Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    He goes for long walks with me.
    He feeds me and shares his food too.
    He pets me.
    He scratches that spot I can't reach and makes my legs tremble.
    He whistles at me.
    He screams out my name when he really wants me.
    He lets me sit in his lap while we watch tv.
    He gives me a bone to play with.
    He gives me unconditional love.

    Oh... and he picks up my sh*# without complaining.

    x pant pant pant x

    this is pretty good too
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?

    :huh: :huh:

    Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
    :cry:
    Heyyyy, I'm not stopping you! Go handle your thing haha :P
    ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.

    No, I will just go home now.....being replaced by a toy.
    So sucks. :laugh: :laugh:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?

    :huh: :huh:

    Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
    :cry:
    Heyyyy, I'm not stopping you! Go handle your thing haha :P
    ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.

    No, I will just go home now.....being replaced by a toy.
    So sucks. :laugh: :laugh:
    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

    hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

    hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
    To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
    Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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    I've been told that the perfect boyfriend can carry a cup of coffee in each and and yet still hold a dozen donuts.
  • kborton1122
    kborton1122 Posts: 914 Member
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    There is no such thing as a perfect boyfriend, or girlfriend for that matter.

    The best partners are those that deeply and truly care about each other to the point that the other persons happiness is more important than their own. They need to be true partners that share in all things, good or bad, and act as a team. Each person should do little things that show the other how much they care for the other.

    The grass is always green when it's taken care of.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    I've been told that the perfect boyfriend can carry a cup of coffee in each and and yet still hold a dozen donuts.
    O bby, new level of kinky, whoever told you that lol.
  • catbeers
    catbeers Posts: 9
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    Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)

    :huh: :huh:
    You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?
    Don't recognize tounge-in-cheek much, do you? I guess I shouldn't have made that line sound so freakin' serious -- my bad. Should have remembered we're in "Chit-chat, Fun and Games" where forum rules seem not to apply.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

    hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
    To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
    Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
    Let's hope she does. :bigsmile:
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

    hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
    To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
    Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
    Let's hope she does. :bigsmile:
    Idk, after 3 kids, pretty sure she does hehehe.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)

    :huh: :huh:
    You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?
    Don't recognize tounge-in-cheek much, do you? I guess I shouldn't have made that line sound so freakin' serious -- my bad. Should have remembered we're in "Chit-chat, Fun and Games" where forum rules seem not to apply.

    :blushing: :cry:

    Sorry
    :flowerforyou:

    Just usually I associate sarcasm w/ smiliey's
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    a man who is willing to sleep on the wet spot without complaining
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
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    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

    hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
    To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
    Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
    Let's hope she does. :bigsmile:
    Idk, after 3 kids, pretty sure she does hehehe.

    perhaps you are right...but women are tricky, you should know.
    They are like cats.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

    hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
    To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
    Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
    Let's hope she does. :bigsmile:
    Idk, after 3 kids, pretty sure she does hehehe.

    perhaps you are right...but women are tricky, you should know.
    They are like cats.
    Of course I should know, I'm female lol :P
    haha.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    Funny, smart and kind.
  • TheRottenRabbit
    TheRottenRabbit Posts: 21
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    A penis.
    A job.
    Social skills.
    Confidence.
    A sense of humor.

    +sammich making.

    +motivation
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
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    ............

    And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.

    So what you're saying is, the perfect guy would be a woman? ............

    and

    a penis.
    The strappy kind, right?

    According to the above quoted - I would make a damn good boyfriend! Okay, so maybe I am not male, but it still looks to me like I meet all the requirements.
  • JeniferEverx3
    JeniferEverx3 Posts: 219 Member
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    There is no ONE way to be perfect. It's who is perfect for YOU and vice-versa. For instance, I noticed someone's list said "wants kids".

    Nope. My boyfriend has a kid from a previous relationship. He has no desire for a 2nd, I have no desire for a 1st. I'm happy with being a sort-of stepparent but that's it for me.

    So I would say if you need a list:

    1. Makes you happy a majority of the time.
    2. When he's not making you happy, it's something that in the big picture is not really a big deal, or is something that can be resolved.
    3. is willing and comfortable communicating (that includes the feelings, bc they do have those believe it or not :tongue: )
    4. A similiar sense of humor to yours
    5. An open mind (at least about most things)
    6. A general respect and appreciation for others
    7. The ability to stimulate your mind with conversation
    8. The ability/willingness/desire to satisfy you and himself physically
    9. The ability to show selflessness
    10. The ability to apologize

    and a sumary of MY requirements:

    I require satisfaction physically, emotionally and intellectually.
  • Naomi81378
    Naomi81378 Posts: 681 Member
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    Be fun
    Be romantic
    Be considerate and caring
    Have a personality and sense if humor
    family man
    Faithful and honest and Respectful
    Makes me laugh
    Not afriad to show me he loves me

    I must say I did find the perfect man!! He is definetly one of a kind!!

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