Why did you dump the person above you?

Phoenix__Rising

The candlewax .. she didn't like it.

littlebutlean

She kept trying to borrow my justin bieber towel

msbunnie68

He and Phoenix got wax all over my favourite towel.

Phoenix__Rising

He 'had' a Justin bieber towel.

illbeinyourband

I don't like batman

leahmunroe0724

he was cheating on me with the girl in his profile picture

SugarBaby71

She said I was too old

solarpower03

She refused to strut nude in heels

msbunnie68

tried to gaffer tape my stilettos onto my feet...and stole my clothes...what is with that??

dpwellman

Kept saying, "steel is real".

LegendaryOrange

He kept staring at me through his fingers.

SugarBaby71

I found out about his past with dpwellman

Golightly17

I didn't want to be a sugar mama

LegendaryOrange

She always made me go lightly.

1PatientBear

I don't like orange

sissiluv

False advertising. They weren't very patient at all! @PatientBear

Phoenix__Rising

She told me I couldn't have any more chocolate.

JBfoodforlife

She never shared the chocolate!!

Phoenix__Rising

I'm addicted to chocolate, he got me this way! All those chocolates he bought me.

asaw00

Obsessed with chocolate

JBfoodforlife

The melted chocolate just made our situation too sticky...

La_Malfaisante

He didn't even know my name after 4 months

EddieHaskell97

Expected me to know her name after only four paltry months.

Phoenix__Rising

Ordered a stripper .. for our anniversary. :grumble:

Golightly17

She dissed Peaches!

BikerMan54

She ate all my candy

mblair1968

he didn't have any candy

Rochelle951

Candy made him too clingy

La_Malfaisante

She left me for a dude...

BikerMan54

She whispered some elses name in my ear.