I need help.

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  • Posts: 611 Member

    :huh:

    OMG ... EXACTLY ... DO THIS ... because the environment inside of your digestive tract is totally the same as the environment under a glass bowl ...

    SARCASM FTW!
  • Posts: 5,537 Member

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
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    I don't understand...
  • Posts: 27,732 Member

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
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    NO. :angry:



    :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 16,913 Member
    There is only one solution.

    Set them on fire. Because fire is fun.
  • Posts: 611 Member

    Can you really do that to cupcakes? How would the frosting hold up?


    On a more serious note ... freezing them will work ... just do so in individual freezer bags so that they don't take on that "freezer" flavor ... but no, you can't nuke them, the frosting will melt ... you just have to let them come to room temp on the counter ...
  • Posts: 1,624 Member

    NO. :angry:



    :flowerforyou:

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  • Posts: 411

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
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    ^^^THIS!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think I just died. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 7,463 Member
    You need to throw a party for three friends.
  • Posts: 27,732 Member
    You need to throw a party for three friends.

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.
  • Posts: 4,810 Member
    Put them in a box, and take them to work. You will gain karma and over all satisfaction. If not there, maybe the bank tellers? The three fourths you can put under a glass bowl and remind yourself as it slowly decomposes that is what sugar and fat does inside you :-p

    You and I are kindred spirits, my friend. I have a poo specimen next to my fridge to remind myself of all the disgusting things food does in my body. It really helps keep the cravings down. Only clean foods for this chick!

    FR sent!
  • Posts: 411

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.

    How about.... split the 3/4 amongst your three friends, send her one, send me one, and eat the other 2?
  • Posts: 137 Member
    I say eat one every day for breakfast and work it into each day's calories. Chocolate cake for breakfast! And you'll be exercising, so it'll go toward fueling your workout.
  • Posts: 5,537 Member

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.

    So three cupcakes is okay? I already had 2 today.

    I am a little confused at all the answers.
  • Posts: 27,732 Member

    So three cupcakes is okay? I already had 2 today.

    I am a little confused at all the answers.

    Well, maybe you should send me 2, send Kirby 1, and eat the last one.
  • Posts: 934 Member
    Put them in the blender - add milk, serve......

    Cupcakes in a Cup !
  • Posts: 411

    Well, maybe you should send me 2, send Kirby 1, and eat the last one.

    Deal.
  • Posts: 7,463 Member
    Wait - what kind of frosting? This could be important.
  • Posts: 5,537 Member
    Put them in the blender - add milk, serve......

    Cupcakes in a Cup !

    You mean juicing? I've heard of that before, it's supposed to be good for you.
  • Posts: 5,537 Member
    Wait - what kind of frosting? This could be important.

    Chocolate.
  • Throw them down the garbage disposal! A starving child in African does not need those cupcakes, he needs nutritious food.
  • Posts: 148 Member


    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Are you serious?
  • Posts: 98 Member

    You mean juicing? I've heard of that before, it's supposed to be good for you.

    LOL

    But seriously, if you want to 'get back on track', START RIGHT NOW. Don't wait until tomorrow.

    Throw those cupcakes away or give them to someone else. If you eat them you'll feel bad, but if you give them to someone else they will be happy and that will make you feel good
  • Posts: 4,810 Member
    3 must translate to derp in numerology or something
  • Posts: 5,537 Member

    Are you serious?

    He just wants me to look my best.
  • Posts: 12,344 Member
    I say eat one every day for breakfast and work it into each day's calories. Chocolate cake for breakfast! And you'll be exercising, so it'll go toward fueling your workout.
    This is what I do every time I make a chocolate cake.
  • Posts: 7,463 Member

    Chocolate.

    Well, you may have to eat them then. Chocolate is not to be wasted.
  • Posts: 2,836 Member
    I'm not clear on the "everyone needs a break" philosophy. If your plan meets your nutritional and emotional needs, you don't need a break from it. I eat good food, enjoy it all, plan for special occasions and treats and practically never go over my calories. If I know I'm going to a restaurant or having a special occasion, I either save up calories, exercise a little more, or make good choices. Usually a combination of all three.

    To me, "taking a break" means not grading papers all evening, but curling up on the sofa with a book. Or taking the rare mental health day.
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    You should use them to sabotage the girls that are prettier or skinnier than you. Give them all the cupcakes and laugh internally as they get fat.
  • Posts: 6,833 Member
    Throw them down the garbage disposal! A starving child in African does not need those cupcakes, he needs nutritious food.

    Are you actually insane?
  • Posts: 491 Member
    Freeze them till you can afford to eat them.
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