top 3 worst movies you have ever seen- GO

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  • MorganBody
    MorganBody Posts: 33
    1.)Road kill
    2.)van helsing
    3.)shutter island
  • MorganBody
    MorganBody Posts: 33
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Yuck.
    What a shame, I actually like that one!:laugh:
    It's intentionally bad.
  • jpeoples1177
    jpeoples1177 Posts: 266 Member
    You can't get worse than The Wager (Randy Travis reads all his lines from a queue card).

    Jerusalem Countdown

    and Every other movie starring David A. R. White (who's this you ask? You are so blessed for not knowing).
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    The Blair Witch Project
    Sharknado
    Silent Hill

    LIES. BLASPHEMY. Tara Reid is in Sharknado, subsequently making it among my all time favorite films.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Anything involving Bree Olson. GOD that voice is annoying, but shes so fking hot.






    ... Oh, these were supposed to be about actual movies? Not porn? My bad... *backs away slowly*
  • afat12
    afat12 Posts: 178 Member
    gymkata
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  • LuLuChick78
    LuLuChick78 Posts: 439 Member
    1. Memento
    2. Memento
    3. Memento

    (also, as an alternate option, Memento)
  • abelthephotographer
    abelthephotographer Posts: 127 Member
    The Happening - beyond laughable
    Synodoche - converted me to nihilism (temporarily, thankfully)

    There's going to be another one, but those two leap to my mind immediately. And Synodoche is absolutely shocking ...
  • LavaDoll
    LavaDoll Posts: 595 Member
    ONLY GOD FORGIVES.

    THE ROOM.

    C.H.U.D.
  • rockstarginaa
    rockstarginaa Posts: 1,529 Member
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Yuck.
    What a shame, I actually like that one!:laugh:
    It's intentionally bad.

    My fiance loves it. I just didn't get it :ohwell:
  • DeputySox
    DeputySox Posts: 78
    1.) End Of Days.
    2.) Spies Like Us.
    3.) Identity Thief.
  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
    Killer Klowns from Outer Space
    Plan 9 from Outer Space
    Love Me Tender w/ Elvis Presley
  • suzend
    suzend Posts: 155 Member
    1. Killing Them Softly - Brad Pitt (I had to shut it off...slow and boring)

    2. Red Lights -Robert DeNiro

    3. Donnie Darko
  • suzend
    suzend Posts: 155 Member
    Anything involving Bree Olson. GOD that voice is annoying, but shes so fking hot.






    ... Oh, these were supposed to be about actual movies? Not porn? My bad... *backs away slowly*

    I should've read your whole post before googling Bree at work. uh oh........
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
    Starship Trooper 2 - it's so bad that you wish you could unwatch it. How someone could make such a bad movie with millions in budget is beyond me.
    Even my holiday videos would be more interesting to watch. That tells a lot.
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    The Animal (with Rob Steiner)
    Angels in the Outfield
  • ElBence
    ElBence Posts: 291 Member
    Pocket Ninjas is by far the worst movie ever. It's so bad that it's good. I highly recommend it for anybody wishing to see a hilariously bad movie.

    Deep Impact sucked.

    My third choice is some movie I saw in the mid-90s where the plot somewhat revolved around teenagers fighting bad guys while rolling around in ATVs equipped with flamethrowers. I can't even remember the name. Horrible.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Chupacabra vs. The Alamo.

    Trust, it's bad enough to be counted as three...
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    Elysium

    District 9

    The English Patient

    (I know there are worse movies - I typically don't see them. These are just three that critics/audiences generally liked and I hated)
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    Ground Hog Day
    Sliding Glass Doors
    Grand Canyon
  • Gemini24K83
    Gemini24K83 Posts: 18 Member
    Vanilla Sky
    Salt
    Splice
  • Kupe
    Kupe Posts: 758 Member
    Momento,(1,2 and 3) I disliked that movie so much that every bad movie there after is not as bad as I first thought.

    However watched about 1/2 hour of Alex Cross and had to turn it off, that was just bad acting.
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member
    One Night With The King. It was so bad we quit watching it halfway through... we only stuck with it that long because we thought it would get better. So bad. So, so bad.
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    Jack and Jill

    Worst movie ever!

    But for some odd reason every time it comes on cable I am strangely drawn to watching it! I don't get it.
  • patrickfish7
    patrickfish7 Posts: 190 Member
    Megashark vs Crocosaurus - Funny but so poor it was unreal!
    Giant Killer Piranha
    Waterworld
  • emmalzthompson
    emmalzthompson Posts: 275
    Twilight

    Blair Witch Project

    Sound of my Voice
  • ND_Figgzie
    ND_Figgzie Posts: 1,480
    License to Wed, Far and Away, Battlefield Earth
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    Vampire girl vs. Frankenstien girl-- also counts as three bad movies in one :laugh:
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    3. Sucker Punch - just had a hard time following it

    2. The Skin I Live In - Most. Disturbing. Movie. EVER!

    1. Where The Wild Things Are - I seriously have no idea how I managed to sit through this entire movie. It was painful to watch. So so so stupid!

    eta:I have to add, I put "The Skin I Live In" not because it was the 'worst movie' ever made. Matter of fact, I give them props. Usually, I can pretict a movie's ending by half way through and this one really surprised me. It is the "worst" because it messed with my mind! If you like twisted movies that will shock the crap out of you, you'd probably love it!
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    Ah, dang. The Skin I Live In is one of my favorite films. Have you read the book?

    There's a book?!? Omg! I hate that I want to read it!
    I just find the whole concept of what he did completely fascinating and absolutely disgusting at the same time. It really makes me wonder how many more twists, turns and slyness there must be in the book. The movies always miss so much.

    I love this movie because how far and how creative he went with getting revenge. The book's title is called, Mygale and it was published in France, 1984. In the English translation, it's titled, Tarantula.

    Have you read the book?

    No, not yet. It's on my 'to read list'.

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