signs your man is cheating?

33Freya
33Freya Posts: 468 Member
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Lay them out for me. I'll start.

1. You come home early and find him buckling his pants and looking guilty... and he tries to hide it by attacking you with kisses that smell like (s*x) pheramones... (this happened to a friend today)
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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I always tell the man if he wants to cheat to include me. Hasnt taken me up on the offer yet.
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    You have to ASK if your man is cheating. #1 sign I have read is a change in cell phone habits, ie; hiding it, turning off when used to leave it on, etc.
  • arathena720
    arathena720 Posts: 449 Member
    He comes home and he still has a condom on.
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Catching him in a bar with another woman
    Him drinking then "blacking out" and "not remembering" what he did the night before
    Condoms in his pockets
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
    bwhahahahahaha or a blood stain in the back (wait is that crossing the line?)

    That made me laugh out loud. :laugh:
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    Lay them out for me. I'll start.

    1. You come home early and find him buckling his pants and looking guilty... and he tries to hide it by attacking you with kisses that smell like (s*x) pheramones... (this happened to a friend today)

    wait.. porn is cheating? pshhh... you better go down every day if thats how it is...
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Lay them out for me. I'll start.

    1. You come home early and find him buckling his pants and looking guilty... and he tries to hide it by attacking you with kisses that smell like (s*x) pheramones... (this happened to a friend today)

    wait.. porn is cheating? pshhh... you better go down every day if thats how it is...

    LOL thats just a guilty look and the smell of shame
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    He tells you he has been cheating. Always fun...
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    what about walking in on him when he's having sex with someone else? does that count?
  • PaulHalicki
    PaulHalicki Posts: 576 Member
    He's especially happy during your time of the month.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Lay them out for me. I'll start.

    1. You come home early and find him buckling his pants and looking guilty... and he tries to hide it by attacking you with kisses that smell like (s*x) pheramones... (this happened to a friend today)

    Oh and before I forget if your friend is really in doubt there is a song out there called (and I cant google it at work so I might be wrong on the name) "let me smell yo d_ck" so if all else fails and there is any doubt this seems to be a good cheating barometer
  • k8eekins
    k8eekins Posts: 2,264 Member
    what about walking in on him when he's having sex with someone else? does that count?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    These responses seem a bit obvious. ACTUAL signs (not the bright neon blinking signs listed) he starts paying less attention to you. The BIG TELL is he wants less sex. That's the easiest tell for a woman. She knows how much sex her man needs and if all the sudden there is a drop..obviously he is getting his needs met somewhere else. Sudden big gifts (due to guilt) could be a tell. Any sort of big change in his behavior.
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    The cell phone is a big helper ! Look at his calls and texts. Also look on his Facebook page or twitter etc. Does he walk away when he gets phone calls ? Is he starting to take better care of himself ? Wearing cologne when he used to not ? Check out his vehicle. They hide a lot there ! Is he buying more gum and breath freshener than he used to ? Is he using the credit cards more or the ATM ? Staying late at work ? Going out with 'the guys' more ? Trimming his croch hairs if he didn't before ? Goes missing for hours ? Gives lame excuses ? I'm sure I can think of more. I have experience !
  • Mr_Competitive
    Mr_Competitive Posts: 845
    @ Nutter: hahaha thats a bit subtle for you....

    My mum always said I would make a big splash one day....
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    These responses seem a bit obvious. ACTUAL signs (not the bright neon blinking signs listed) he starts paying less attention to you. The BIG TELL is he wants less sex. That's the easiest tell for a woman. She knows how much sex her man needs and if all the sudden there is a drop..obviously he is getting his needs met somewhere else. Sudden big gifts (due to guilt) could be a tell. Any sort of big change in his behavior.
    this too !
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I've cut his weenie off and thrown it in the creek.

    my god, you're a monster
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    @ Nutter: hahaha thats a bit subtle for you....

    My mum always said I would make a big splash one day....

    You wouldn't cheat on me. You know better. :)
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    I've cut his weenie off and thrown it in the creek.

    my god, you're a monster

    :blushing:
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    The cell phone is a big helper ! Look at his calls and texts. Also look on his Facebook page or twitter etc. Does he walk away when he gets phone calls ? Is he starting to take better care of himself ? Wearing cologne when he used to not ? Check out his vehicle. They hide a lot there ! Is he buying more gum and breath freshener than he used to ? Is he using the credit cards more or the ATM ? Staying late at work ? Going out with 'the guys' more ? Trimming his croch hairs if he didn't before ? Goes missing for hours ? Gives lame excuses ? I'm sure I can think of more. I have experience !

    Uggh this knowlegde sounds like experience. I'm sorry if that's the case. Very helpful.
  • CountryGirl8542
    CountryGirl8542 Posts: 449 Member
    Lay them out for me. I'll start.

    1. You come home early and find him buckling his pants and looking guilty... and he tries to hide it by attacking you with kisses that smell like (s*x) pheramones... (this happened to a friend today)

    wait.. porn is cheating? pshhh... you better go down every day if thats how it is...


    Lol!! Sooo that's how I get my bf to stop watching porn!!! Lol jk! Who doesn't love a good porno!
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    The cell phone is a big helper ! Look at his calls and texts. Also look on his Facebook page or twitter etc. Does he walk away when he gets phone calls ? Is he starting to take better care of himself ? Wearing cologne when he used to not ? Check out his vehicle. They hide a lot there ! Is he buying more gum and breath freshener than he used to ? Is he using the credit cards more or the ATM ? Staying late at work ? Going out with 'the guys' more ? Trimming his croch hairs if he didn't before ? Goes missing for hours ? Gives lame excuses ? I'm sure I can think of more. I have experience !

    Okay, so stalk your partner basically?
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    they shave their croch hair when they cheat? Well G-d damn it now i really wish he would cheat!
    Lmao ! Yes , many start doing that because it makes it look bigger.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    He comes home with her vagina??
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    The cell phone is a big helper ! Look at his calls and texts. Also look on his Facebook page or twitter etc. Does he walk away when he gets phone calls ? Is he starting to take better care of himself ? Wearing cologne when he used to not ? Check out his vehicle. They hide a lot there ! Is he buying more gum and breath freshener than he used to ? Is he using the credit cards more or the ATM ? Staying late at work ? Going out with 'the guys' more ? Trimming his croch hairs if he didn't before ? Goes missing for hours ? Gives lame excuses ? I'm sure I can think of more. I have experience !

    Okay, so stalk your partner basically?

    Well...I think these are advanced steps only necessary after showing initial signs of cheating. If a lady did all this with no probably cause then I would call stalking...but I think her context is look into these after he shows signs.
  • helpfit101
    helpfit101 Posts: 347 Member
    Maybe he was masturbating looking at porn in front of the computer.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    The cell phone is a big helper ! Look at his calls and texts. Also look on his Facebook page or twitter etc. Does he walk away when he gets phone calls ? Is he starting to take better care of himself ? Wearing cologne when he used to not ? Check out his vehicle. They hide a lot there ! Is he buying more gum and breath freshener than he used to ? Is he using the credit cards more or the ATM ? Staying late at work ? Going out with 'the guys' more ? Trimming his croch hairs if he didn't before ? Goes missing for hours ? Gives lame excuses ? I'm sure I can think of more. I have experience !

    Okay, so stalk your partner basically?

    Well...I think these are advanced steps only necessary after showing initial signs of cheating. If a lady did all this with no probably cause then I would call stalking...but I think her context is look into these after he shows signs.

    So privacy has no bearing?
  • OMGeeeHorses
    OMGeeeHorses Posts: 732 Member
    All you need is the password to the cellphone account and you can know everything he is doing on his phone.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    You find him naked on the couch giving your best friend a massage. With his penis.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    All you need is the password to the cellphone account and you can know everything he is doing on his phone.

    That is a breach of trust.
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