The Next Person Who Says
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"dont worry your pretty little head over it"
this is a poorly worded compliment. Probably by a male much older than you, yes? It could be worse, you could be a dude. No one ever give two ****s about us at work.0 -
Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".
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I won't even touch that, it's just not worth it.
However it did make me think of another one... the next person who says... "I'm not racist but _____" or "I don't mean to sound racist but ____" or any variation thereof.0 -
"Just one won't hurt"
"What, are you on a diet?!"
Really chafes my *kitten*. The first one, I agree that one won't necessarily cause any regressions, but it NEVER stays with just one. The second one, yes, we are all on "diets". Your diet is the food you eat, my diet is just healthier.
"Like" :laugh:0 -
This conversation with female friends when they see me in my gym clothes...
"You look great! I really want to tone up ... What sort of things do you do? Running?"
"Sometimes, just to mix up my cardio a bit, but I mostly do strength training."
"Like crunches?"
"Well, yeah, but also lots of weights and--"
"Ohhh, well, I really don't want to get bulky. You should be careful with that. It's not a good look for women."
Firstly, you have no idea what my goals are. I'm not trying to bulk up, but so what if I was? Secondly ... oh, just ... *facepalm*
Also, when people find out I'm a classically trained singer...
"Wow, awesome! Isn't that Jackie Evancho/Susan Boyle/[insert latest reality show classical crossover artist here] amazing? Have you ever thought about going on one of those shows?"
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Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".
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Yolo makes me want to throttle a millennial...but "props" is short for "propa respects" really grinds my gears. Especially when its said in a professional setting or by any caucasian person. What are we, wanna-be thugs? Do I have my pants hanging around my *kitten*? Am I selling drugs? Am I making a new rap album? Do I have gold teeth? Am I driving a cadillac with 26" rims? NO I AM NOT. Now let me get my nine and pop a cap in the *kitten* of the next fool cracka who says "props".
Bwahahaha!
Cheers!0 -
"Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.
Are you referring to giving birth or a really "big" date?
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"That's so Epic" or "It's so surreal" UGH! Do they really know what those words mean?0
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"It is what it is...", deserves a throat punch!
HAHA.. this is my motto, I say it all the time. SORRY!!!
Me too! I say this when I'm bored with what I'm hearing. It's my "nothing else to say to you" saying :laugh:0 -
"I haven't seen 'em in a minute"...... I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT!!!! :noway: I have told a client who said this to me, "Well if you see them in the next minute will you tell them to call me!" They NEVER get it!0
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"It is what it is...", deserves a throat punch!
HAHA.. this is my motto, I say it all the time. SORRY!!!
me too. all the time. it is what it is- y'know?0 -
"you're a guy - weight loss is easy for you" is going to get punched in the head.
What's your "the next person that says"?
Boy, I need glasses. I read, "You are gay - weight loss is easy for you".0 -
You just have to stay away from carbs.0
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"You don't need to lose anymore weight!"
^seriously, can't agree more!!0 -
"One pound = one pound" as a response when someone says muscle weighs more than fat.0
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"you need to eat more" -_-0
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"Can you eat that?" "Can you have that?"
I know what I can eat... shut the hell up!!0 -
"Oh, you're trying to lose weight/body fat? You should stop eating [specific food]"
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totally unrelated to weight loss but I HATE when someone says "Oh you just wait until.....(fill in blank ex. you get engaged, married, get pregnant, have a baby, have 2 kids, your kids are teenagers...the list goes on)" I hate hate hate it.0
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"Don't worry, the vagina can really stretch". I hate that one.
I know! Freaking men trying to charm us with their sweet talk. Like I haven't heard that one before. :laugh:0
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