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What has MFP taught you

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  • sunnshhiine
    sunnshhiine Posts: 727 Member
    :flowerforyou: mean **** you ******* *****

    this is surprisingly enlightening....
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    That when you put a ;) at the end of a sentence you can say anything without making people mad
    Well, shoot! That's what I've been doing wrong. I thought you supposed to start the sentence with "No offense, but..." and then proceed to be offensive. :blushing:

    this is a skill is should probably master.

    :flowerforyou: no offense, but your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries. ;)

    ^ did i do that right?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    That when you put a ;) at the end of a sentence you can say anything without making people mad
    Well, shoot! That's what I've been doing wrong. I thought you supposed to start the sentence with "No offense, but..." and then proceed to be offensive. :blushing:

    this is a skill is should probably master.

    :flowerforyou: no offense, but your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries. ;)

    ^ did i do that right?

    No. You forgot to fart in her general direction.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    How to be an amazing catfisher.
  • WannabeStressFree
    WannabeStressFree Posts: 340 Member
    That some people consider vacuuming a workout and log it...

    lol this above
    plus:

    - I discovered how deep my denial was
    - I have met great support and friends along the way
    - Rest is good
    - A lot of us were clueless about weightless before learning here
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member

    That some people consider vacuuming a workout and log it...



    The only way vacuuming should be considered a workout is if it involves a black hole.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    How to be an amazing catfisher.

    QFT :love:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    How to be an amazing catfisher.

    QFT :love:

    Oh! Alternate uses for carrots. Yes, plural.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    That it is absolutely possible to make and maintain real friendships with people you've never met face to face. Love my friends!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    How to be an amazing catfisher.

    QFT :love:

    Oh! Alternate uses for carrots. Yes, plural.

    I hate carrots.
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    Basic math.
  • Cinloykko
    Cinloykko Posts: 117 Member
    1) That portions matter... a lot
    2) Carbs are the devil --- and that sugar addiction is a real thing
    3) That everyone's opinions are on par with scientific facts... and I'm always wrong

    BONUS: A calorie is a calorie .... unless its not. alternate form: its all about the math (calories in, calories out)... unless its not again.
    Something about TDEE and roadmaps and inter. fasting and etc
  • shafa4321
    shafa4321 Posts: 132 Member
    That some people consider vacuuming a workout and log it...

    Whats wrong with that? Haha
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I learned about the best thing ever IIFYM. And to skim responses on topics before adding two cents.
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
    That a support system is priceless and 35% are here to hook up
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    That a support system is priceless and 35% are here to hook up

    85% come on
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    That a support system is priceless and 35% are here to hook up

    85% come on

    Hell Yeah!!

    How ya doin ;-)
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    haha.. heeeeey
  • mrfreestyle
    mrfreestyle Posts: 1,293 Member
    -That people can be just downright mean
    -That people can be just as awesome
    -That we focus too much external appearances
    -Discipline, commitment, dedication and most importantly patience is key to success
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