Why did you dump the person above you?

Manic5781

And then she walked all over me ;-p

ImaWaterBender

He was never SERIOUS!

Manic5781

She was always serious

ImaWaterBender

He didn't love me! It was written all over his chest!

Manic5781

She didn't love me, cuz she didn't have it tattooed on her legs ;-p

cklbrown

He had someone else's name tattooed on his chest!

ImaWaterBender

She BIT me!

KatVarley

She turned her back on me all the time.

Manic5781

She would just smile and shake her head when I talked.

Willbenchforcupcakes

I was having a moment

Manic5781

When she came back, she had another moment.

Sinisterly

That ink intimidated me o.o

mrphil86

The bunny scurred me.

Nicolee_2014

Too young

Manic5781

She was a drawing haha

RhysWill_I_Ams

All those tattoos were fake

KatVarley

He was always in the office until late into the night.

Gameofthrone

she was always too happy. Sometimes I like getting into deep conversations without sprinkles of "happiness and love will solve aaaalll problems"

Manic5781

she accused me of breaking the buttons on her shirt ;-p

Gameofthrone

Cause he WAS loosening up my buttons babe (uh huh) and he was frontin'...about loosening up my buttons. xD

KatVarley

She was always looking down at me over her glasses in a condescending way.

littlebutlean

I was always jealous of her rocking her blue 2 piece bikini at the beach.

cklbrown

Too many ladies were ogling him at the beach!

Mummysskinnymission

She was a beautiful lady

HughJerektion

Wouldn't take off the makeup!

brabbit42069

had a small wiener

KatVarley

Because I know he'd eventually leave me for a younger girl anyway (.

chelseasans

Because she looks too amazing for her age!

Manic5781

Wouldn't stop running. I couldn't keep up.

Jonesingmucho

He wouldn't let me draw on him with a sharpie or paint his toenails or teach him my thumping cardio kickboxing moves for his next fight!