Really BAD tattoos

245

Replies

  • Collier78
    Collier78 Posts: 811 Member
    I was with one of my best friends when he got his first tattoo......it was a quote:

    "Time is the ultimate healer, exsperience the ultimate teacher."

    See what I did there? Yeah. If I would have noticed it before, I would have knocked the needle out of the guy's hand. Idiot.

    Yep met a guy with a full back piece once...it was a Phoenix on fire...but it said Pheonix Rising....He had never noticed until I pointed it out..
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    But this one I think takes the cake!!

    56e9weird_fail_tattoo.jpg

    i've seen real, legit pics of this scenario on facebook...and i always wonder, why dear god, are penises/peni everywhere? oh wait, it's a finger. haha.
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member

    I'm sorry I didn't know there was already a thread like this. >.< Me and a co-worker were talking about tattoo's and it just kinda came up....
  • Joyjmb
    Joyjmb Posts: 221 Member
    Watch some episodes of 'BAD INK' on cable tv before you pick. You can see how they take terrible tattoos and make them into something wholly different and awesome!
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    Watch some episodes of 'BAD INK' on cable tv before you pick. You can see how they take terrible tattoos and make them into something wholly different and awesome!

    Yes! I've seen that show and it was amazing to see how they could take really bad tattoos and turn them into really amazing tattoos. I've talked to the guys at the shop I'm going to a lot and seen A TON of their work and feel very comfortable with the work. Plus I know what I want already so it will be a piece I love. =]
  • lucystacy71
    lucystacy71 Posts: 290 Member
    I saw this one on another site just the other day.

    badtattoo.jpg
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    ben-franklin-face-mask-crotch-tattoo.jpg

    Why is Ben Franklin wearing a surgical mask over your lady parts???
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member

    I'm sorry I didn't know there was already a thread like this. >.< Me and a co-worker were talking about tattoo's and it just kinda came up....

    No apology necessary. My thread isn't limited to just bad tattoos, although those are the fun ones to find and post.

    In addition to Bad Ink, there is another show which I think is even better. I believe it is called Tattoo Rescue, and it has 3 artists that do amazing cover ups. And as a bonus, the female artist is easy on the eyes too. :)
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!

    choking a c*ck? as in, masturbating?
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member

    I'm sorry I didn't know there was already a thread like this. >.< Me and a co-worker were talking about tattoo's and it just kinda came up....

    No apology necessary. My thread isn't limited to just bad tattoos, although those are the fun ones to find and post.

    In addition to Bad Ink, there is another show which I think is even better. I believe it is called Tattoo Rescue, and it has 3 artists that do amazing cover ups. And as a bonus, the female artist is easy on the eyes too. :)

    I'll have to check that one out too! Your thread is cracking me up right now! LOL!
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!

    A hung c0ck at the ankle. :noway:
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!

    choking a c*ck? as in, masturbating?

    Ding ding dinnng! lol
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!

    A hung c0ck at the ankle. :noway:

    My first thought was what silvergurl said, but this makes sense! :drinker:
  • My exboyfriends best friend has a wolf face on his upper arm, it's awful, the guy is ridiculously skinny so there wasn't much room for the tattoo, you have to look at it for like 5 minutes to figure out what it is. The outline of it is nicely done, but I they must've switched tattoers half way through or the guy was drinking because after the outline its not shaded well, doesn't have the multiple colors like a wolf should in it mane, and the worst part is the eyes and tongue, the wolfs crossed eyed, with solid black pupils-no color in them at all, and the tongue looks like it was deformed.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!

    A hung c0ck at the ankle. :noway:

    My first thought was what silvergurl said, but this makes sense! :drinker:

    that's what I thought too
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My father has a tattoo on his ankle of a rooster with a noose around his neck. I was probably 18 before I figured out what it meant. Ew!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I knew a guy with the same tattoo...... um trying to compensate lol

    I don't get it!!!

    choking a c*ck? as in, masturbating?

    Ding ding dinnng! lol

    Ooooh, seriously?! Uh...
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member

    I'm sorry I didn't know there was already a thread like this. >.< Me and a co-worker were talking about tattoo's and it just kinda came up....

    No apology necessary. My thread isn't limited to just bad tattoos, although those are the fun ones to find and post.

    In addition to Bad Ink, there is another show which I think is even better. I believe it is called Tattoo Rescue, and it has 3 artists that do amazing cover ups. And as a bonus, the female artist is easy on the eyes too. :)

    I'll have to check that one out too! Your thread is cracking me up right now! LOL!

    Thanks. :)
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSq3tmjmQv0EWdc4YsXfJ8zlws_Pwklj0K8islzwjF2yyrWGEruRCQN1ZMVzg
  • MrsK20141004
    MrsK20141004 Posts: 489 Member
    Bump to follow!
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member
    tl-horizontal_main
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSq3tmjmQv0EWdc4YsXfJ8zlws_Pwklj0K8islzwjF2yyrWGEruRCQN1ZMVzg
    2 years ago I saw a hot chick at the WalMart returns desk with a tramp stamp of 2 eyes. When she bent over the counter to sign a form, it reveals 2 hands to go with it. At that perfect angle, it looked like someone was climbing outta her butt cracking and pulling down her pants to look around. I assume that's the look she was going for, because that's what I saw.

    Did I mention that the tattoo was of a female? :huh:
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member
    yolo-lead.jpg?w=600&h=350
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    tl-horizontal_main

    This looks like a male.... but that's a kinda girly tattoo sir.... >.<
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member

    This looks like a male.... but that's a kinda girly tattoo sir.... >.<

    Pretty sure it is a male. Not sure why any man would consider a tattoo there.
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member

    This looks like a male.... but that's a kinda girly tattoo sir.... >.<

    Pretty sure it is a male. Not sure why any man would consider a tattoo there.

    I would think they would be a bit put off by it considering the reference "tramp stamp"! For sure never a place I'm going with a tattoo, lol!
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member

    This looks like a male.... but that's a kinda girly tattoo sir.... >.<

    Pretty sure it is a male. Not sure why any man would consider a tattoo there.

    I would think they would be a bit put off by it considering the reference "tramp stamp"! For sure never a place I'm going with a tattoo, lol!

    Not even if it was bacon??

    bacon-tramp-stamp-afea12cb-sz500x436-animate.jpg
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member

    This looks like a male.... but that's a kinda girly tattoo sir.... >.<

    Pretty sure it is a male. Not sure why any man would consider a tattoo there.

    I would think they would be a bit put off by it considering the reference "tramp stamp"! For sure never a place I'm going with a tattoo, lol!

    Not even if it was bacon??

    bacon-tramp-stamp-afea12cb-sz500x436-animate.jpg

    HA! Not even for bacon.
  • 2Heavy2Long
    2Heavy2Long Posts: 315 Member
    In my opinion, if you are going to get a tramp stamp it should at least be practical.

    Stamp_Tramp_Tattoo__large.jpg