shameless flirt on-line, but normally when I get hit on in real life I walk away without saying a word or pretend I don't speak English. I am so AKWARD!! :sad:
  • cosmosgirl91
    cosmosgirl91 Posts: 72
    I really don't get it. Do people do this on other sites? Like aren't there dating sites? Or like a bar with real penises and boobs?
    100% real boobies right here
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    creeping you all after reading this thread...
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  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I see what you did there.

    OMG, I missed it until you pointed it out. Clever word play ladies!! :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

    I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:

    Probably won't believe this since it is easy to be a shameless flirt on-line, but normally when I get hit on in real life I walk away without saying a word or pretend I don't speak English. I am so AKWARD!! :sad:

    I assume I am being mocked and roll my eyes.
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.

    Im hungry and turned on all at the same time.....
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    creeping you all after reading this thread...
    5GUvgLQ.gif

    No, but that really is creepy though!
  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    If someone sex bright me a taco sex right night I would totally sex let them sex watch me sex eat it.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't mind a guy who loves eating a taco..

    I ate 10 tacos for dinner last night. After six I was fading, but I manned up and finished all of them.

    Im hungry and turned on all at the same time.....

    Congratulations, you are now a man.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    If someone sex bright me a taco sex right night I would totally sex let them sex watch me sex eat it.

    i see what you did there. now all i will think about when i hear the word tacos is sex
  • MrsPhan11
    MrsPhan11 Posts: 2,502 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

    I'm not hot enough for that so I have to work at it but I can usually get a free drink! :drinker:

    Probably won't believe this since it is easy to be a shameless flirt on-line, but normally when I get hit on in real life I walk away without saying a word or pretend I don't speak English. I am so AKWARD!! :sad:


    I can tell when people flirt with me....but apparently I'm totally oblivious if someone is checking me out...is anyone else the same way? Haha...that's where I'm awkward :(
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    If someone sex bright me a taco sex right night I would totally sex let them sex watch me sex eat it.

    Your address please? To bring you the tacos, of course. :wink:
  • Female_On_Fire
    Female_On_Fire Posts: 104 Member
    creeping you all after reading this thread...
    5GUvgLQ.gif
    This is the creepy that turns me on. I need to go change my panties
  • kdaxon
    kdaxon Posts: 340 Member
    If someone sex bright me a taco sex right night I would totally sex let them sex watch me sex eat it.

    i see what you did there. now all i will think about when i hear the word tacos is sex

    So you didn't think that before? hmmm.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    If someone sex bright me a taco sex right night I would totally sex let them sex watch me sex eat it.

    i see what you did there. now all i will think about when i hear the word tacos is sex

    So you didn't think that before? hmmm.

    pretty much anything involving anything sex is always on the mind lol
  • ronit_rai
    ronit_rai Posts: 325 Member
    do girls get wet dream?
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    I don't know when somebody is flirting with me or just trying to get in my pants or maybe both?

    When a guy flirts with you he wants to sleep with you. Simple creatures. Not that I don't love them!

    when a girl flirts with you 85% of the time she wants something other than your penis. like free stuff or money.


    All I have to do is smile and pay a little attention to them and boom! Free drink or dinner....back in the single days anyway haha

    Would you really waste a couple of hours on someone you're not interested in just for a free dinner? Drink, ok, you just chat with them for a minute or two before having to run off somewhere but a whole dinner?
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    do girls get wet dream?

    We have dreams and we get wet, Maybe at the same time, maybe not :wink:

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