Adopt-A-Noob Program: Reality_Is_Harsh

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wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.

I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.

The positives I bring:

1. Better than mister_universe.

2. A lot better.

3. I have a strong grasp of nutrition and certain aspects of fitness.

4. While I am blunt and won't tolerate whiners, I do actually care if you succeed.

5. Willing to walk you through the science of why certain things work and others don't.


***Please send me a message before FR'ing me***

To those who are interested: I am not looking for someone who simply wants to be told what to do. I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. I am also looking for those with a great sense of humor as I can be crude, perverted, and love shenanigans. So if you're a prude, don't appreciate crass humor, or completely unmotivated, let's just accept that we won't work out.


Thanks to Mr. Universe for the idea.
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    Oh, sorry, misread title...
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Oh, sorry, misread title...

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.

    I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.

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    ***Please send me a message with nude before FR'ing me***

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.

    I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.

    Snip

    ***Please send me a message with nude before FR'ing me***

    Snip

    If you send a nude, you will be immediately disqualified. :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    You're already on my FL! :angry:
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    And you wonder.

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    P.S. No crazy ones
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    You're already on my FL! :angry:

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    You're already on my FL! :angry:

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  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    :laugh:

    Cheers to you for your public service :drinker:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    :laugh:

    Cheers to you for your public service :drinker:

    I spend hours helping people on the forums anyway, might as well bring a personal aspect to it. Plus, one of my best friends on here was the product of the Adopt-a-Noob program last year and she turned out terrific!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    You're already on my FL! :angry:

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    P.S. No crazy ones

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    *sitspatientlyquietlywaitingtogetpickedtryinghardtoshownosignsofcrazy*
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
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    Oh, sorry, misread title...

    As did I :flowerforyou:
    disappointed now :cry:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I disagree with points one and two. :angry:


    :bigsmile:

    Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    I disagree with points one and two. :angry:


    :bigsmile:

    Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I disagree with points one and two. :angry:


    :bigsmile:

    Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.

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    Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I disagree with points one and two. :angry:


    :bigsmile:

    Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.

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    Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
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    *Works more on his Pilates*
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I disagree with points one and two. :angry:


    :bigsmile:

    Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.

    tumblr_lun4qvdNVO1qbupz5.gif

    Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
    article-2077613-0F41CD4800000578-796_468x369.jpg

    *Works more on his Pilates*

    dang pilates works on that too? pilates really is the magic stuff.

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