If you don't have a beard, stay out...

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    Get a room!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Does my stubble count?

    We're not going for sexy here, we're going for manly. GTFO.

    THEY ARE THE SAME THING

    This is about all I can manage without it being painful on my face.

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    You're just an ask-hole.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

    IxRKe0J.jpg?1

    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    Get a room!

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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

    IxRKe0J.jpg?1

    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    I got nothing.... but in order to go down swinging, I leave this for everyone's enjoyment.
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    I take one bottle into the shower. Head to foot. Taking more than one bottle into the shower is for women.

    If I could brush my teeth with it too, I would.

    I like my skin soft and I like my hair to smell good. And I want my beard to not be coarse. I'm okay with "taking" more than one bottle into the shower.
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
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    My husband conditions his when it gets too rough, but when even with daily grooming it doesn't feel right or look right, he shaves and starts over. Normally 2-3 times a year.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    Checking in....


    I keep mine trimmed pretty tight. Though during no-shave November I did use a conditioner :)
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
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    In for attractive bearded men.

    Hey ya'll.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    Man coconut oil.. It's the best thing for taming a beard. It works wonders

    read about it in mens health.. Tried it and it works..

    google it.
    Will give it a try
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    In for attractive bearded men.

    Hey ya'll.

    All beards are attractive.

    'Sup.
  • the_green_midget
    the_green_midget Posts: 80 Member
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    My boyfriend has an epic beard and the only product he uses on it is a special beard oil. Right now he uses "Wild Man" which we got on Etsy (https://www.etsy.com/listing/79196292/man-gift-beard-conditioner-oil-wild-man), but he's also used Moroccan oil (also called argan oil), which is quite nice.
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
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    Well I am embarrassed to say, I have to blow dry mine every morning, but oh it is super sexy if I do say so myself! No conditioner, but that is a thought....
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Well I am embarrassed to say, I have to blow dry mine every morning, but oh it is super sexy if I do say so myself! No conditioner, but that is a thought....

    The last few days I've noticed drops falling out of my beard when I get to work int he morning. I forget that I now have to towel dry my beard. I foresee blow drying in my future. I approve sir.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
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    Well I am embarrassed to say, I have to blow dry mine every morning, but oh it is super sexy if I do say so myself! No conditioner, but that is a thought....
    Shouldn't be embarrassed at all. That is one quality chin wig. Well done.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    you're so handsome with or without a beard. Do what you like. :)
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    Does my stubble count?

    We're not going for sexy here, we're going for manly. GTFO.

    THEY ARE THE SAME THING

    This is about all I can manage without it being painful on my face.

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    Warning! This image is Fullsterkur_woman approved. :happy:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    I'm looking forward to getting out of the navy in a month and growing the mandatory "I don't have to ****ing shave anymore" beard for at least 1 year...
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
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    beards do it better
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    I'm looking forward to getting out of the navy in a month and growing the mandatory "I don't have to ****ing shave anymore" beard for at least 1 year...
    Just don't try starting it early if whoever has to sign off is a d!ck. They wouldn't let my husband cross the quarterdeck until he shaved off his non-reg sideburns. You know, just so he wouldn't forget what it's like to get the big dry jammie once he was a civilian again.
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
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    Getting there

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