Why did you dump the person above you?

pmm7692

caught her eating my cookies!

fitnessbabe90

I thought those cookies are for everyone but he rather gave it to someone else so I steal some.

Phoenix__Rising

She had faster metabolism, I was always hungry. 'sigh'.
She wouldn't gain a pound, me on the other hand ..

PurringMyrrh

She burnt my water every time I asked for tea.

Phoenix__Rising

She quit purring!

MattFSATX

She wouldn't let me use her elliptical anymore

Guns_N_Buns

He wouldn't let me ride his bike.

Building_Bulk

It bothered her when I sang this is the dawning of the age of aquarius

Phoenix__Rising

He sang off key.

mstaser

Her sweater was itchy

Building_Bulk

She acted like a judge on the voice all the time

Saucy_lil_Minx

Do you see that body of water behind him?

He went all Romancing the Stone on my *kitten*, and tried to feed me to the alligators in that water!!!!

caddy365

He has all consonants in his name - couldn't pronounce it.

JamieJam1102

For being the wrong species!

Saucy_lil_Minx

He kept skipping over me!!! :grumble: :grumble: :grumble:

Damn I just messed things up with J now too b/c of him!!!

littlebutlean

Cause she spent too much time on the forums lately

glenmchale

cause he wouldnt wear clothes

Saucy_lil_Minx

Well I was going to say he lost the Super Hero Routine, but....

Glen got in the way so I dumped him :happy:

mstaser

Because she wouldn't share her harem earlier today.

StacyRenee77

he was a tease

_Tink_

He wants a harem.

wildrose53

Oh I'm too slow...lol

Because she has much better legs than me.

La_Malfaisante

She left me...

mstaser

She won't ever leave the house

hotmamajenE

he always wanted me to hang upside down

Ali_momof2

She has beautiful curls in her hair & mine is just pin straight no matter how hard I try the curls wont stay.

_Tink_

She was obsessed with hair.

CPrun1

Beat me with her heels when she got mad at me

StacyRenee77

Because I was a nerd

mstaser

Because I am a nerd and we have too much in common