Why did you dump the person above you?
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She was always lusting after hot bods...0
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Had an unhealthy obsession with bats0
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he blew a nut lifting0
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She stole my caterpillar hair toe socks!0
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scary0
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He's still my bootycall0
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Too tall and too blonde0
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He wouldn't let me touch his big gun.0
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Well... she doesn't look alive.0
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She was constantly trying to lick my eye when I was asleep.0
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There were pieces falling off0
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had to copy me and get a side tattoo0
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She has bigger muscles then me0
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I am Not a tattoo person
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She doesn't like tattoos.0
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he didnt like it when i slaped his headf0
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he WANTED me to slap him :huh:0
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she punched me in the sack0
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Kept leaving for historical wars0
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she had a dark side0
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He's from West Virginia...his parents didn't approve of him dating outside the family.
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She stole my white bikini0
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He looks better in a bikini than I do.0
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Her back muscles put mine to shame.0
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He was too cool for me0
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Caught her sleeping with my son0
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Wouldn't let me meet his son.. 0
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She drank all my beer0
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He hid all his beer. And vodka. Party pooper.0
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Turns out she already had a hot hot man.0
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