To fat to be a stripper

m_johannes

Ha HA! Jolly good.

BlueBombers

bahahahaha this can't be serious...

^ What he said

CassandraBurgos83

I bartended at those places and I had to hire the girls... And just because you're thick doesn't mean I didn't hire you.. I hired you based on you personality. If you can't talk to a customer you can't sell even if you're a 10+ bombshell. Our best seller was around your height at 240 and she averaged near a grande every night she worked and she didn't even sell privates, but drinks..... So I would go to another establishment.

BlueBombers

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

I would, but only the tip.

:blushing:

40andFindingFitness

So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

CassandraBurgos83

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

DMZ_1

OP is clearly trolling, no pics on her profile.

Speaking in generalities, 5'5" and 170 is overweight. A healthy weight is at least 30 lbs less than that.

The body standards for strippers are high.

JakeMcl2013

Technically, you don't have to be skinny to be fit, you can embrace your curves while having enough body strength and flexibility to hold your weight on a pole. Plus, you aren't fat, but still, you can tone up your body before beginning that job. As long as you aren't a prostitute or a trashy stripper that works at a crappy joint, you aren't a "hoe" or "piece of trash", all you have to do is brush up on your flexibility, strength, dancing ability and personality, and that place should hire you, if not, find a job elsewhere. Money is money, good luck. Just don't let the men touch you, also, take a personal defense class (just in case).

rml_16

Werid thread is weird.

rml_16

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

There is something called judgment sweetheart.

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

CassandraBurgos83

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

No Hun.... At 5'2 when I was 125lbs I looked maybe 112 because I was beyond curvey and toned with nice abs and a nice booty... and I Know hands down that I looked better then a 5''9 + 120 lb stripper with barley there curves or definition. And I guarantee you would have been off judging my numbers :-)

bmqbonnie

If you're serious (which I fully realize, you probably aren't) and you really need money fast, you might be better off camming first. There's more diversity. You can market yourself as chubby and it's a lot easier to find guys that are into that, than hoping one will happen to wander into the club when you're there. In the meantime work out and watch what you eat. It won't happen in a month.

I'd post more but pretty sure you're a troll and until shown otherwise...

msf74

Trying being a lap dancer instead.

lauren3101

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

There is something called judgment sweetheart.

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

I think you have some serious fanatical issues with 120lbs.

CassandraBurgos83

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

There is something called judgment sweetheart.

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

Then you must not be tipping very many at all....
Or your eyes deceive you
Either way, I doubt they would care if they missed out on a few singles from you anyway

CassandraBurgos83

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

There is something called judgment sweetheart.

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

I think you have some serious fanatical issues with 120lbs.

We are talking about strictly at a strip club.
things change once I walk out of the strip club.
So please, do not get offended.

I understand that, but please don't be offended when you may be the only guy around the stage the dancer doesn't want any money from.

PS: This does happen-they black ball and judge, just not not by weight :-)

WRXymama

To summerize this thread....you may be better off selling drugs

star5785

So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

My motivation is bikini's

What's health got to do with it :laugh:

lauren3101

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

There is something called judgment sweetheart.

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.

I think you have some serious fanatical issues with 120lbs.

We are talking about strictly at a strip club.
things change once I walk out of the strip club.
So please, do not get offended.

Can I ask why? I'm actually genuinely curious.

I know men who say there's a difference between the woman they admire in a strip club and the woman they want to marry, but I've never heard someone fixated on a specific number before.

ndj1979

and lets just remember folks..in the words of that great philosopher Chris Rock - "there is no sex in the champagne room"

MagicalLeopleurodon

To actually dance, most places prefer very slim girls. That being said-the shot girls, waitresses, and personal dancers are not typically as small. They get amazing money as well-and the tips are usually better since you are in the crowd all night.

rml_16

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

And for you... What are you going to do bring your own scale before you approve your wallets tipping abilities?

There is something called judgment sweetheart.

LMAO

120 pounds at 5'10"? 120 pounds at 5'3"?

You don't even know what 120 pounds looks like. Nice try, though.

My rules, no matter how tall she is: no tips if > 120lbs
I like to stay within the range of 5'-2" to 5'-6"
Just my taste. I do not practice equality at a strip club.


P.S. it is quite easy to know how much she weighs when she is sitting on my lap .

OK. Trolling a troll post. Have fun.

rml_16

So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

My motivation is bikini's

What's health got to do with it :laugh:

Exactly. My desire to lose weight is strictly for aesthetics. I have never been all that overweight and I carry it well. I just don't like being a size 8 when I can be a size 2 or 4. And I'm healthy in every measurable way already.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

So... basically you're losing weight to strip, not to be healthy? :frown: .... backing out of thread...

My motivation is bikini's

What's health got to do with it :laugh:

same here. I just want to tighten back up.

SLLRunner

Why are people saying 170 pounds at 5"5' is not fat? The plain truth is that it is fat, or overweight if we want to be nice about it. I've been there. It is what it is.

MityMax96

Try other places.
But yes, strippers(who make great money, and are not working in a S^%thole place) are usually in great shape AND great dancers. I am talking girls who were in ballet and model level good looking.
Don't ask me how i know.

But how do you know?? :laugh: :laugh:

elyelyse

I wouldnt tip any strippers who are over 120lbs.

guess you like short strippers.

Or scrawny ones.

My sister weighs 128, but wears a size 0-2 and has a body so amazing and strong and defined that it's enviable.

happysherri

I don't think this is serious?!

SLLRunner

I don't think this is serious?!

Boy, am I with you on this bandwagon. :drinker:

belgerian

I don't think this is serious?!

This is more serious than world being destroyed on DEC 2012.

What the world was destoryed last year where the hell was I???