If you don't have a beard, stay out...

AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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I moustache you a question...my beard is getting to be about two-three inches long. Do any of you use conditioner? I see that it's getting a little dry. I do have to brush my beard every morning which by the way brings me great pleasure.

I may or may not have called myself a handsome beast this morning, but that's beside the point. Please, share your caveman secrets.

If you have a beard *nods head* in approval.

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  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    I used conditioner on mine when it got to that point to help soften it up a bit.

    Try different things to see what works for you. I know some guys who put lotion in their beard, or leave-in conditioner.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Ooops wrong room *****slowly backs out....nothing to see here.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    My 'stache wins.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    My 'stache wins.
    Oh, definitely sexy!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    How to Shave your Beard like a Man...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZB8HRrJ0KM
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    My 'stache wins.

    Yeah, I approve. Someday you'll have a full beard my young Jedi.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    How to Shave your Beard like a Man...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZB8HRrJ0KM

    Exactly....haha.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    You can't tell me how to live my life.
  • wannaBrunnner81
    wannaBrunnner81 Posts: 107 Member
    I grow my goatee into a full beard in the winter...got to go for the grizzlie adams look. I do use conditioner in my mine other wise it does get really course and it will itch. As it gets longer you have to keep up the grooming, trim the stache hairs and brush it, wash your face after you eat etc
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    I comb mine all the time. It is getting longer and looks a little ratty. WIll try conditioner and let you know. It's longer now than in my pic.
  • joesimtre
    joesimtre Posts: 48 Member
    Man coconut oil.. It's the best thing for taming a beard. It works wonders

    read about it in mens health.. Tried it and it works..

    google it.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    No. My wife likes the way my natural beard feels on her thighs.
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
    Former bearded guy (too much gray for my taste right now, so it's clean shaven for the moment). Anyhow, yes, conditioner and regular grooming help tremendously based on my prior bearded state.
  • Rhayemun
    Rhayemun Posts: 31 Member
    Mine is short and I condition it. I use Nature's Gate(Aloe conditioner), good ole top o the head stuff. I condition my beard but not the hair on my head. Weird.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    What if somebody is a beard, can they be here?

    I'm not; I'm just asking.

    My husband had a beard for a little while this fall. He liked to use sweet almond oil on it. We also keep bees, so we have beeswax. I bet the two of those mixed together would make excellent mustache wax.

    And another thing, why does everybody hate on the full 70's mustache? I personally love it! Ron Swanson for President!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Bearded clams can coat your beard in a glossy krispy kreme donut like condition. Preserves it better than embalming fluid in a corpse, and smells good to boot.

    Might you sell me some of your gloss? How much for a 2oz bottle?
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Man coconut oil.. It's the best thing for taming a beard. It works wonders

    read about it in mens health.. Tried it and it works..

    google it.

    Bro...I don't want to smell like cocoa butter. Them old black lady's already can't get enough of me as it is. Is there a no scent coconut oil product? Someone send me a let me google that for you link please.
  • BenjaminMFP88
    BenjaminMFP88 Posts: 660 Member
    Yes, I shampo and condition my beard. I have pretty coarse facial otherwise.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Yes, I shampo and condition my beard. I have pretty coarse facial otherwise.

    All I know is that your profile photo is priceless. Hold onto that one man.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    Do what I do, dip it in soup. Or I can ask Nips McGee to help you out. If you like.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    What if somebody is a beard, can they be here?

    Strokes beard in deep thought. Mind = blown.
  • 1dce
    1dce Posts: 238 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    I use shampoo/conditioner. Some stuff I use on my head. But I am down for ideas since my is coarse.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I totally used Odus' smelly expensive conditioner in the beard during November. It was awesome, that is all.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I totally used Odus' smelly expensive conditioner in the beard during November. It was awesome, that is all.

    I miss that beard :) xoxo
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    I am someone's beard...does that count?
  • Ransom_G
    Ransom_G Posts: 2,068 Member
    i condition and comb ands not even that long.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    What shave this?

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    Pffttttt
  • TriLifter
    TriLifter Posts: 1,283 Member
    In for hot beards!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I totally used Odus' smelly expensive conditioner in the beard during November. It was awesome, that is all.

    I miss that beard :) xoxo

    And I washed my nuts with this crazy bar of soap filled with gravel.
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    Warning: Don't wash nuts with crazy rock soap!

    Whadda ya mean you miss it!?!?!?

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