Adopt-A-Noob Program: Reality_Is_Harsh

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Glad to see you follwed through with it T!

    I copied and changed yours as a template for mine. I would have had mine up earlier, but, naptime hit unexpectedly.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    And I got my first negative message!!! Let's see how many more silly, hateful people I get. :laugh:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    And I got my first negative message!!! Let's see how many more silly, hateful people I get. :laugh:

    What?? Unbelievable. People, this guy knows what he is doing AND talking about. Jump at the chance to pick his brain I tell you! :drinker:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
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    Glad to see you follwed through with it T!

    I copied and changed yours as a template for mine. I would have had mine up earlier, but, naptime hit unexpectedly.

    :laugh: :yawn:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Look at her form
    Isn't it weak?
    Wouldn't you think her training's incomplete?
    Wouldn't you think she's a noob
    Who has no clue
    Look at the gym
    Location untold
    How many lifters can one small gym hold?
    Looking around here you think
    Wow, she's not fitting in
    I've used treadmills and ellipticals aplenty
    I've used stair steppers and jump ropes galore
    You want DVD's?
    I've got twenty
    But who cares?
    No big deal
    I want more

    I wanna be where the athletes are
    I wanna look, wanna look just like them
    Strutting around with those- what's the word again?
    Oh-Muscles!

    Cardio only gets you so far
    Lifting's required for better fitness
    Running around with those- what do you call 'em?
    Cross trainers

    The room where they lift, the room where they bench
    The room where they work out just for fun
    So you can see- wish I could be
    Part of that world

    Don't mind me, I'm just a noob with way too much time on her hands passing by

    I've never wanted a noob more than this one. *faints*

    This feels like The Voice. Christina lucks into an awesome noob talent. :grumble:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    And I got my first negative message!!! Let's see how many more silly, hateful people I get. :laugh:

    Wow. And what's even funnier is that they couldn't put their opinions here.
  • nickylee76
    nickylee76 Posts: 629 Member
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    Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....

    Disqualified, I don't accept Mr. Universe's leftovers. :angry:


    :( Leftovers are always best the next day!!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    And I got my first negative message!!! Let's see how many more silly, hateful people I get. :laugh:

    Wow. And what's even funnier is that they couldn't put their opinions here.

    Cowardice usually occurs in the shadows.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....

    Disqualified, I don't accept Mr. Universe's leftovers. :angry:


    :( Leftovers are always best the next day!!

    Are you a pot of chili? ARE YOU?!
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
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    10/10 Would share burger with.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....

    Disqualified, I don't accept Mr. Universe's leftovers. :angry:


    :( Leftovers are always best the next day!!

    Are you a pot of chili? ARE YOU?!

    I think she was talking about Pizza.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Look at her form
    Isn't it weak?
    Wouldn't you think her training's incomplete?
    Wouldn't you think she's a noob
    Who has no clue
    Look at the gym
    Location untold
    How many lifters can one small gym hold?
    Looking around here you think
    Wow, she's not fitting in
    I've used treadmills and ellipticals aplenty
    I've used stair steppers and jump ropes galore
    You want DVD's?
    I've got twenty
    But who cares?
    No big deal
    I want more

    I wanna be where the athletes are
    I wanna look, wanna look just like them
    Strutting around with those- what's the word again?
    Oh-Muscles!

    Cardio only gets you so far
    Lifting's required for better fitness
    Running around with those- what do you call 'em?
    Cross trainers

    The room where they lift, the room where they bench
    The room where they work out just for fun
    So you can see- wish I could be
    Part of that world

    Don't mind me, I'm just a noob with way too much time on her hands passing by

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Look at her form
    Isn't it weak?
    Wouldn't you think her training's incomplete?
    Wouldn't you think she's a noob
    Who has no clue
    Look at the gym
    Location untold
    How many lifters can one small gym hold?
    Looking around here you think
    Wow, she's not fitting in
    I've used treadmills and ellipticals aplenty
    I've used stair steppers and jump ropes galore
    You want DVD's?
    I've got twenty
    But who cares?
    No big deal
    I want more

    I wanna be where the athletes are
    I wanna look, wanna look just like them
    Strutting around with those- what's the word again?
    Oh-Muscles!

    Cardio only gets you so far
    Lifting's required for better fitness
    Running around with those- what do you call 'em?
    Cross trainers

    The room where they lift, the room where they bench
    The room where they work out just for fun
    So you can see- wish I could be
    Part of that world

    Don't mind me, I'm just a noob with way too much time on her hands passing by

    elf-i-m-in-love_o_gifsoup-com.gif

    Ry, I don't suppose that's your wife, is it? :laugh:
  • nickylee76
    nickylee76 Posts: 629 Member
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    Lol well I guess if I don't get adopted by Mr Universe there's always #2....

    Disqualified, I don't accept Mr. Universe's leftovers. :angry:


    :( Leftovers are always best the next day!!

    Are you a pot of chili? ARE YOU?!

    I think she was talking about Pizza.

    Pizza is best leftover cold.... I'm not cold... :flowerforyou:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    Look at her form
    Isn't it weak?
    Wouldn't you think her training's incomplete?
    Wouldn't you think she's a noob
    Who has no clue
    Look at the gym
    Location untold
    How many lifters can one small gym hold?
    Looking around here you think
    Wow, she's not fitting in
    I've used treadmills and ellipticals aplenty
    I've used stair steppers and jump ropes galore
    You want DVD's?
    I've got twenty
    But who cares?
    No big deal
    I want more

    I wanna be where the athletes are
    I wanna look, wanna look just like them
    Strutting around with those- what's the word again?
    Oh-Muscles!

    Cardio only gets you so far
    Lifting's required for better fitness
    Running around with those- what do you call 'em?
    Cross trainers

    The room where they lift, the room where they bench
    The room where they work out just for fun
    So you can see- wish I could be
    Part of that world

    Don't mind me, I'm just a noob with way too much time on her hands passing by

    elf-i-m-in-love_o_gifsoup-com.gif

    Ry, I don't suppose that's your wife, is it? :laugh:

    No. But potential soulmate none the less.....
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    OP, are you whierd?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    OP, are you whierd?

    Depends on who you ask.
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    Would you consider some kind of contest with mister_universe?

    You adopt 2 newbies, he adopts 2 newbies, and you see who can break both first, or something like that?

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