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  • Shreddingitnow
    Shreddingitnow Posts: 37
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    This is not my real profile :p

    So what is?
    Y u always after me! Lol
  • starlaca
    starlaca Posts: 779 Member
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    Forgive me for I have sinned. When I know a telemarketer is calling me, I answer the phone and make myself sound deathly sick. I think I have scared many away.
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
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    Haven't logged in a few days, and have no desire to until after Christmas. I can tell I'm wickedly undereating because of the way my body is feeling, and just don't want to see how badly I really am doing so.

    I really really really want to do some upper body weights. Can't for another couple weeks until I get clearance, but I'm beyond tempted to just do it anyways.
  • amaysngrace
    amaysngrace Posts: 742 Member
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    I had breakfast around 3 pm today, the latest I've ever ate breakfast. I had lunch around 7 pm and then dinner at 8 pm.
    I still have on my pajamas and I've had them on all day.
    I have not met a decent man since I've lost weight.
  • amaysngrace
    amaysngrace Posts: 742 Member
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    Since I closed out my diary, I ate some trail mix, pepperidge farm goldfish and a cookie. I'm not logging it.

    Haha! I had eggnog and didn't realize it was 500 calories a cup. I split the calories in half and logged it in today's diary and a diary from another day, to not feel so bad. I wasn't ready to give up calories for the day I had actually drunk it, so I charged it to the future!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
  • 1ZenGirl
    1ZenGirl Posts: 432 Member
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    Peanut Butter Cups---nuff said....
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Since I closed out my diary, I ate some trail mix, pepperidge farm goldfish and a cookie. I'm not logging it.

    Haha! I had eggnog and didn't realize it was 500 calories a cup. I split the calories in half and logged it in today's diary and a diary from another day, to not feel so bad. I wasn't ready to give up calories for the day I had actually drunk it, so I charged it to the future!

    I almost had eggnog today too. I looked and saw it was 200 calories per half cup and did this face: :noway:
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    I slept with my sister's husband.
    But we're twins, so isn't it the same thing as when he sleeps with her?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I have gas and i almost never fart. Must have been the goldfish.
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
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    I haven't exercised all week. But I have an excuse, I've been sick :/
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
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    I slept with my sister's husband.
    But we're twins, so isn't it the same thing as when he sleeps with her?

    I'm voting this one best post so far.... lol
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    I wonder what Unicorns_Dont_Exist's almost 1200 posts in 3 weeks are about.

    I hate Christmas.

    I wonder why everyone thinks I'm an @$$hole for hating Christmas, when all I see here are posts about 'getting through' it.... and waiting for it to be over.....
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
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    I actually am Santa Claus
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I often wonder what life would be like if I was better looking.
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
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    I'm going to bed without checking the naughty list
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
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    I put off christmas shopping until today and as a result, ate out for two meals, and didn't get my pump in.
  • romanaXOX
    romanaXOX Posts: 400 Member
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    I was going to go to the gym today but decided to have a bubble bath instead lol
  • MileHighFitness
    MileHighFitness Posts: 2,298 Member
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    Saw walley shopping today and stalked her for thirty minutes
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
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    Purposely spent 30 minutes looking at yeast infection cream just to freak my stalker out

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