The Next Person Who Says

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  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    "Hi"

    Lol
  • mike_ny
    mike_ny Posts: 351 Member
    "You don't look healthy. Maybe you should stop trying to lose any more weight."

    Right. Anybody without a spare tire surely must be sick, since nobody would ever lose a fair amount of weight on purpose.
    For the first time in many years I'm back in the normal weight range for my height and people think I'm getting too thin.
  • jacklis
    jacklis Posts: 280 Member
    "I wish I had your genes" What, the "watch and log what I eat gene", or the "work my *kitten* off in the gym" one?
    Love this. :heart:
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    "you're not still trying to lose are you?" I am so sick of this comment when I chose a healthy option for a meal....

    You won't believe how many times I've been asked that since I started maintaining. I don't know if it's because I wear clothes that fit me a lot better now, or what the deal is, but it seems like I get asked this at almost every family gathering or whenever someone I only see intermittently comes over to my house. Even though I haven't intentionally lost a single pound since the beginning of June.

    When the question is asked to me, though, it's more like "Are you STILL losing weight?" which sort of implies that I'm doing something that I've taken it too far and am still actively losing like I have an ED or something. I swear to God, I want people to stop saying anything about my weight or the way I look, because I'm sick of it. It was sorta cute and flattering back when I was losing, but now it's just like STFU. I think next time I'll ask in response, "You're not still trying to gain, are you?"


    I love this "You're not still trying to gain, are you?", I'm going to have to use it :bigsmile:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "Hi"

    Your responses bring me way too much joy. :laugh:
  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
    "Congratulations on your weight loss...keep it up!" No ****, do you think that I think that I'm done??? I'm still fat! Can't we just leave it at congratulations????

    I say "keep it up" and "keep going" in comments on my news feed all the time. It's meant purely as motivation. Giving dozens of people positive feedback everyday these are just simple "go to" comments.

    Does this really bother people?

    It does me but then again some of these other things people are talking about don't bother me.
  • Rachlovesfitness
    Rachlovesfitness Posts: 219 Member
    "dont worry your pretty little head over it"
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    "What's your secret" as if I am hoarding some magic weight loss pill

    Tell them "Tobasco enemas and mainline cocaine".
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    "dont worry your pretty little head over it"

    this is a poorly worded compliment. Probably by a male much older than you, yes? It could be worse, you could be a dude. No one ever give two ****s about us at work.
  • YesIAm17
    YesIAm17 Posts: 817 Member
    Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".

    :noway:

    I won't even touch that, it's just not worth it.

    However it did make me think of another one... the next person who says... "I'm not racist but _____" or "I don't mean to sound racist but ____" or any variation thereof.
  • ktsimons
    ktsimons Posts: 294 Member
    "Just one won't hurt"
    "What, are you on a diet?!"
    Really chafes my *kitten*. The first one, I agree that one won't necessarily cause any regressions, but it NEVER stays with just one. The second one, yes, we are all on "diets". Your diet is the food you eat, my diet is just healthier.

    "Like" :laugh:
  • ThatOperaGirl
    ThatOperaGirl Posts: 138 Member
    This conversation with female friends when they see me in my gym clothes...

    "You look great! I really want to tone up ... What sort of things do you do? Running?"
    "Sometimes, just to mix up my cardio a bit, but I mostly do strength training."
    "Like crunches?"
    "Well, yeah, but also lots of weights and--"
    "Ohhh, well, I really don't want to get bulky. You should be careful with that. It's not a good look for women."

    Firstly, you have no idea what my goals are. I'm not trying to bulk up, but so what if I was? Secondly ... oh, just ... *facepalm*

    Also, when people find out I'm a classically trained singer...

    "Wow, awesome! Isn't that Jackie Evancho/Susan Boyle/[insert latest reality show classical crossover artist here] amazing? Have you ever thought about going on one of those shows?"

    Don't even.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kodiakke
    kodiakke Posts: 379 Member
    Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".

    Bwahahaha!

    Cheers!
  • mike_ny
    mike_ny Posts: 351 Member
    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    Are you referring to giving birth or a really "big" date?
    ;-)
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    "That's so Epic" or "It's so surreal" UGH! Do they really know what those words mean?
  • wannabpiper
    wannabpiper Posts: 402 Member
    "It is what it is...", deserves a throat punch!

    HAHA.. this is my motto, I say it all the time. SORRY!!!

    Me too! I say this when I'm bored with what I'm hearing. It's my "nothing else to say to you" saying :laugh:
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    "I haven't seen 'em in a minute"...... I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT!!!! :noway: I have told a client who said this to me, "Well if you see them in the next minute will you tell them to call me!" They NEVER get it!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    "It is what it is...", deserves a throat punch!

    HAHA.. this is my motto, I say it all the time. SORRY!!!

    me too. all the time. it is what it is- y'know?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    "you're a guy - weight loss is easy for you" is going to get punched in the head.

    What's your "the next person that says"?

    Boy, I need glasses. I read, "You are gay - weight loss is easy for you".
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    You just have to stay away from carbs.
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    "You don't need to lose anymore weight!"

    ^seriously, can't agree more!!
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    "One pound = one pound" as a response when someone says muscle weighs more than fat.
  • Harley_Stitches
    Harley_Stitches Posts: 36
    "you need to eat more" -_-
  • bubbles1212
    bubbles1212 Posts: 206 Member
    "Can you eat that?" "Can you have that?"

    I know what I can eat... shut the hell up!!
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    "Oh, you're trying to lose weight/body fat? You should stop eating [specific food]"

    hAD9FE1D2
  • mschleg
    mschleg Posts: 28 Member
    totally unrelated to weight loss but I HATE when someone says "Oh you just wait until.....(fill in blank ex. you get engaged, married, get pregnant, have a baby, have 2 kids, your kids are teenagers...the list goes on)" I hate hate hate it.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    "Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.

    I know! Freaking men trying to charm us with their sweet talk. Like I haven't heard that one before. :laugh:

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