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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    I stunk up the women's washroom and then joined in with the other women when they were complaining about how disgusting it was.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I stunk up the woman's washroom and then joined in with the other woman when they were complaining about how disgusting it was.

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  • starlaca
    starlaca Posts: 779 Member
    I have trust issues with dairy. :sick:
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
    Lol.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!
    Lol. I like you :)
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
    :)
  • KelGen02
    KelGen02 Posts: 668 Member
    Confessions:

    * I am waaay over eating during this holiday season and I really don't care right now. :mad:
    * I am at work on MFP because I really do care that I am eating waaaay tooo much during the holiday season ; ) :sad:
    * I have no will power right now, as I eat my 3rd tootsie roll :tongue:

    Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays my friends... :flowerforyou:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!


    awwwww....drinking and driving...how cute.
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    I hit the gym this morning and lsot track of time, came into work late and blamed it on the buses. Muahaha >=]
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
    Confessions:

    * I am waaay over eating during this holiday season and I really don't care right now. :mad:
    * I am at work on MFP because I really do care that I am eating waaaay tooo much during the holiday season ; ) :sad:
    * I have no will power right now, as I eat my 3rd tootsie roll :tongue:

    Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays my friends... :flowerforyou:

    I've had like eight cups of coffee already this morning and I am sitting at my desk trying to decide what I can do to burn off this energy......while eating tootsie rolls as well!! I'm super hyper now!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I stunk up the women's washroom and then joined in with the other women when they were complaining about how disgusting it was.


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  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
    :)
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!


    awwwww....drinking and driving...how cute.

    I agree, this is a really cute story. It would have been totes hilar if you had killed someone driving home. I mean OMG the hilar.
  • rugbyphreak
    rugbyphreak Posts: 509 Member
    I bought a super cute pin up style dress for this weekend. I ordered it online and it's not here yet. I'm super nervous that it won't fit right or that I'll look like an idiot...

    I used most of my calories on Saturday for alcohol.

    I've been chugging water all day to make myself think I'm not hungry. It's not working and I really have to pee.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!


    awwwww....drinking and driving...how cute.

    ACTUALLY there wasn't much drinking and driving.

    Can't be serious.

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  • amcsouth
    amcsouth Posts: 283 Member
    *The main reason I get on the elliptical is because I get to gym at the same time the swim squad starts. This means lots of ripped guys in speedos. :wink:
    * I just drank most of the bottle of wine I got my dad for Christmas. The only reason I stopped was because it's more expensive than what I normally drink.
    *I'm going to start on another bottle just now
    *I just ate a whole lot of chips as well as peanuts + raisins before dinner. Yes, I'm still going to eat dinner :laugh:

    That's all I can think of right now :smile:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!


    awwwww....drinking and driving...how cute.

    ACTUALLY there wasn't much drinking and driving.

    Can't be serious.

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    Why are you getting defensive? It was only a little drinking and driving, what is the worst that could happen....

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  • willrun4bagels
    willrun4bagels Posts: 838 Member
    I'm at work right now but I'm not actually working. :glasses:
  • meb0407
    meb0407 Posts: 492
    I still have a ton of crap to do, but I'm wasting the day away reading other people's MFP posts and posting back...

    I've crapped twice in less than 12hrs... musta been from the long drive home...

    I really don't feel like being holly or jolly on Christmas... I just wanna sleep
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm at work right now but I'm not actually working. :glasses:
    You and me both, sister. I need a new job.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!


    awwwww....drinking and driving...how cute.

    I agree, this is a really cute story. It would have been totes hilar if you had killed someone driving home. I mean OMG the hilar.

    ZOMG i kno! but i didnt, so wutevar!
    i posted my parking job to my insta!

    FOLLOW ME PLZ!!

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  • willrun4bagels
    willrun4bagels Posts: 838 Member
    I'm at work right now but I'm not actually working. :glasses:
    You and me both, sister. I need a new job.

    Haha nice!! I actually enjoy my job for the most part... but just wishing I was at home right now instead of sitting here for a few more hours :)
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
    I just spent the last hour and a half trying to get a hair cut and stopped at Men's Wearhouse...during work. Whoops.
  • happysherri
    happysherri Posts: 1,360 Member
    I haven't been logging all my food lately. (but maintaining my weight so far)
    I have to work today and am doing some net surfing in between.
    I have been motivational to my MFP friends but am not starting back up on my exercise until after the Christmas crap is done.

    After buying half of my kids gifts (half the budget I set), I got lazy and am wrapping the rest of the money up in a box for each of them. (but I'm sure they'll like getting money. they're 16yrs and 14yrs old)

    :-)
  • bluestarlight19
    bluestarlight19 Posts: 419 Member
    I confess:
    I've gained 20lbs this year since stopping breastfeeding. I've been hanging around here since January but have struggled to really get going on losing weight. But! I have gained a good bunch of my muscle strength back after a losing a ton on bed rest during my pregnancy with the little one.

    I'm having a harder time dealing with the death of my father, who died 2 months ago, than I'm letting on. Most of the time I'm ok, I have my girls and husband to distract me and my mom to help, but sometimes it jumps out at me and out of nowhere.

    ~Also....I spend a lot of time on here at work....and I almost none at home, though I just got the app so that will change as soon as I figure out how to use the new fangled thing...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I'm at work right now but I'm not actually working. :glasses:
    You and me both, sister. I need a new job.

    Haha nice!! I actually enjoy my job for the most part... but just wishing I was at home right now instead of sitting here for a few more hours :)
    Oh, well. Then we should TOTALLY trade jobs! I'm sitting at home, would much rather get out haha.
    Got soooo much planned for the rest of the week, though.
    1.) Gym
    2.) Gym
    3.) Gym
    4.) Uhh.. Yeah, Gym.
    5.) Gym.
    6.) Gym.

    And so on :P
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!
    Lol. I like you :)

    Yes, nothing says LOL like potentially killing someone.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!
    Lol. I like you :)

    Yes, nothing says LOL like potentially killing someone.
    Very much so.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    :)

    Too late, already quoted. Internet wins.
  • emtbabe326
    emtbabe326 Posts: 152
    I confess to telling my husband I only drank a little Saturday night...that the drunk person who parked the car in the yard (which is now stuck because we got a ton of snow) was my brother who just got home for Christmas....I swore all day Sunday I just had the flu (which the kids had just gotten over). He believed me and took care of me all day while making fun of my brother for HIS hangover. I actually drank a crap ton and took one too many shots:( LOL!

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