Why are dogs so needy?

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  • Wow. I hope you don't raise your kids to be half as dumb as you are. Kthxbai.

    I hope I can raise my kids to be more than half as respectful as you are... Actually, any amount over zero is an improvement. Having to resort insulting someone to win an argument speaks volumes. Thumbs up!

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    You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!
  • This one is on a diet
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    ETA: My boy actually hates lettuce or cabbage, he makes a huge deal of spitting it out.

    The only thing my dog won't eat are plain carrots. They have to have hummus on them in order for him to eat them LOL.

    I also found out that he's much taller than our old dog when he walked by the counter and licked the pieces of meat and cheese I had on a plate for my breakfast sandwich. :laugh:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs

    Are you bored?

    no she needs attention isn't it obvious a dog hater in a dog lover thread, somebody obviously needs to be heard.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Non-needy dog. Made his own trampoline. :wink:

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    Oh no, that's sad. Something is wrong with that dog.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    Wow. I hope you don't raise your kids to be half as dumb as you are. Kthxbai.

    I hope I can raise my kids to be more than half as respectful as you are... Actually, any amount over zero is an improvement. Having to resort insulting someone to win an argument speaks volumes. Thumbs up!
    Am I the only one thinking of Bilbo's birthday speech? "I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve....":laugh:
  • sunnshhiine
    sunnshhiine Posts: 727 Member
    Wow. I hope you don't raise your kids to be half as dumb as you are. Kthxbai.

    I hope I can raise my kids to be more than half as respectful as you are... Actually, any amount over zero is an improvement. Having to resort insulting someone to win an argument speaks volumes. Thumbs up!

    nHes9o1rJzugZRWwFiRC2CdvYbXHBoSFmkLr7aIFdfwKnsZrYmefzvEknsUgQspe.jpg

    You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!

    OMGGGGGG!!! Shut your tater-trap!
  • Wow. I hope you don't raise your kids to be half as dumb as you are. Kthxbai.

    I hope I can raise my kids to be more than half as respectful as you are... Actually, any amount over zero is an improvement. Having to resort insulting someone to win an argument speaks volumes. Thumbs up!
    Am I the only one thinking of Bilbo's birthday speech? "I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve....":laugh:

    That's exactly it! Haha
  • Wow. I hope you don't raise your kids to be half as dumb as you are. Kthxbai.

    I hope I can raise my kids to be more than half as respectful as you are... Actually, any amount over zero is an improvement. Having to resort insulting someone to win an argument speaks volumes. Thumbs up!

    nHes9o1rJzugZRWwFiRC2CdvYbXHBoSFmkLr7aIFdfwKnsZrYmefzvEknsUgQspe.jpg

    You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!

    OMGGGGGG!!! Shut your tater-trap!

    What?! Sometimes you just have to be your own hero :) hehe
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Animal rescue squad

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  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!

    It's not about caring, trust me. It's become a science experiment to see at what point you clue in (if ever). Dogs are so much quicker to learn.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Can't we all just be friends?

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    I :heart: THIS ONE SO MUCH!!!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Hmmm, not really... the warm and friendly welcoming you wonderful folks are providing is quite entertaining.

    lol nice try, it's always the " haha I am being entertained by acting like a jackhole, while you guys just make me laugh more hahahahahahahahahahaha"............lame and every one like you trys to pull that crap...it's really that you can't leave without looking like a bigger fool.
  • You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!

    It's not about caring, trust me. It's become a science experiment to see at what point you clue in (if ever). Dogs are so much quicker to learn.


    Yeah, you're right. You don't care. You just continue to post, poke a little at my character, insult me a little and then sit back and think "hmmm maybe I won this time, I shut her up, oh wait, there she is again!! Nope, gotta dig a little deeper this time really tell her off"....but you don't care... gotcha!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs


    Of course there are people who hate dogs.
    There are people who hate cats, there are people that hate kids.
    Most people don't go to a forum specifically for that thing just to talk about how much they hate them.
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    the initial post said "Why are dogs so needy"....that doesn't exactly scream "I F***ING LOVE DOGS" when you think about it...

    But even after you realized that the title was meant to be sarcastic as a funny little dog gif that had absolutely nothing to do with being "needy" was in the OP, you offered your opinion, demanded that we accept it, we accepted it, and you have continued to return with nothing more to provide than your opinion that wasn't asked for.

    OH... and researched your opinion to offer us all validation of it.

    Why do you keep coming back? :huh:

    What are you accomplishing here?
  • Hmmm, not really... the warm and friendly welcoming you wonderful folks are providing is quite entertaining.

    lol nice try, it's always the " haha I am being entertained by acting like a jackhole, while you guys just make me laugh more hahahahahahahahahahaha"............lame and every one like you trys to pull that crap...it's really that you can't leave without looking like a bigger fool.

    Yep, you're right. Hoping to become the bigger fool.. totally called it.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Dolly's version of Down Dog :smile:

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    Well, this is a fitness site!

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  • http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs


    Of course there are people who hate dogs.
    There are people who hate cats, there are people that hate kids.
    Most people don't go to a forum specifically for that thing just to talk about how much they hate them.
    tumblr_mrtsmh4ckp1rv94ppo6_250.gif

    the initial post said "Why are dogs so needy"....that doesn't exactly scream "I F***ING LOVE DOGS" when you think about it...

    But even after you realized that the title was meant to be sarcastic as a funny little dog gif that had absolutely nothing to do with being "needy" was in the OP, you offered your opinion, demanded that we accept it, we accepted it, and you have continued to return with nothing more to provide than your opinion that wasn't asked for.

    OH... and researched your opinion to offer us all validation of it.

    Why do you keep coming back? :huh:

    What are you accomplishing here?


    It's personal satisfaction at this point, I can't stop laughing to be honest. You folks have made my day!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs


    Of course there are people who hate dogs.
    There are people who hate cats, there are people that hate kids.
    Most people don't go to a forum specifically for that thing just to talk about how much they hate them.
    tumblr_mrtsmh4ckp1rv94ppo6_250.gif

    the initial post said "Why are dogs so needy"....that doesn't exactly scream "I F***ING LOVE DOGS" when you think about it...

    But even after you realized that the title was meant to be sarcastic as a funny little dog gif that had absolutely nothing to do with being "needy" was in the OP, you offered your opinion, demanded that we accept it, we accepted it, and you have continued to return with nothing more to provide than your opinion that wasn't asked for.

    OH... and researched your opinion to offer us all validation of it.

    Why do you keep coming back? :huh:

    What are you accomplishing here?


    It's personal satisfaction at this point, I can't stop laughing to be honest. You folks have made my day!

    Your life is really that boring that antagonizing perfect strangers on the internet gives you personal satisfaction?

    Sad...
  • http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs


    Of course there are people who hate dogs.
    There are people who hate cats, there are people that hate kids.
    Most people don't go to a forum specifically for that thing just to talk about how much they hate them.
    tumblr_mrtsmh4ckp1rv94ppo6_250.gif

    the initial post said "Why are dogs so needy"....that doesn't exactly scream "I F***ING LOVE DOGS" when you think about it...

    But even after you realized that the title was meant to be sarcastic as a funny little dog gif that had absolutely nothing to do with being "needy" was in the OP, you offered your opinion, demanded that we accept it, we accepted it, and you have continued to return with nothing more to provide than your opinion that wasn't asked for.

    OH... and researched your opinion to offer us all validation of it.

    Why do you keep coming back? :huh:

    What are you accomplishing here?


    It's personal satisfaction at this point, I can't stop laughing to be honest. You folks have made my day!

    Your life is really that boring that antagonizing perfect strangers on the internet gives you personal satisfaction?

    Sad...

    Really think about what you just asked me... REALLY, REALLY think about that. Same can be asked of you :)
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!

    It's not about caring, trust me. It's become a science experiment to see at what point you clue in (if ever). Dogs are so much quicker to learn.


    Yeah, you're right. You don't care. You just continue to post, poke a little at my character, insult me a little and then sit back and think "hmmm maybe I won this time, I shut her up, oh wait, there she is again!! Nope, gotta dig a little deeper this time really tell her off"....but you don't care... gotcha!

    Proactive troll is trollish.
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs


    Of course there are people who hate dogs.
    There are people who hate cats, there are people that hate kids.
    Most people don't go to a forum specifically for that thing just to talk about how much they hate them.
    tumblr_mrtsmh4ckp1rv94ppo6_250.gif

    the initial post said "Why are dogs so needy"....that doesn't exactly scream "I F***ING LOVE DOGS" when you think about it...

    But even after you realized that the title was meant to be sarcastic as a funny little dog gif that had absolutely nothing to do with being "needy" was in the OP, you offered your opinion, demanded that we accept it, we accepted it, and you have continued to return with nothing more to provide than your opinion that wasn't asked for.

    OH... and researched your opinion to offer us all validation of it.

    Why do you keep coming back? :huh:

    What are you accomplishing here?


    It's personal satisfaction at this point, I can't stop laughing to be honest. You folks have made my day!

    Your life is really that boring that antagonizing perfect strangers on the internet gives you personal satisfaction?

    Sad...

    I feel sorry for the kid. Yikes.
  • You cared enough to post you didn't care :) Funny boy!

    It's not about caring, trust me. It's become a science experiment to see at what point you clue in (if ever). Dogs are so much quicker to learn.


    Yeah, you're right. You don't care. You just continue to post, poke a little at my character, insult me a little and then sit back and think "hmmm maybe I won this time, I shut her up, oh wait, there she is again!! Nope, gotta dig a little deeper this time really tell her off"....but you don't care... gotcha!

    Proactive troll is trollish.

    I was worried I lost you! You're my champion, you're my boy blue! LOL
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    guise pls.
    the dogs.
    they're so much more fun than this argument.

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  • http://www.whyihatedogs.com/10-reasons-why-i-hate-dogs/

    I read your list

    1: not if trained and only to alert if properly trained
    2: Actually the reason you kennel train is because a dog prefers a clean environment and does not mess where they sleep.
    3:Groom the damn dog, I also expect you to wash your *kitten* so you don't smell
    4:Mine will only get angry if you try to harm his family, otherwise he loves and tolerates everything. This is a well balanced dog, just like a human needs to be balanced.
    5:Not most slime you, mine does ...he is a mastiff, he only slimes me if he drinks and i do not wipe his mouth.
    6: far from ugly, but this is just a personal opinion
    7: They need to be a part of the family same as all the members. They only go mental if they are unbalanced just like a person
    8: Only if you provide no toys and don't teach them...Think giving a 3 yr old child a crayon and no paper or rules...your walls will be beautiful
    9:Clean the yard and train to relieve in only 1 area. I love my back yard and spend many fun family days back there.
    10:My Mastiff's best friend is a cat...she is evil to all but him.

    You don't need to like dogs, but making generalizations is just asinine.

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs


    Of course there are people who hate dogs.
    There are people who hate cats, there are people that hate kids.
    Most people don't go to a forum specifically for that thing just to talk about how much they hate them.
    tumblr_mrtsmh4ckp1rv94ppo6_250.gif

    the initial post said "Why are dogs so needy"....that doesn't exactly scream "I F***ING LOVE DOGS" when you think about it...

    But even after you realized that the title was meant to be sarcastic as a funny little dog gif that had absolutely nothing to do with being "needy" was in the OP, you offered your opinion, demanded that we accept it, we accepted it, and you have continued to return with nothing more to provide than your opinion that wasn't asked for.

    OH... and researched your opinion to offer us all validation of it.

    Why do you keep coming back? :huh:

    What are you accomplishing here?


    It's personal satisfaction at this point, I can't stop laughing to be honest. You folks have made my day!

    Your life is really that boring that antagonizing perfect strangers on the internet gives you personal satisfaction?

    Sad...

    I feel sorry for the kid. Yikes.

    Me too... Far too many people worried about rescuing dogs around this place and less focused on making the world a better place for the children :)
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Hmmm, not really... the warm and friendly welcoming you wonderful folks are providing is quite entertaining.

    lol nice try, it's always the " haha I am being entertained by acting like a jackhole, while you guys just make me laugh more hahahahahahahahahahaha"............lame and every one like you trys to pull that crap...it's really that you can't leave without looking like a bigger fool.

    Yep, you're right. Hoping to become the bigger fool.. totally called it.

    you know to become the bigger fool you actually have to leave..........................sigh.........dogs are smarter than this one lady's and gentlemen. HEY that's probably why she hates them.
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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    This happens to me on a daily basis... :laugh:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    I am :) People love me, and love the fact I am not afraid to defend myself. Just because someone doesn't like something doesn't make them socially unacceptable... Dogs are the bane of my existence... public forums= public opinions... build a bridge and get over it, not everyone loves dogs!

    See you next Tuesday!

    HA!

    Double HA!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member

    I didn't write this, I just googled "I hate dogs" and quite a few websites popped up, that being one. Which just goes to show there are more than just me in the world who do not like dogs

    Yes there are those people but they did not feel the need to share with people in a thread clearly of animal lovers. You would not win an argument here, nobody really cares how you feel about dogs, and personally I find it silly that you want to express your opinion about dogs to dog lovers, they like their dogs more than they would probably ever like you.

    Perfect, Less presents to buy for at christmas! In all seriosness, does it matter if they like me? NO... Does it matter if I like dogs? NO.... Sweet jesus, when someone posts a title such as "Why are dogs needy?" is it completely out of the realm of possibility that someone could interpret that as a conversation open for debate?! Had it been titled "I LOVE DOGS, THEY ARE THE REASON I BREATHE" I would have steered clear of that bad boy indefinitely.... Geesh! But now, I find the personal attacks towards me all to prove you're a better person (than me) all because I said I hate dogs to be rather facinating... Very "GroupThink" mentatilty going on.

    But when you opened the thread and saw that people were posting cute .gif's that had dogs in them, were talking about how much they like dogs and posting pictures of their own that right there should have told you that this is a thread where animal lovers were going to be.

    And I doubt you would have steered clear of a thread that stated it was for dog lovers. Based on what you've said here and the fact that this was CLEARLY a thread about how awesome dogs are you would have charged in and said the exact same things.


    when I pressed reply there was like 2 posts, short, sweet nothing really geared towards loving dogs. By the time I typed I hated them and pressed post, there was a ton of Pictures of dogs up.... Then people started slinging insults, which is very interesting to me :)

    You were the first with the insult, so... :yawn:
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