Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
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    When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
    @Djinn.
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    I realized I was dating an anime
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
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    When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
    @Djinn.


    Umm.....it was a SWAN dress, not a flamingo.
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
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    She bit her toe nails!
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Has a foot fetish
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
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    When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
    @Djinn.


    Umm.....it was a SWAN dress, not a flamingo.
    Because she was critical of my indifference to bird species.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    CRUSHED my dreams of becoming an acrobat!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
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    She wanted to be an acrobat. Lol
  • victal
    victal Posts: 1,375 Member
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    too serious
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    too overpowering, why did you always pin me down? :(
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
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    :laugh:
    When I went to her door to pick her up, she was wearing an exact replica of Bjork's flamingo dress.
    @Djinn.


    Umm.....it was a SWAN dress, not a flamingo.
    Because she was critical of my indifference to bird species.


    Lolz! :laugh: :laugh:
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    too bendy
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    saw an episode of extreme attraction and realized she was the girl kissing bears
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
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    too bendy
    never looked me in the eye
  • Fiery_Vixen
    Fiery_Vixen Posts: 795 Member
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    You were never really MY Chevalier :(
  • whovian67
    whovian67 Posts: 608 Member
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    Now that made me laugh.. thanks....
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    @suzie was too whimsical
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Smacked me with a twinkie and told me that the cream filling wasn't enough for their satisfaction!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Lovely_77
    Lovely_77 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    was extremely obsessed with twinkies, you should have seen her when hostess went out of business. YIKES
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
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    Refused to strut in heels when nude

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