If you don't have a beard, stay out...

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  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    NO! NO SHAVE!

    YOU NO SHAVE IT!!!!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I totally used Odus' smelly expensive conditioner in the beard during November. It was awesome, that is all.

    I miss that beard :) xoxo

    And I washed my nuts with this crazy bar of soap filled with gravel.
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    Warning: Don't wash nuts with crazy rock soap!

    Whadda ya mean you miss it!?!?!?

    I bet going hunting with that stuff in your beard will lure all kinds of nasty little critters.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Totally good with scruffy. If I had a beard, I would use product, for sure!
  • jollyoldgeezer
    jollyoldgeezer Posts: 5
    "Thanks bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to HANG on to!"
    - Lord Flashheart

    Guess it works both ways - and real men don't cry... much. :p

    As for the topic question - use olive oil, but leave it in for half a day or so. It works :)
  • molonlabe762
    molonlabe762 Posts: 411 Member
    Ive been conditioning mine. Helps keep it soft for the wife and keeps my skin fromy drying out underneath
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    NO! NO SHAVE!

    YOU NO SHAVE IT!!!!

    You are a wise, wise woman. I think I'll listen to you.
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    NO! NO SHAVE!

    YOU NO SHAVE IT!!!!

    You are a wise, wise woman. I think I'll listen to you.

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    :wink:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    luckily PCOS gives me the right to be in here!

    RUNS AMUCK...AMUCK...AMUCK...AMUCK!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    I approve.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I totally used Odus' smelly expensive conditioner in the beard during November. It was awesome, that is all.

    I miss that beard :) xoxo

    And I washed my nuts with this crazy bar of soap filled with gravel.
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    Warning: Don't wash nuts with crazy rock soap!

    Whadda ya mean you miss it!?!?!?

    I won't lie... I do have really weird soaps. The black one with the stuff in it is great for my skin, though :)

    The lavender one smells soooo nice.

    The goats milk soap is extremely soothing for these dry winters.

    And the Dove... well... I don't know why that's in there.




    And I miss the beard :) I like you scruffy. You know this.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    luckily PCOS gives me the right to be in here!

    RUNS AMUCK...AMUCK...AMUCK...AMUCK!


    All that damn prancing around in my thread. GTFO.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Does my stubble count?
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  • elisabeisme
    elisabeisme Posts: 308 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    What shave this?

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    Pffttttt

    nice beard, but 3 inches?

    THIS is a 3 inch beard http://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/top-stories/earls-barton-s-father-christmas-to-retire-1-5730853
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Does my stubble count?

    We're not going for sexy here, we're going for manly. GTFO.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    What shave this?

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    Pffttttt

    nice beard, but 3 inches?

    THIS is a 3 inch beard http://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/top-stories/earls-barton-s-father-christmas-to-retire-1-5730853

    Mine is coarse and curly, just measured it. It's exactly 2". My mistake ladies. It's only three inches. I won't tickle your knees while scuba diving.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    What shave this?

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    Pffttttt

    nice beard, but 3 inches?

    THIS is a 3 inch beard http://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/top-stories/earls-barton-s-father-christmas-to-retire-1-5730853

    Man math...duh!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    Awwww hell...this is about to get good.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

    IxRKe0J.jpg?1

    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Yep. I use Shampoo and Conditioner.
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    I do not have one myself, however my ex-hubby and now my son both do. The ex-hubby used to do a comb in conditioner, it really made a HUGE difference.

    My son does conditioner once a week, and then a hot oil treatment once a month. Works very nicely.... also gives it an extra nice shine :wink:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Does my stubble count?

    We're not going for sexy here, we're going for manly. GTFO.

    THEY ARE THE SAME THING

    This is about all I can manage without it being painful on my face.

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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

    IxRKe0J.jpg?1

    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I take one bottle into the shower. Head to foot. Taking more than one bottle into the shower is for women.

    If I could brush my teeth with it too, I would.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

    IxRKe0J.jpg?1

    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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