Why did you dump the person above you?

laynerich15

wrong section

chette78

never laughed at my jokes!

mandella222

Decided I like guys lol

logicman69

She kept bugging me about my flossing habits.

Saucy_lil_Minx

He kept popping a guitar string every time he would serenade me.

mandella222

She kept bugging me about my flossing habits.

Lmao his bad flossing habits

FloyMcCaudie

Didnt do the walk of shame right.

Kr1ptonite

Refused to stop flexing and got stuck in that pose

lovejulez03

Has more tattoos then I do

Saucy_lil_Minx

Has a cat I'm allergic to!

eaydh1

Our passion - the flame that it is - burnt too bright and thus died too fast

Saucy_lil_Minx

Looked better in bright neon paint then me!

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Attend mieux en néon brillant peinture puis moi !

Gameofthrone

turned everything into a competition

liormintz

Judging too much

RunnerStephe

No boobs

NoMoreStretchyPants

He's prettier than me.

wildrose53

Because she wouldn't let me wear stretchy pants

HughJerektion

Wouldn't let me piitb

hellakellasee

too immature

Muldactus

Wasn't romantic enough.

sunshinesquared

He never smiled!

Muldactus

She was too demanding - kept demanding that I smile. Bah humbug!

sunshinesquared

We couldn't agree on anything after he accused me of being too demanding!

ImaWaterBender

I was blinded by the light.

Manic5781

She was always starring at me like she was mad at me. :-)

horsewhisper91

Didn't like how I disappeared a lot during the day.

Muldactus

Didn't like how I disappeared a lot during the day.

She's Superwoman. I felt unworthy.

ImaWaterBender

I ran his hat through the dryer, he chased me with a pitchfork!

Manic5781

Couldn't understand what she was saying cuz she talked with her hand in front of her mouth

ImaWaterBender

FINE!