Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    I couldn't!
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
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    She wouldn't.
  • knot_enough
    knot_enough Posts: 176 Member
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    we shouldn't
  • mulecanter
    mulecanter Posts: 1,792 Member
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    Wanted me to move to New Jersey.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    Ate all my jelly beans!!
  • runnergirl0721
    runnergirl0721 Posts: 2,289 Member
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    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...and it's definitely better than mine...

    ok fine i got jealous


    and that dang song is stuck in my head...
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    Because she can touch her tongue to her nose and I can't... wth!
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
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    because she can't touch her nose with her tongue.
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
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    He blindfolded me and handcuffed me to the bed naked...
    THEN LEFT ME THERE!

    My mom had to come rescue me...
    Holidays are still so awkward between her and I.
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
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    She kept taking all the bacon and saying it helped her boobies.
  • slr90
    slr90 Posts: 212 Member
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    He loves the beach and I hate the sand :/
  • ChrisThrust
    ChrisThrust Posts: 76
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    Cause she has a flatter stomach than me...
  • slr90
    slr90 Posts: 212 Member
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    Cause he looks good in sunnies...something I've never managed :p
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    She doesn't like the beach and calls sunglasses sunnies
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    F'er just wouldn't slow down enough to talk to me anymore...bye!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    Because she dumped me first. Not exactly sure how that works.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    He looks better in my hat
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    She ate the last pop tart
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
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    She stole my pop tarts
  • Xxoxo
    Xxoxo Posts: 233
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    Everytime I went to ger get a pop tart............ gone!!!! :embarassed: :frown: :noway:

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