I need help.

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  • TigerBite
    TigerBite Posts: 611 Member
    The three fourths you can put under a glass bowl and remind yourself as it slowly decomposes that is what sugar and fat does inside you :-p

    :huh:

    OMG ... EXACTLY ... DO THIS ... because the environment inside of your digestive tract is totally the same as the environment under a glass bowl ...

    SARCASM FTW!
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Oh well, you know what you have to do then.

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    Just kidding. JBU

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
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    I don't understand...
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Oh well, you know what you have to do then.

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    Just kidding. JBU

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
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    NO. :angry:



    :flowerforyou:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    There is only one solution.

    Set them on fire. Because fire is fun.
  • TigerBite
    TigerBite Posts: 611 Member
    Freeze them, defrost & nuke when u need one as an occasional treat.

    Can you really do that to cupcakes? How would the frosting hold up?


    On a more serious note ... freezing them will work ... just do so in individual freezer bags so that they don't take on that "freezer" flavor ... but no, you can't nuke them, the frosting will melt ... you just have to let them come to room temp on the counter ...
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Oh well, you know what you have to do then.

    C7RkWOT_zpsf2597949.gif






    Just kidding. JBU

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
    AmericanPieOfficial-1.gif

    NO. :angry:



    :flowerforyou:

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  • KirbyT16
    KirbyT16 Posts: 411
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    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Oh well, you know what you have to do then.

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    Just kidding. JBU

    I don't know...cake and pie are kinda the same...
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    ^^^THIS!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think I just died. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    You need to throw a party for three friends.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    You need to throw a party for three friends.

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Put them in a box, and take them to work. You will gain karma and over all satisfaction. If not there, maybe the bank tellers? The three fourths you can put under a glass bowl and remind yourself as it slowly decomposes that is what sugar and fat does inside you :-p

    You and I are kindred spirits, my friend. I have a poo specimen next to my fridge to remind myself of all the disgusting things food does in my body. It really helps keep the cravings down. Only clean foods for this chick!

    FR sent!
  • KirbyT16
    KirbyT16 Posts: 411
    You need to throw a party for three friends.

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.

    How about.... split the 3/4 amongst your three friends, send her one, send me one, and eat the other 2?
  • erikmsp72
    erikmsp72 Posts: 137 Member
    I say eat one every day for breakfast and work it into each day's calories. Chocolate cake for breakfast! And you'll be exercising, so it'll go toward fueling your workout.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    You need to throw a party for three friends.

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.

    So three cupcakes is okay? I already had 2 today.

    I am a little confused at all the answers.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    You need to throw a party for three friends.

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.

    So three cupcakes is okay? I already had 2 today.

    I am a little confused at all the answers.

    Well, maybe you should send me 2, send Kirby 1, and eat the last one.
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    Put them in the blender - add milk, serve......

    Cupcakes in a Cup !
  • KirbyT16
    KirbyT16 Posts: 411
    You need to throw a party for three friends.

    Yes, this. You split the 3/4 cupcake amongst them, then you send me one and eat the other 3.

    So three cupcakes is okay? I already had 2 today.

    I am a little confused at all the answers.

    Well, maybe you should send me 2, send Kirby 1, and eat the last one.

    Deal.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Wait - what kind of frosting? This could be important.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Put them in the blender - add milk, serve......

    Cupcakes in a Cup !

    You mean juicing? I've heard of that before, it's supposed to be good for you.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Wait - what kind of frosting? This could be important.

    Chocolate.
  • HeyJudeismyname
    HeyJudeismyname Posts: 10
    Throw them down the garbage disposal! A starving child in African does not need those cupcakes, he needs nutritious food.
  • mcjmommy
    mcjmommy Posts: 148 Member
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    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Are you serious?
  • FranceyPants
    FranceyPants Posts: 98 Member
    Put them in the blender - add milk, serve......

    Cupcakes in a Cup !

    You mean juicing? I've heard of that before, it's supposed to be good for you.

    LOL

    But seriously, if you want to 'get back on track', START RIGHT NOW. Don't wait until tomorrow.

    Throw those cupcakes away or give them to someone else. If you eat them you'll feel bad, but if you give them to someone else they will be happy and that will make you feel good
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    3 must translate to derp in numerology or something
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    I do actually. My boyfriend asked me to lose another 15-20 pounds.

    Are you serious?

    He just wants me to look my best.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I say eat one every day for breakfast and work it into each day's calories. Chocolate cake for breakfast! And you'll be exercising, so it'll go toward fueling your workout.
    This is what I do every time I make a chocolate cake.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Wait - what kind of frosting? This could be important.

    Chocolate.

    Well, you may have to eat them then. Chocolate is not to be wasted.
  • SherryTeach
    SherryTeach Posts: 2,836 Member
    I'm not clear on the "everyone needs a break" philosophy. If your plan meets your nutritional and emotional needs, you don't need a break from it. I eat good food, enjoy it all, plan for special occasions and treats and practically never go over my calories. If I know I'm going to a restaurant or having a special occasion, I either save up calories, exercise a little more, or make good choices. Usually a combination of all three.

    To me, "taking a break" means not grading papers all evening, but curling up on the sofa with a book. Or taking the rare mental health day.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    You should use them to sabotage the girls that are prettier or skinnier than you. Give them all the cupcakes and laugh internally as they get fat.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Throw them down the garbage disposal! A starving child in African does not need those cupcakes, he needs nutritious food.

    Are you actually insane?
  • cicisiam
    cicisiam Posts: 491 Member
    Freeze them till you can afford to eat them.

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