Adopt-A-Noob Program: Reality_Is_Harsh
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I disagree with points one and two.
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Good to see you here...in the second best adopt-a-noob thread on MFP.
Yeah..THIS is impressive, this much...right here...
*Works more on his Pilates*
dang pilates works on that too? pilates really is the magic stuff.
Lengthens muscles I hear.0 -
Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!0 -
But why?
Is this part of some community service you must do to keep you from going to jail? Because if the alternative isn't going to jail..well..0 -
Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!
1. Mean
2. Yes and yes. It is at first.
3. He is!0 -
But why?
Is this part of some community service you must do to keep you from going to jail? Because if the alternative isn't going to jail..well..
I like helping people and I'm trying to take a narrower approach this year rather than the broad approach of helping people in forum threads.0 -
P.S. No crazy ones
Welp, I'm out. *leaves thread*0 -
Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!
STFU and get on board with the Pilates. Someone told me you need it. Oh yeah, it was you.0 -
But why?
Is this part of some community service you must do to keep you from going to jail? Because if the alternative isn't going to jail..well..
I like helping people and I'm trying to take a EASIER approach this year rather than the UNGRATEFUL NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK approach of helping people in forum threads.
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Ok, I'll bite. But I have a few questions of my own first;
1) If I ask you about a cleanse/ detox/ purge are you going to tell me what I want to hear or are you going to be mean?
2) If I want to look better do I have to exercise? And count calories? Because that sounds tedious.
3) Who is this Mr Universe that you speak of? He sounds dreamy!
STFU and get on board with the Pilates. Someone told me you need it. Oh yeah, it was you.
No, I said I needed my bones lengthened, not my muscles. And I asked you to do it for me.0 -
Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....0
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Hey, you even changed your outfit to post this
(I'm not creepy, really)0 -
Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....
Disqualified, I don't accept Mr. Universe's leftovers.0 -
Hey, you even changed your outfit to post this
(I'm not creepy, really)
Drunken NYE picture changing. It won't last. :laugh:0 -
Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
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***Please send me a message with nude before FR'ing me***
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If you send a nude, you will be immediately disqualified. :laugh:
Welp, I'm out. *leaves thread*0 -
Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
The positives I bring:
1. Better than mister_universe.
2. A lot better.
3. I have a strong grasp of nutrition and certain aspects of fitness.
4. While I am blunt and won't tolerate whiners, I do actually care if you succeed.
5. Willing to walk you through the science of why certain things work and others don't.
***Please send me a message before FR'ing me***
To those who are interested: I am not looking for someone who simply wants to be told what to do. I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. I am also looking for those with a great sense of humor as I can be crude, perverted, and love shenanigans. So if you're a prude, don't appreciate crass humor, or completely unmotivated, let's just accept that we won't work out.
Thanks to Mr. Universe for the idea.
Are you requiring spaying and neutering and/or an adoption fee?0 -
Welcome, Dear Noobs, to MFP.
I hereby volunteer my services to two (2) MFP newbies in search of help on their journey to greater health.
The positives I bring:
1. Better than mister_universe.
2. A lot better.
3. I have a strong grasp of nutrition and certain aspects of fitness.
4. While I am blunt and won't tolerate whiners, I do actually care if you succeed.
5. Willing to walk you through the science of why certain things work and others don't.
***Please send me a message before FR'ing me***
To those who are interested: I am not looking for someone who simply wants to be told what to do. I'm looking for someone who wants to become an actual part of the community, learn about nutrition, and are willing to put in the effort to achieve their goals. I am also looking for those with a great sense of humor as I can be crude, perverted, and love shenanigans. So if you're a prude, don't appreciate crass humor, or completely unmotivated, let's just accept that we won't work out.
Thanks to Mr. Universe for the idea.
Are you requiring spaying and neutering and/or an adoption fee?
Yes to spaying/neutering, and no adoption fee.0 -
Look at her form
Isn't it weak?
Wouldn't you think her training's incomplete?
Wouldn't you think she's a noob
Who has no clue
Look at the gym
Location untold
How many lifters can one small gym hold?
Looking around here you think
Wow, she's not fitting in
I've used treadmills and ellipticals aplenty
I've used stair steppers and jump ropes galore
You want DVD's?
I've got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the athletes are
I wanna look, wanna look just like them
Strutting around with those- what's the word again?
Oh-Muscles!
Cardio only gets you so far
Lifting's required for better fitness
Running around with those- what do you call 'em?
Cross trainers
The room where they lift, the room where they bench
The room where they work out just for fun
So you can see- wish I could be
Part of that world
Don't mind me, I'm just a noob with way too much time on her hands passing by0 -
P.S. No crazy ones
Two non-crazies.. Who want to be members of the community? Those exist? Do they live among the unicorns? :laugh:0 -
Can I be a noob?0
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Look at her form
Isn't it weak?
Wouldn't you think her training's incomplete?
Wouldn't you think she's a noob
Who has no clue
Look at the gym
Location untold
How many lifters can one small gym hold?
Looking around here you think
Wow, she's not fitting in
I've used treadmills and ellipticals aplenty
I've used stair steppers and jump ropes galore
You want DVD's?
I've got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the athletes are
I wanna look, wanna look just like them
Strutting around with those- what's the word again?
Oh-Muscles!
Cardio only gets you so far
Lifting's required for better fitness
Running around with those- what do you call 'em?
Cross trainers
The room where they lift, the room where they bench
The room where they work out just for fun
So you can see- wish I could be
Part of that world
Don't mind me, I'm just a noob with way too much time on her hands passing by
Yeah, but that's pretty darn good, I think! :flowerforyou:0
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