Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • MCarbary
    MCarbary Posts: 48 Member
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    For being too sexy ;)
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    He looks better in my hat

    Wait, What? YOUR hat? No wonder I dumped you - you kept trying to steal MY hat!
  • lovejulez03
    lovejulez03 Posts: 139 Member
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    Cuz he doesn't have the moves like jagger ;)
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
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    Cause she does have the moves like Jagger
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    because he was getting too jealous of my Jagger-like moves.
  • lovejulez03
    lovejulez03 Posts: 139 Member
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    Because he a man with better hair than me makes me insecure :( *chokes back tears*
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Iowa. 'nuff said.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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    He was grouchy. :angry:
  • lovejulez03
    lovejulez03 Posts: 139 Member
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    Because now SHE has better hair than me. Smh cut it off woman!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    Because she told Crimson to cut her hair.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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    Because chocolate is NOT the answer.

    Hair chopping in 3...2...
  • mandella222
    mandella222 Posts: 114
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    Because she was too photogenic :)
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    She looks at me as if I did something wrong....all the time.
  • Gameofthrone
    Gameofthrone Posts: 1,522 Member
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    She wouldn't look me in the eyes when I was talking to her
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    The kept taking the cape off
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,342 MFP Moderator
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    She didn't want me to go out with friends
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
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    purple aint my slurple
  • lovejulez03
    lovejulez03 Posts: 139 Member
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    He said slurple too much
  • MyBodyIsMyTemple14
    MyBodyIsMyTemple14 Posts: 38
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    He said slurple too much
    She would always give me the thumbs up. I'd have a horrible day and she'd be all "Who had a good day? You had a good day!" and would smile and put her thumb up.

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