Why did you dump the person above you?

AlistairBernardNormal

He kept striking a crucifix pose.

twiggypal

I couldn't say his name

LegendaryOrange

He refused to let me wear a shirt.

msbunnie68

He wanted to wear shirts. All. the. time.

AlistairBernardNormal

She looked better in polka dots.

CharlieMurtagh

He was always running away

L4manski

She was too hot, couldn't stand everyone hitting on her

erinlloyd1

Kept stopping to take selfies :P

msbunnie68

He kept trying to hit me despite me telling him I am the dominator NOT the receiver.:huh:

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MzIrish

HE stole my unders

CharlieMurtagh

@meneerv ..........obviously I was drunk when i made that stupid mistake! :noway: :noway: :noway:

msbunnie68

Drunk all the time. A gal can't get no lovin' ...

lborsato1

She is a bed-hog and she snores.....

EddieHaskell97

Kept kicking msbunnie68 and I out of bed and calling us "bed-hogs."

_Tink_

I caught him in bed with msbunnie.

CharlieMurtagh

@Eddie...........he didnt like threesomes :noway: :noway:

StacyRenee77

Her eyes were to beautiful!!

BikerMan54

She was way to pretty for me.

Guns_N_Buns

too fluorescent.

TheFisherKing

Added WAY too much spice to ice cream sandwiches

L4manski

Was more metal than I am...and male

DJ7203

He took too many gym selfies! LOL j/k

jacques57

DJ: I was an idiot

CCSavage88

he blew a nut lifting

Welp there went a mouth full of coffee...hahaha

CCSavage88

DJ: I was an idiot

Spent more time doing magic then making magic .If yoooou know what I mean!

TheFisherKing

I was shallow and could not date a one eyed girl!

DBoone85

Alz he wanted me to do was 'pull his finger"

Sinisterly

Because of 85. That 85, yo.

sissiluv

@sinisterly Because they are a rabbit and I am not into that.