Why did you dump the person above you?

smokeyg01

The green headphones

NicholePotato

Does not appreciate fabulous headphones

angie007az

Made me hungry just looking at her name.

cecebrite

She always just wanted to eat potatoes...always! Lol

bigbarnold

She just HAS to have a lime in her drinks!

resistance_freak

Because he looks like Lex, and I couldn't deal with all the paparazzi

J3nnyBeanz

because his smile kept all the girls coming back

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She kept counting pennies all day.

HDHogger

He ate up all my Kibbles

1PatientBear

Wasn't housebroken

Groovyca2022

Would douse himself in Cologne daily

_NAUTILUS_

Gave me an expired yogurt for lunch

Sinisterly

Blatantly refused to hold my damned twinkie.

justadad

No chest hair

Sinisterly

No chest hair

O.o And I'm glad, considering I'm female :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

HDHogger

@jeepster no personality

Sinisterly

HE LEFT ME BARE!
No chest hair NOR personality!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

_NAUTILUS_

asked her to hold my twinkie while I fought zombies then she pushed me into the zombies and ate my twinkie.

bigbarnold

@sinisterly Found out she was talking about her BARE chest on MFP!

@nautilus Didn't have to he was eaten by Zombies!

littlebutlean

His back was hairy and he sported the wrong genitalia

V0lver

I had serious peen envy as his kept on growing bigger with every 10 lbs he lost

uconnwinsnc

I had serious peen envy as his kept on growing bigger with every 10 lbs he lost

I suspected he was cheating on me with someone who had a bigger peeenz than both of us combined.

Inner_Goddess

Too stuck on the size and not the wiggle of the worm

Groovyca2022

Ate all my chocolate truffles

COTrainer

Still whining about the Super Bowl, lol

tlcarolinagirl

Doesn't like the Cowboys!

COTrainer

Sees the world from a different point of view

Groovyca2022

Couldn't keep up with me.

COTrainer

Stole my skittles

jenn2375

All that body armor just kept gettin in my way