Why did you dump the person above you?

tlangenfeld

all he wanted to do was fight

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was a lover not a fighter.

Lovely_77

he was a fighter not a lover

AshleyM71

Guys asked her to dance over me

Kr1ptonite

Wanted other guys to dance with her instead of me

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wouldn't dance with me.

Cranquistador

He smelled like fritos.

tlangenfeld

not into women

HDHogger

she was a lover not a fighter

tlangenfeld

he went snowboarding with out me

Inner_Goddess

I like men

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She liked other men.

littlebutlean

Dumped him cause he was physically abusive

Cranquistador

he sold my pictures on the interwebs

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She spent more time on the interwebs.

tlangenfeld

how many times do I have to break up with fattyman

Groovyca2022

Total tease....

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

My fav: "It was all a dream"

Groovyca2022

fatty...don't take this wrong but "stfu"....go back to sleep. lol

ThinkInOregon

@fattyman Dreamed about other women, and not me...

Cranquistador

dating a cartoon was too difficult

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

spent more time on the lovely legs.

Fiery_Vixen

She wouldn't shut up about the cornhuskers

Grrrr....I fraking HATE football!!!

@fattyman007 Still scares me :P

(UPDATE: I just now saw on my Doctor Who thread that he MAY have been converted into a Whovian so I took him back! )

HDHogger

the cost of fresh flowers for her hair every morning was bankrupting me

Groovyca2022

He would eat all my chocolate kisses

TheLadyBane

She looks better in my clothes than I do...

PghPensFan69

She tried to shoot me with an arrow

Groovyca2022

wouldn't let me use abs to wash my clothes on...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She dumped me.

Groovyca2022

She dumped me.

Oh quit your *****in...and get back in bed...lol...just kidding....