Why did you dump the person above you?

BettyandVeronica

Objected to me serving Lapin stew at our engagement party :<

asaw00

Hogged the remote

Pinkee33

Kept hiding from meh ????

solarpower03

refused to be my sub

PapaverSomniferum

kept lifting his shirt up everywhere. it got awkward.

FloyMcCaudie

Kept makin wierd emo faces like that

TheyCallMeMISTERChace

Kept trying to have flex offs with me in public,

chrisjac2000

Wouldn't keep his shirt buttoned up

vanillacoffee

Spent twice as much time in the bathroom as me

GorgeousMani

all she cared about was that damn cat.

TamTastic

She said I was a bed hog. Took covers.

Manic5781

Because she totally is a bed hog ;p

emeraldeyes_bc

Hogged the entire tattoo budget

chrisjac2000

Because she can lift more than me

TamTastic

He forgot my bday

chrisjac2000

She kept thinking I would forget her birthday. How could I??

emeraldeyes_bc

He has Better abs than I do

StacyRenee77

Her hair was longer than mine

TamTastic

Kept beating me at Chess

Noogynoogs

She is slimmer than me

sunshinesquared

I hate chess!

StacyRenee77

Had sexier legs

emeraldeyes_bc

We have too many kids

Manic5781

Had too many kids in a prior relationship

Groovyca2022

He acts like a cave man....tried to drag me by my hair in public....not good. Wtf!

Manic5781

She no tell Lunk when ok to pull hair. Lunk confuse. Lunk leave woman .;-p

StacyRenee77

he kept letting SBD"s in wal mart

Manic5781

She kept wearing shirts with numbers higher then I could count

StacyRenee77

He kept looking at my chest like he was counting something

Manic5781

When I kept counting the numbers on her shirt I kept getting stuck at 2 ;-p