WORST gift your SO could get you for Christmas?

_JPunky
_JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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What is the absolute WORST present you have gotten, or can imagine getting, from your significant other for Christmas?

Mine was actually given to me right before Christmas one year...before I separated from my (now) ex husband, during counseling we agreed that there would be no more sex until he straightened some stuff out...

So he bought me a bullet.

Gotta give him points for balls! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • roxylola
    roxylola Posts: 540 Member
    Our first married christmas together my now exhusband bought me a broken salt grinder. Apparently it was supposed to be a joke alongside another better present but he never got around to getting that. And apparently he did not know it was broken.
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    Tickets to a Broadway show (because she enjoys it)
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Any cleaning supplies or gadget
    A camera (only because I wanted to purchse one for myself and he talked me out of it)
    An elliptical (see above, AND there is no romance in workout stuff)
  • elainecroft
    elainecroft Posts: 595 Member
    X, after I specifically told him "even though you think I will like it, please do not get me X".
  • MJC360
    MJC360 Posts: 368
    What is the absolute WORST present you have gotten, or can imagine getting, from your significant other for Christmas?

    Mine was actually given to me right before Christmas one year...before I separated from my (now) ex husband, during counseling we agreed that there would be no more sex until he straightened some stuff out...

    So he bought me a bullet.

    Gotta give him points for balls! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That's HILARIOUS! I can see me doing something like that as a joke.:laugh:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Herpes.

    Haven't gotten it, but you're asking for worst case...
  • roxylola
    roxylola Posts: 540 Member
    Oh and one year for my birthday I was given a cd he wanted by a band I had no interest in.

    And then there were all the times I got sweet F A despite living round the corner from a florists and a small shop which stocks boxes of chocolates and the like!
  • Alehmer
    Alehmer Posts: 433 Member
    A tiny, yappy dog.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxwGPd0Ax61e9wopG36swOhyAGD9p9P2N53czLH0Pbt1_79Psn

    She's been threatening for years
  • SundayGirl1989
    SundayGirl1989 Posts: 94
    My Fiance jokingly said he's going to get me some new food scales for Christmas.

    I think he thought i'd be mad but i genuinely hope he does get me some, i'm dying for digital ones!

    Having said that, if scales are the only thing he buys me, he will have some serious explaining to do haha!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Surprise, honey, here's my kid you never knew about.



    Disclaimer: this has not happened to me, but would be up there on the hypothetical list.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    An invitation to be the guest on Maury.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    Another man.

    No homo.
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
    Yankees tickets. Because **** the yankees.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Yankees tickets. Because **** the yankees.

    Get out of my thread. You're dead to me. :angry: :grumble: :mad:
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    An invitation to be the guest on Maury.

    How about Jerry?
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    worst gift?

    nothing.

    from someone who said he deeply loved me.

    Now I get bike parts =D
    Man knows how to win a ladies hard over- last year got my suspension fully upgraded- the year before that steel braided brake lines and new brake pads.
    This year I'm getting a new sproket and chain!!! WOOT WOOT
  • thickerella
    thickerella Posts: 154 Member
    A week long getaway ....with his mother.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    A week long getaway ....with his mother.

    You win. 'Nuff said.
  • Tiff050709
    Tiff050709 Posts: 497 Member
    I don't want anything that is used to make food or clean for people. Like pots and pans. Don't buy me that for Christmas because that's not really a gift for me.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    A Christmas sweater.

    A-Florida-Christmas.jpg
  • sammniamii
    sammniamii Posts: 669 Member
    NOTHING... after I bought him a new cellphone and a suit.

    well, not truly "nothing" as the day before x-mas, i was looking at a $15 sweater @ wallie world.... i went to buy it and he grabbed it out of my hands, paid for it, then said, "Merry xmas" (he really said x-mas, not Christmas). but that was all I technically got... winner me
  • scruffykaz
    scruffykaz Posts: 317 Member
    Herpes.

    Haven't gotten it, but you're asking for worst case...

    mwhahhahahaa!
  • dawningr
    dawningr Posts: 387 Member
    Meat or cheese of the month club (I'm vegan)
  • beernpizza2
    beernpizza2 Posts: 553 Member
    I got a toaster for Mother's Day once.....
  • beccy2372
    beccy2372 Posts: 5
    I got a USB stick for my 40th from my then boyf. I dumped him a week later!
  • alywei37
    alywei37 Posts: 45
    Any cleaning supplies or gadget
    A camera (only because I wanted to purchse one for myself and he talked me out of it)
    An elliptical (see above, AND there is no romance in workout stuff)

    I got an elliptical for my past birthday and i love it...
    Although, it was funny to see him under the family fire when he said that he bought me fitness equiptment as a gift over the dinner table at a gathering. I swear seven women had their chin drop to the table.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    A Christmas sweater.

    A-Florida-Christmas.jpg

    Seriously... where can I get this? My wife would LOVE it. Not even kidding.
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
    Yankees tickets. Because **** the yankees.

    ^^^ THIS. Or, an Ellsbury jersey.......... :explode:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    A Christmas sweater.

    A-Florida-Christmas.jpg

    Seriously... where can I get this? My wife would LOVE it. Not even kidding.

    I'm not helping spread the evil of Christmas sweaters.

    But in reality, I don't know where you'd get it.
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    the worst gift I can think of that could actually happen is gold jewelry.. like yellow gold that my grandmother wears. he knows i hate that stuff.

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