To fat to be a stripper

inkedmama123

=I was desperate for money, so I decided that being a stripper was the quickest way. So, I went in and she said "You're a really cute girl but you need to slim down on the sides and in a month when if you do, you are very welcome to come back."
I'm sure that I'll get a lot of comments like "that's being a slut" or "that's hoeish" or that I'm disgusting but I'm in need of money for many, many reasons. My point is, I thought they had chunkier strippers too and I'm only 170 pounds and 5'5. I mean, do they only want skinny people? I don't understand....Maybe I just went to the wrong place but there's no others near me.

seltzermint555

Is that why you joined MFP?

Hauntinglyfit

Try other places.
But yes, strippers(who make great money, and are not working in a S^%thole place) are usually in great shape AND great dancers. I am talking girls who were in ballet and model level good looking.
Don't ask me how i know.

dale1776

I agree with the above post. Is that the reason you joined this site. To ask that question? Firstly. Don't let anyone determine your self worth. We are not in your shoes so we clearly are in no position to judge you for your choices. As far as you wanting to lose weight in one month to get the job you are in the right place to get encouragement and support, but you need to figure out exactly what your goals are. Then ask for help making a plan to achieve them. We will all try to help, but randomly asking that without follow up information is not a great start darlin.

StarChanger

There are chunky strippers....but probably not at the clubs that you would want to actually work at to make a few bucks. Not that'd I'd know from any personal experience with clubs, or strippers, or being chunky. Ahem.

What were we talking about?

kill3rtofu

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meshashesha2012

stay chunky and just get strong enough to support your weight on the pole.
maybe your stage name could be chunkalicious?

D8vidFitness

Hahahha..

Sovictorrious

why don't you clean houses?

MyChocolateDiet

Well, I guess you have your motivation then. You will want strong legs and upper body. You will want to focus on strength and flexibility and you will need to eat well to do those bar tricks. Keep all this in mind when you calculate your cal goals. Good luck with your fitness goals! :flowerforyou:

cmriverside

squats and deadlifts

MsJulielicious

Different clubs have different standards.
You could try a different club
or try a different line of work
not judging either way. Just sayin. ya got options. explore them all
you are super young.
maybe college and part time work. there is financial aid out there

DamePiglet

There certainly are chunky strippers in one of the clubs on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. There are really all types in that club.
I didn't work there but I did purchase a lap dance for a friend.

I suppose they make money simply based on location, but from what I've heard, not what the girls in the higher end clubs make.

MyChocolateDiet

squats and deadlifts

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway: :huh: :indifferent:

ndj1979

There certainly are chunky strippers in one of the clubs on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. There are really all types in that club.
I didn't work there but I did purchase a lap dance for a friend.

I suppose they make money simply based on location, but from what I've heard, not what the girls in the higher end clubs make.

we really should not compare anything in NOLA to high end...

MyChocolateDiet

I forgot, can't you be the waitress there?

Contrarian

I hope you get to fulfil your dream and become a stripper one day. You can do it!

devil_in_a_blue_dress

In, because the the "This is all about Fullkent/ BSDevon" was a bust.

manda79rn

I'm disappointed.. I thought it was a new member that was super funny with a catchy intro thread...

But on a serious note.. you are an adult (hopefully) and everyone has their own reasons for losing weight... if it's to be a stripper and make some cash or to challenge yourself to be more active and healthy... end results the same, losing weight, so... the tools MFP gives are very beneficial in that department... good luck.

jofjltncb6

In, because the the "This is all about Fullkent/ BSDevon" was a bust.

^this

Commander_Keen

Try a different club.

SLLRunner

=I was desperate for money, so I decided that being a stripper was the quickest way. So, I went in and she said "You're a really cute girl but you need to slim down on the sides and in a month when if you do, you are very welcome to come back."
I'm sure that I'll get a lot of comments like "that's being a slut" or "that's hoeish" or that I'm disgusting but I'm in need of money for many, many reasons. My point is, I thought they had chunkier strippers too and I'm only 170 pounds and 5'5. I mean, do they only want skinny people? I don't understand....Maybe I just went to the wrong place but there's no others near me.

You have to be happy with your body the way it is whether you are fat, slim, or somewhere in between.

Even though I am one pound from my weight, I don't have the body to be a stripper. It's okay because I am talented in many other ways.

I can't sing so I could never be a singer, and I can't....never mind.

Find what you CAN do and simply concentrate on making you healthy.

By the way, at 170 pounds, you won't tone up or lose enough weight in a month to be a stripper.

TheSlorax

In, because the the "This is all about Fullkent/ BSDevon" was a bust.

^this

yup

Cranquistador

squats and deadlifts

that's broscience.

Candi_land

You could apply to be a house Mom for the strippers, I knew someone who did that and made a little side cash from it. Or you could wait tables, or google and find a local BBW strip club in your area and apply there. They exist.

pseudomuffin

why don't you clean houses?

I forgot, can't you be the waitress there?

Both valid. If you're really hurting for immediate money, try selling plasma.

Besides, if you're a stripper you pay a stage fee to work at a club... it's a good idea to get in shape and have a goal but if your area only has one strip club chances are you're not going to make awesome tips like you would at an upscale joint with talented dancers.

Mother_Superior

toomanydogs99

I didn't work there but I did purchase a lap dance for a friend.

There should be a Marriage proposal button on this site...

TheSlorax

how much do strippers make exactly? I need to know for science

LiftAllThePizzas

Guys only like a stripper for their personality. Totally doesn't matter what they look like.

Mr_Bad_Example

Too fat to be a stripper? No such thing.