If you don't have a beard, stay out...

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    Get a room!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Does my stubble count?

    We're not going for sexy here, we're going for manly. GTFO.

    THEY ARE THE SAME THING

    This is about all I can manage without it being painful on my face.

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    You're just an ask-hole.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    Get a room!

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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I use whatever bodywash I have at the time for head to toe. I don't use any conditioner because I'm not a 12 yr old girl.

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    You're lookin great, Collins!

    Makes BF shave his beard, then turns around and tells dude with beard he looks great. SMH. SMH. SMH.

    I did NOT make him shave his beard! Not. At. All.
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    I got nothing.... but in order to go down swinging, I leave this for everyone's enjoyment.
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I take one bottle into the shower. Head to foot. Taking more than one bottle into the shower is for women.

    If I could brush my teeth with it too, I would.

    I like my skin soft and I like my hair to smell good. And I want my beard to not be coarse. I'm okay with "taking" more than one bottle into the shower.
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    My husband conditions his when it gets too rough, but when even with daily grooming it doesn't feel right or look right, he shaves and starts over. Normally 2-3 times a year.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    Checking in....


    I keep mine trimmed pretty tight. Though during no-shave November I did use a conditioner :)
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    In for attractive bearded men.

    Hey ya'll.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    Man coconut oil.. It's the best thing for taming a beard. It works wonders

    read about it in mens health.. Tried it and it works..

    google it.
    Will give it a try
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    In for attractive bearded men.

    Hey ya'll.

    All beards are attractive.

    'Sup.
  • the_green_midget
    the_green_midget Posts: 80 Member
    My boyfriend has an epic beard and the only product he uses on it is a special beard oil. Right now he uses "Wild Man" which we got on Etsy (https://www.etsy.com/listing/79196292/man-gift-beard-conditioner-oil-wild-man), but he's also used Moroccan oil (also called argan oil), which is quite nice.
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    Well I am embarrassed to say, I have to blow dry mine every morning, but oh it is super sexy if I do say so myself! No conditioner, but that is a thought....
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Well I am embarrassed to say, I have to blow dry mine every morning, but oh it is super sexy if I do say so myself! No conditioner, but that is a thought....

    The last few days I've noticed drops falling out of my beard when I get to work int he morning. I forget that I now have to towel dry my beard. I foresee blow drying in my future. I approve sir.
  • sklarbodds
    sklarbodds Posts: 608 Member
    Well I am embarrassed to say, I have to blow dry mine every morning, but oh it is super sexy if I do say so myself! No conditioner, but that is a thought....
    Shouldn't be embarrassed at all. That is one quality chin wig. Well done.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    you're so handsome with or without a beard. Do what you like. :)
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Does my stubble count?

    We're not going for sexy here, we're going for manly. GTFO.

    THEY ARE THE SAME THING

    This is about all I can manage without it being painful on my face.

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    Warning! This image is Fullsterkur_woman approved. :happy:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    I'm looking forward to getting out of the navy in a month and growing the mandatory "I don't have to ****ing shave anymore" beard for at least 1 year...
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    beards do it better
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I'm looking forward to getting out of the navy in a month and growing the mandatory "I don't have to ****ing shave anymore" beard for at least 1 year...
    Just don't try starting it early if whoever has to sign off is a d!ck. They wouldn't let my husband cross the quarterdeck until he shaved off his non-reg sideburns. You know, just so he wouldn't forget what it's like to get the big dry jammie once he was a civilian again.
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    Getting there
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    No. My wife likes the way my natural beard feels on her thighs.
    funny she said the same thing to me
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    No. My wife likes the way my natural beard feels on her thighs.


    wow, that made me woozy

    think it's time for someone to grow out his goatee
  • lpshizza
    lpshizza Posts: 30 Member
    Use Wen as a leave in....should soften it right up
  • 1dce
    1dce Posts: 238 Member
    3 inches you say..... my vote is to shave :D

    What shave this?

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    Pffttttt
    lol yessssssss that shave it lol
  • GuateMamaX2
    GuateMamaX2 Posts: 9
    My husband's beard was LONG when he had to shave to go back to being a paramedic/firefighter. I cried. He used shampoo and conditioner in it!

    I love beards.... I miss it. :(
  • tattygun
    tattygun Posts: 447 Member
    I made the mistake of trying to trim my beard with hair clippers. It didn't work, it looked scruffy. I had to shave it off. I'm sad.
  • DaWayne360
    DaWayne360 Posts: 261 Member
    Conditioner is a must for maintaining a well groomed beard.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Being a Man, of course I'm not bright enough to properly groom myself.

    About every couple weeks my youngest daughter takes it upon herself to straddle me on the couch, while I'm trying to watch television, and tweeze, pluck and clip my beard, nose hair, ear hair and neck hair.

    Seem's like I can grow hair everywhere but the top of my head. If she didn't get my ears, they would be like curb feelers (for those of you old enough to know what curb feelers were).
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I moustache you a question...my beard is getting to be about two-three inches long. Do any of you use conditioner?

    First, size doesn't matter.

    Second, I wash and condition my beard daily. It can dry out.
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    I have grown a full beard for Christmas (what? I want to look like Santa...) but have had a goatee for much longer...

    I would say:

    a) Let it grow sufficiently before clipping
    b) then clip using a decent beard trimmer
    c) when you are in the shower washing your hair use the same shampoo / conditioner on your beard
    d) when you are moisturising your skin then use a little on the beard as well
    e) tell people to keep their grubby hands off it - it seems like if you have a nice beard people think it is public property and try to stroke it without prior permission!

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