Why did you dump the person above you?

Mummysskinnymission

She cheated with my brother

FloyMcCaudie

Kept *****ing about my *kitten* being small:/

TamTastic

Never appreciated me! lol

FloyMcCaudie

Man I am pretty..

Kept looking at other chicks butts:-//

V0lver

would always buy condoms from the 99 cent store

Gameofthrone

Would leave all responsibilities of protection on me :explode:

FloyMcCaudie

Baby others dont have your size:-//

Died in fight with persians -_-

lovejulez03

Kept arguing that he had better cleavage then me. And threw a tantrum when I proved him wrong.

glenmchale

kept showing her breasts off to all and sundry

twiggypal

because of his cow eyes. I couldn't take it man.

riouxha

cause he never puts pants on

gmthisfeller

Didn't really understand the whole metro-sexual thing.

twiggypal

cause he never puts pants on

you say it like its a bad thing haha

lovejulez03

Because he always tried to put it right in my face...it scared me

Mummysskinnymission

Loved himself more than me

Kr1ptonite

Kept taking selfies

gmthisfeller

Wouldn't buy his own camera.

lovejulez03

Had way too many cameras

glenmchale

didnt like her picture being taken so pulled crazy faces all the time

Mummysskinnymission

All he did was stare

glenmchale

lost too many staring competitions

slr90

He wouldn't let me wear his hat

Mummysskinnymission

Her belly was better than minee

glenmchale

her aura was too firey

dvonic

His hair was too long

lovejulez03

He didn't rescue me when I was about to drown

jkandktmom

She didn't want to swim with me.

_Calypso_

Always at the office!

Apollonious26

We humped too much...never got anything done

DreamOfSunshine

He was just too good for me so I thought... if I don't he will ..