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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • JonnyMacAwesome
    JonnyMacAwesome Posts: 770 Member
    ate my last oreo.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Had an Affair with Stacy


    Ohh wait she our third in the relationship.........LOL
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    @Jonny and it was delicious! left hair in the drain.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Had to clean out the hair in the drain, and said Hey I am not the only one with long hair!!!


    *EDIT* Oh good so we are still together?
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    @Alice
    Kept fighting over selfies
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Kept hitting on Alice!!! She's mine back off!!!


    I'm the only one allowed to date two people at once!
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    She only dates two at a time and I was #3
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    @ Nancy__ I dont like sharing! and she's already dating two more people...

    @Sdfrcf__ I didn't... you mean we are broken up?! :sad:
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    She only dates two at a time and I was #3

    You.... You I may be willing to add another to my list of complications for!!

    Shees! I may have to buy a palace to hold my growing Harem
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    I made a mistake. Come back
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I made a mistake. Come back

    Make that Two palaces!!!
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    She kept adding to her list. I felt like just another number. :sad:
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    I made a mistake. Come back

    Make that Two palaces!!!

    This is working out pretty well for me :wink: :laugh:
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    She kept adding to her list. I felt like just another number. :sad:
    Emotionally insecure about sharing =P
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    She's already a number on someone else's list...
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    I didn't break up with her. Not sure why she keeps telling everyone that.
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    still dating another woman...as am I

    It was just getting too complicated
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
    still dating another woman...as am I

    It was just getting too complicated

    She wouldn't share her other women.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    They were really possessive and kept trying to mark their territory by peeing on me.


    (Although, I really didn't mind as much as I probably should have...)
  • _Fenrir_
    _Fenrir_ Posts: 471
    She'd return home covered in blood
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    wouldn't share his french fries
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    she was already dating a woman, and a man dating a serial killer... too many
  • _Fenrir_
    _Fenrir_ Posts: 471
    she tried to suffocate me with her "kittens" lol
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,285 Member
    I didn't break up with her. Not sure why she keeps telling everyone that.


    lets kiss and make up... Mmmm ;)
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    Ugh...He was such a jerk! :wink:
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I'm sorry I have to cut down my dating pool. Apparently feelings are getting hurt. I was hoping that my harem could share, but sadly that doesn't seem to be the case :happy:
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She pulled my bra straps in jest too much!:grumble:
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    wouldnt let me pull her bra straps
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Kept asking me to wear a bra....
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    Wouldnt ever wear a bra,, wouldnt sympathize with me and see how uncomfortable they can be!
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