Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
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    she was always punking me
  • bmason67
    bmason67 Posts: 886
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    bigger arms than me
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    Brawny had an affair with Mr. Clean :explode:
  • jessgumkowski88
    jessgumkowski88 Posts: 189 Member
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    Too jealous of her gorgeous cheekbones! And her obsession with llamas was getting out of hand..
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
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    she kept hiding my ice-cream :frown:
  • Inner_Goddess
    Inner_Goddess Posts: 1,146 Member
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    She kept borrowing my clothes
  • GenF32
    GenF32 Posts: 184 Member
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    I just fell out of love with her... *shrug*
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    She keep calling me "John"...wth!
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357
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    Well, Gen and I have been dating for years, in complete secret. No one knew just how much we cared about each other. I would start a sentence and she would end it, we both loved the same things, enjoyed the same music, everything was going really well, then she found out that I was completely a figment of her imagination and I just could not handle it so I had to dump her. I am now dating this new girl, but shhhhhh, don't tell her, she's really Groovy. Hey Groovy, I did not see you there

    Damn, these threads update quickly.
  • Teddy_B
    Teddy_B Posts: 69 Member
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    Just holding up my end of a deal with the devil
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    incompatible t.v. viewing habits
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
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    Not enough tattoos
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357
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    @Walley, b/c I was her 21st friend and she only keeps 20, damn, she lied, she's got 29 friends, I guess I did not have to dump you after all, wanna give it another go...
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    He is still in love with Walley...
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    she would watch Prison Break over my shoulder while doing it
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
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    He sucked in bed :(
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    Too much teeth. ;)
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    He's a better creeper than me
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
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    He's a better creeper than me
    She's a better creeper than me!
  • PrettyAlaskan
    PrettyAlaskan Posts: 130 Member
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    He kept lettin' all the ladies touch his muscles :mad:

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