To fat to be a stripper

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I bartended at those places and I had to hire the girls... And just because you're thick doesn't mean I didn't hire you.. I hired you based on you personality. If you can't talk to a customer you can't sell even if you're a 10+ bombshell. Our best seller was around your height at 240 and she averaged near a grande every night she worked and she didn't even sell privates, but drinks..... So I would go to another establishment.

    I totally agree w/ the personality and attitude thing. I am really surprised so few people have mentioned this.

    I knew these British girls in the 1990s who were "hot" to look at I would imagine, 5' tall and petite with large busts, they were sisters who almost looked like twins...one blonde, one redhead. They had the snooty, reserved attitude of professors though and I guarantee they didn't smile or flirt w/ patrons when they danced at a strip club amateur night. They did not make $1 in tips. They complained about fat, ugly girls getting hundreds that night by working the crowd. Just sayin'

    right, everyone wants a stripper with personality...I also want one that can quote Aristotle and Socrates....

    Absolutely, I go to strip clubs to be intrigued by their smartness and to hold philosophical conversations with strippers.
    I go to libraries to see fit naked girls reading books.

    You know at one time this was the purpose of courtesans and geishas, yes pleasure was involved, but they were also held in high regards due to their ability to hold philosophical discussion on art, science, and politics. They were paid quite nicely for being a well rounded woman, so to speak.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    Im sure there are plenty less degrading things that you could do to earn a buck or two, but yes generally strippers at certain clubs have to be toned and slim isn't that why there are seperate clubs for the men that like larger girls parading around in skimpy outfits?

    degrading? a guy gives a girl money cause he thinks she will sleep with him and the girl takes the money cause she lets the guy think she will sleep with him. like seinfeld said, id be down at the docks waiting for a ship to come in if i had bewbies of the female variety
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    If you do ever end up becoming a stripper, I think you should consider it an NSV. :drinker:

    I think she should go back with the following argument.
    Funny-quote-Im-not-fat.png

    :laugh:
  • PinkGlitterSam
    PinkGlitterSam Posts: 10
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    OP, you need to read some of the threads on here about good recipes and work-outs so you can slim your body down and tone up. Good luck :-)
  • Number_44
    Number_44 Posts: 97 Member
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    Is that why you joined MFP?

    Thats why I joined MFP
  • SemperAnticus1643
    SemperAnticus1643 Posts: 703 Member
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    Well there goes my dream! Guess I will just dance on tables and be a bartender at Coyote Ugly. :drinker: Who wants a drink??
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
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    North Dakota is hiring.
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
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    bump
  • iNkedFiTmama
    iNkedFiTmama Posts: 277 Member
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    there goes my screen name...lol
  • patfriendly
    patfriendly Posts: 263 Member
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    would really help if you post some pictures of yourself
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    I bartended at those places and I had to hire the girls... And just because you're thick doesn't mean I didn't hire you.. I hired you based on you personality. If you can't talk to a customer you can't sell even if you're a 10+ bombshell. Our best seller was around your height at 240 and she averaged near a grande every night she worked and she didn't even sell privates, but drinks..... So I would go to another establishment.

    I totally agree w/ the personality and attitude thing. I am really surprised so few people have mentioned this.

    I knew these British girls in the 1990s who were "hot" to look at I would imagine, 5' tall and petite with large busts, they were sisters who almost looked like twins...one blonde, one redhead. They had the snooty, reserved attitude of professors though and I guarantee they didn't smile or flirt w/ patrons when they danced at a strip club amateur night. They did not make $1 in tips. They complained about fat, ugly girls getting hundreds that night by working the crowd. Just sayin'

    right, everyone wants a stripper with personality...I also want one that can quote Aristotle and Socrates....

    Absolutely, I go to strip clubs to be intrigued by their smartness and to hold philosophical conversations with strippers.
    I go to libraries to see fit naked girls reading books.

    You know at one time this was the purpose of courtesans and geishas, yes pleasure was involved, but they were also held in high regards due to their ability to hold philosophical discussion on art, science, and politics. They were paid quite nicely for being a well rounded woman, so to speak.

    I miss the old days when strippers were philosophers...
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    TOPIC: To fat to be a stripper
    Too fat --- not to fat
    I miss the old days when strippers were philosophers...

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  • silverraiyne
    silverraiyne Posts: 683 Member
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    hahahahhahahahaha :-)
  • saraBun
    saraBun Posts: 1
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    170 at 5'5 is too heavy to be a dancer. I would get down to about 155 and try again
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    170 at 5'5 is too heavy to be a dancer. I would get down to about 155 and try again

    Strong first post.

    :huh:
  • IIIIISerenityNowIIIII
    IIIIISerenityNowIIIII Posts: 425 Member
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    I guess you could just become a drug dealer or a prostitute, but why do this to yourself? You may want money but you are in dire need of self-respect.
  • RonnieLodge
    RonnieLodge Posts: 665 Member
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    I guess you could just become a drug dealer or a prostitute, but why do this to yourself? You may want money but you are in dire need of self-respect.

    ^YOU^ need to be a little less judgy. It is illegal to deal drugs & (in many places) be a prostitute, but as far as I know, it isn't illegal to be a stripper.
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
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    170 at 5'5 is too heavy to be a dancer. I would get down to about 155 and try again

    Strong first post.

    :huh:

    on an 8 month old thread.
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,775 Member
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    170 at 5'5 is too heavy to be a dancer. I would get down to about 155 and try again

    Strong first post.

    :huh:

    on an 8 month old thread.

    Well, you know, we always stress using the "search" feature to find answers to previously asked questions. Maybe this is what happens when you search for key word "stripper". :huh:
  • gelar93
    gelar93 Posts: 160
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    =I was desperate for money, so I decided that being a stripper was the quickest way. So, I went in and she said "You're a really cute girl but you need to slim down on the sides and in a month when if you do, you are very welcome to come back."
    I'm sure that I'll get a lot of comments like "that's being a slut" or "that's hoeish" or that I'm disgusting but I'm in need of money for many, many reasons. My point is, I thought they had chunkier strippers too and I'm only 170 pounds and 5'5. I mean, do they only want skinny people? I don't understand....Maybe I just went to the wrong place but there's no others near me.

    No offense but you do seem like a big girl. Those places (excluding the ****ty ones) prefer people who are in a better shape

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