Why did you dump the person above you?

PghPensFan69

She wanted to use my body for laundry instead of sex

tlangenfeld

it was a bad dream

darkon

She didn't like my car

KrysBlaze

He said my NINJA 850 wasn't a "real" bike!!! :-(

Groovyca2022

She cheated on me with her yoga instructor

V0lver

bought me a chastity c0ck cage on our anniversary

Kr1ptonite

Wanted me to wear the chastity **** cage

missdibs1

He ran off with the maid!

sassypants0923

Her cat kept coming between us

darkon

She didn't love me anymore

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lorenacoy9

I imagined the person extremly hairy trying to look sexy with chips n moles on their body saying to come n take em

avalonms

She started speaking exclusively in Shakespearean English.

lorenacoy9

Ate me lucky charms n left me to starv just looking at em eating me charms!

tosullivan

started talking about lucky charms....I'm Irish, come on. We dont all talk like leprechauns!!!!

Its a sensitive subject ;-)

tlangenfeld

to sensitive

Tryxxie2013

Was always giving me "the look"

tlangenfeld

accused me of giving her "the look"

DWW529

Kept using my mascarra.

tosullivan

thought I was too sensitive when in fact it was the other way around

EllieSenra

Wasn't sensitive at all!

_Calypso_

Didn't care about my allergies - always bringing flowers into the house!! *aaaahhhh- chooooo**

funforsports

Asked me to replace all the flowers with diamond earrings.

Beastmaster50

Didn't like the flowers I brought home

Chieflrg

Muscle failure of trying to keep up "Bad *kitten*" status.

EllieSenra

Kept accidentally breaking my ribs every time he hugged me!

jjennyb4

She was way prettier than me

abuck_13

looks better in eye black than I do

tlangenfeld

played hockey in the house one to many times

_Calypso_

Didn't let me play sports in the house